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xx3rawr , to lemmyshitpost in Big booty girl meteorologists are best meteorologists

“Boring-ass”

Do you want subway surfers gameplay beside your weather report?

vaionko ,

Nah I prefer a GTA stunt race

random_character_a , to lemmyshitpost in Big booty girl meteorologists are best meteorologists
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Scorchio!

IndustryStandard , to lemmyshitpost in Big booty girl meteorologists are best meteorologists

I prefer my weather objective not objectified.

xx3rawr ,

I’m glad I grew up to weather being presented by our local Bill Nye/Steve Irwing, if not by a real but not boring meteorologist. The big booty girls report showbiz and sports, which I both care the least in news.

PenisWenisGenius , to lemmyshitpost in Big booty girl meteorologists are best meteorologists

We’re going to need a picture of the big booty weather girl for reference.

Usernamealreadyinuse ,
Usernamealreadyinuse ,
LikeTearsInTheRain ,

Nobody turns left like Yanet Garcia.

DesolateMood ,

Thats a name I haven’t heard in a long time

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

That’s what qualifies for a big booty?

BackOnMyBS ,
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yes

samus12345 ,
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Disappointing.

Gork OP ,

Noice

Mouselemming , to lemmyshitpost in Big booty girl meteorologists are best meteorologists

He’s only boring-ass in that suit jacket. Were he to remove it, you’d be able to appreciate his hot booty. Which of course he has, because he’s a true meteorologist.

0x0 ,

I think you’re mistaking him with the meaty urologist

SeekPie ,
thisfro , to lemmyshitpost in Big booty girl meteorologists are best meteorologists

Because people with a well sized bottoms can’t be good meteorologists?

PenisWenisGenius ,

Oh, he likely has a well sized bottom. You just can’t see it because of his suit.

thisfro ,

Ah yes of course!

Kusimulkku ,

Are the “weather girls” on Mexican TV actual meteorologists or just presenters?

Dagwood222 ,

Realistically, how many ‘weather reporters’ actually studied it? And of the ones who did how many have access to a private weather station?

Kusimulkku ,

Where I live I think they’re all meteorologists or similar. That’s why I’m wondering what’s the situation in Mexico

Dagwood222 ,

I’m in the USA where it varies station by station, and even from news show to show.

thisfro ,

Yeah same

Deme , (edited )

Private weather station?

It’s pretty much impossible to make reliable forecasts based on the data of a singular weather station. The initial data comes in from a variety of sources including satellites, radars, surface observation stations (weather stations) and upper air soundings around the globe. All of the above are maintained by public sector organizations who collaborate and share the data because the weather is an inescapably global thing. During WW2 the Germans actually set foot in Canada to set up a weather station in an attempt to spread the coverage of their observation network.

Nowadays all that data is used as inputs for numerical weather prediction models, running on supercomputers in the basements of meteorological institutes and agencies. Big global ones like ECMWF and GFS are used pretty much by all meteorologists around the world, who look at those and other smaller, more local models. They compare the different forecasts and critically evaluate the probabilities of different outcomes. They apply their own judgement selecting the most credible raw forecast and then edit that if needed. All in all, it’s a very global effort.

At least where myself and @Kusimulkku are from, meteorologists at the public broadcasting company (where that title is a requirement for getting the job) collaborate closely with their colleagues at the national meteorological institute. Their job is to comprehend the situation as presented by the institute, decide which bits of it are important, and then boil that down into a smooth and easy to understand presentation.

If a weather reporter isn’t an actual meteorologist, then there is an actual meteorologist behind the scenes who made the presentation for the reporter to present.

Dagwood222 ,

You realize that your long and complex comment didn’t mention big booty even once?

Rectified.

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dragontamer ,

I thought I’d share with you that someone really liked your post and shared it on a sublemmy I moderate: lemmy.world/post/15449701

I also like your post. I realize you’re in a shitposting topic so maybe everyone else is just… well… shitposting. But its still good to see experienced posts like yours.

Artyom ,

I am willing to wager that in America, at least 95% of the people who report the weather live have degrees in meteorology or a related field. I almost took that career path.

Dagwood222 ,

tuko.co.ke/…/439109-beautiful-female-weather-pres…

Feel free to check these presenters out and let me know their study habits.

Artyom ,

The top one is a double major in broadcast journalism and political science and has a certificate in meteorology. The next american majored in meteorology and minored in math, and recently went back to get a masters in climate science. I could go through the whole list, but I have better things to do. Thanks for providing the source to prove my point.

Dagwood222 ,

If you’re worried about time management, don’t dive into rabbit holes in the comment section of a thread about big booty weather girls.

xx3rawr ,

I hope they are at least professional journalists. I hope.

NoneOfUrBusiness ,

I mean no, but the people with meteorology degrees are probably not gonna be working a job where the number one requirement is to be hot (and not, y'know, have a meteorology degree).

fl42v , to lemmyshitpost in Big booty girl meteorologists are best meteorologists

Citing mental outlaw,

Hot Latina babe

unreachable , to lemmyshitpost in Big booty girl meteorologists are best meteorologists
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Dagwood222 , to lemmyshitpost in Big booty girl meteorologists are best meteorologists

True story.

Work TV is on the local news channel but the sound is off. Guy is watching the girl presenter. When the commercial comes on he says “Man, that weather girl is hot.”

I tell him she’s hotter than he realizes.

He asks how can she be hotter than he knows.

I tell him that she was doing a traffic report, not the weather.

lowleveldata ,

Because traffic is hotter than weather? How does this work again?

kindenough ,
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Tarmac can be really really hot.

Viking_Hippie ,

Depends on the weather, though…

Dagwood222 ,

Because there were clues in the background as to what the report was; such as a banner saying ‘traffic report.’

He ignored everything that was unimportant.

Kusimulkku ,

But how does that make her hotter though

PenisWenisGenius ,

The temperature inside your car’s engine is usually hotter than the outside weather.

Viking_Hippie ,

Even if it’s an electric car an you’re crazy enough to be in Arizona in July or Australia in January?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot , (edited )

Unless you keep your car in an air-conditioned garage its engine is generally going to be at least as hot as the outside weather.

grayhaze , to games in Marvels Rivals requires creators to sign a contract that removes your right to give a negative review in order to access the playtest
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This is being blown out of proportion. These sorts of terms are pretty standard for a closed playtest, as it doesn’t represent the final product and the developers don’t want reviews to be published criticising things that will likely be fixed for the release version.

JackbyDev ,

So long as this is only about the pre release and not about the game at all stages. Review embargoes are somewhat normal prior to launch.

mechoman444 , to games in Marvels Rivals requires creators to sign a contract that removes your right to give a negative review in order to access the playtest

That contract has absolutely no legal bearing in any way shape or form.

Let them go to court over this, get thrown out and counter sued.

Railcar8095 ,

It’s not a legal thing. Is the message. “I’m not giving you any more access in the future because you broke our agreement.”

samus12345 , (edited ) to games in Marvels Rivals requires creators to sign a contract that removes your right to give a negative review in order to access the playtest
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If I were forced to not say anything negative about a game, I would painstakingly refrain from saying anything positive as well.

“Do I recommend this game?..”

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TheOgreChef ,

I hate these filthy Neutrals Kiff. With enemies you know where they stand, but with Neutrals, who knows. It sickens me.

MystikIncarnate , to games in Marvels Rivals requires creators to sign a contract that removes your right to give a negative review in order to access the playtest

As stupid as it is, it doesn’t stop a creator from simply demonstrating issues, without commentary. Just show people the issues and don’t remark on them.

That being said, nobody should sign this. Trying to forbid people from making satirical remarks? What the crap?

Gimpydude ,

Do that while explaining how that contract clause works!

mechoman444 ,

They literally can’t do that. Satire is a protected right under the first amendment. Anyone can make public satirical remarks regardless of signing that contract.

purplemonkeymad ,

You are aware that first amendment protects speech from government actions/bodies only. It’s not something you can use against a private business (there are other laws for discrimination.)

mechoman444 ,

The point of the contract is that if one is in breach the company can sue for damages and potentially remove the offending media.

The suing process would be through a legal body such as a court system, in this case federal court since the media is on the Internet, therefore the contract doesn’t hold any legal binding. No federal court would uphold a contract that violates the first amendment.

Contracts adhere to laws and rules just like any other legal document. You can’t just put whatever you want into a contract and have it be binding.

purplemonkeymad ,

Sure, but that term does not violate the first amendment since the government didn’t stop you from saying it, so would hold up. You might be able to get it thrown out due to something else, you would need a lawyer for that.

That contract will have penalties for violations, and those are what you would be subject to if in violation.

mechoman444 ,

That’s not how that works. The contract is in and of itself a violation of the first amendment. Therefore it has no legal binding. They wouldn’t be able to remove the offending media from any platform or sue for damages if someone breached the contract.

If there are internal ramifications due to a breach of contract that’s something that could be handled internally, such as the content creator not being offered any review materials in the future. But a contract wouldn’t be necessary for that either way.

Moreover, specifically for satire, there are whole acts in the law advocating for it. There is absolutely nothing, no clause or agreement that would ever prohibit someone from publicly satiring any given entity. Regardless of any contract.

refalo ,

federal court

lmao

badbytes , to games in Marvels Rivals requires creators to sign a contract that removes your right to give a negative review in order to access the playtest

Don’t worry folk’s. We pay taxes so that the FTC and FCC gotz our backz broz.

Emerald ,

Do they have our back though?

StaySquared , to games in Marvels Rivals requires creators to sign a contract that removes your right to give a negative review in order to access the playtest

Well that’s stupid. Getting negative reviews is also a good thing. It allows you to re-evaluate your product(s). Pretty much you’re going to sell a half assed product, pretending it’s amazing because you refused to take critically-negative feedback from your paying customers. Guess they just want to completely obliterate their company.

deaf_fish ,

That’s by design. They weren’t interested in writing a good game or getting honest feedback. They wanted everyone to buy it and get money for it.

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