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GarfieldYaoi , to nottheonion in The Economist has killed satire
@GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net avatar

I don’t have anything witty to say.

Fuck the oinkers, everything the WASPs accuse the Jews of is a confession.

cawsllyffant , to programmerhumor in Merry Christmas!

I remember it being graffitti’d at Wean Hall at Carngie Mellon circa 1990. (about half way down architect’s leap for fellow CMU-nies, around fifth floor maybe?).

trash80 , to nottheonion in The Economist has killed satire

Could financial markets once again be underpricing the risk of a global conflict? In the nightmare scenario, the descent into a third world war began two years ago, as Russian troops massed on the Ukrainian border.

These idiots forgot Russia annexed Crimea a decade ago.

tryptaminev ,

And at the time they moved fast enough and the Ukrainian government was inept and the military untrained and underequipped to do anything about it. That’s why the status quo was accepted like that.

In the first days of the Ukraine war a lot of western leaders were rather sceptical of Ukraines chance to defend itself and more than happy to write them off and accept a new order, if it doesn’t interfere with the Russia business.

Something similiar can also be seen from the US in WW2, were before Pearl Harbor it seemed the US was mostly accepting and seeing how to deal with a new world order, with Europe under Nazi control.

To them the danger never arises from any status quo or a quick change of status. Only a continued long lasting changing process is what they fear and get troubled by.

GarbageShoot ,

Also that Ukraine started shelling Donbass at about that time

Hyperreality , to nottheonion in The Economist has killed satire

I can only assume this was written with tongue firmly in cheek.

OsrsNeedsF2P , to nottheonion in The Economist has killed satire

Europe had been moving towards the slaughterhouse for years, and by 1914 a conflict was all but inevitable—that, at least, is the argument often made in hindsight. Yet at the time, as Niall Ferguson, a historian, noted in a paper published in 2008, it did not feel that way to investors. For them, the first world war came as a shock. Until the week before it erupted, prices in the bond, currency and money markets barely budged. Then all hell broke loose. “The City has seen in a flash the meaning of war,” wrote this newspaper on August 1st 1914.

Apart from this, nothing in the article is worth reading.

fckreddit ,

Investors have their heads buried in there arses or rather in the charts and balance sheets. I think they delude themselves into believing that by buying selling what essentially amounts to promises, they think they are doing important work.

RatherBeMTB ,

The only reason all that industry exists is because the government keeps devaluing and taxing our savings. The day we create an asset with easy transactions and that doesn’t devalue, with ease of exchange, they’ll be out on the street.

Cruxifux , to nottheonion in The Economist has killed satire

World war three be lookin more and more like it’s gonna be a class war with the way these morons like to piss the rest of us off.

MindSkipperBro12 ,

As if the peasants will ever do anything in the modern world

OrteilGenou ,

That’s the spirit

BossDj ,

Can’t miss the new season of Loki. And Silksong is right around the corner

Osa-Eris-Xero512 ,

And Silksong is right around the corner

[Citation Needed]

fckreddit ,

It’s hope speaking.

miss_brainfart , to nottheonion in The Economist has killed satire
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

I have no words left to describe what I think of this

D3FNC ,

The word of the day is jihad

darcy , to programmerhumor in Merry Christmas!
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

i love how well this joke works

glibg10b , to programmerhumor in Merry Christmas!

Explanation:

In decimal (DEC), we count to 9 before adding a new digit. For example, the number after 9 is 10, and the number after 19 is 20.

In octal (OCT), we count to 7 before adding a new digit. The number after 7 is 10 and the number after 17 is 20.

DEC OCT
0 0
1 1
2 2
3 3
4 4
5 5
6 6
7 7
8 10
9 11
10 12
11 13
12 14
13 15
14 16
15 17
16 20
17 21
18 22
19 23
20 24
21 25
22 26
23 27
24 30
25 31
kylostillreigns ,
@kylostillreigns@lemmy.world avatar

TLDR: In octal system, the weight of the digit in a position is an exponent of 8. So 31 = (3×8¹ + 1×8⁰) = (3×8 + 1×1) = 24 + 1 = 25.

glibg10b ,

I think you might be stretching the definition of TLDR a bit lol

siipale ,

Well, it’s certainly shorter than the table in the parent comment.

glibg10b ,

Sure, it’s shorter, but is it really a summary of my comment, or just a more technical explanation?

My comment tries to teach via example, while theirs tries to teach using math. I chose my method because it’s the most accessible to people who aren’t math-inclined, but also because it takes the least cognitive effort to understand, which is an important quality for a social media comment to have nowadays.

Besides, you obviously don’t have to read the whole table (you already know how to count to 25). Just scan the right column to see what it’s doing differently.

MaryTzu ,

It’s the same for every base, including base 10.

Balthazar ,
@Balthazar@sopuli.xyz avatar

Thanks! I didn’t get it at first xD

WIIHAPPYFEW ,
@WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net avatar
bjoern_tantau , to programmerhumor in Merry Christmas!
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Just put on A Nightmare Before Christmas and you’re good to go.

Luft , to programmerhumor in Merry Christmas!

Halloween is the time for hexes!

half_fiction , to me_irl in me⚠️irl

Haha. At my partner’s job, IT had to send out an email clarifying some message from a VP wasn’t phishing because so many people reported it for being suspicious lol.

EmoDuck , to noncredibledefense in The missile is eepy

Our grandkids will have to study this shit in history class one day

ThePyroPython ,

Bold assumption that there’ll be a world to have grandkids.

Even_Adder , to programmerhumor in Merry Christmas!

I just wanted a short explanation.

https://i.imgur.com/whGTcEK.png

Is this even right?

Masimatutu OP ,

Yes, that is correct.

Even_Adder ,

Cool, the plausible answers are always the most dangerous.

MrRazamataz ,
@MrRazamataz@lemmy.razbot.xyz avatar

In the language man I wonder what the language is

Even_Adder ,

I bet I lost that part of the explanation when I asked for layman’s terms.

Masimatutu OP ,

Nah, pretty sure that is just a (very mild) hallucination because it couldn’t find an actual good example

Knusper ,

Yeah, problem is that I’m not aware of anyone who actually writes octal numbers as “OCT123” nor decimal numbers as “DEC123”. It’s basically a made-up syntax, supposed to look plausible for both date notation and number system notation. It’s part of the joke, which LLMs won’t understand.

driving_crooner , (edited )
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Except for the part about using OCT or DEC to talk about octal and decimal numbers is ok.

From wikipedia:

In programming languages, octal literals are typically identified with a variety of prefixes, including the digit 0, the letters o or q, the digit–letter combination 0o, or the symbol &[12] or $. In Motorola convention, octal numbers are prefixed with @, whereas a small (or capital[13]) letter o[13] or q[13] is added as a postfix following the Intel convention.[14][15] In Concurrent DOS, Multiuser DOS and REAL/32 as well as in DOS Plus and DR-DOS various environment variables like $CLS, $ON, $OFF, $HEADER or $FOOTER support an \nnn octal number notation,[16][17][18] and DR-DOS DEBUG utilizes \ to prefix octal numbers as well.

For example, the literal 73 (base 8) might be represented as 073, o73, q73, 0o73, \73, @73, &73, $73 or 73o in various languages.

Newer languages have been abandoning the prefix 0, as decimal numbers are often represented with leading zeroes. The prefix q was introduced to avoid the prefix o being mistaken for a zero, while the prefix 0o was introduced to avoid starting a numerical literal with an alphabetic character (like o or q), since these might cause the literal to be confused with a variable name. The prefix 0o also follows the model set by the prefix 0x used for hexadecimal literals in the C language; it is supported by Haskell,[19] OCaml,[20] Python as of version 3.0,[21] Raku,[22] Ruby,[23] Tcl as of version 9,[24] PHP as of version 8.1,[25] Rust[26] and it is intended to be supported by ECMAScript 6[27] (the prefix 0 originally stood for base 8 in JavaScript but could cause confusion,[28] therefore it has been discouraged in ECMAScript 3 and dropped in ECMAScript 5[29]).

I think 0o31 would be the “correctish” way a programmer/computer scientist would talk about it.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Advanced calculators (both physical ans virtual) have DEC/BIN/OCT/HEX buttons so there is some truth to this abbreviation.

Mac ,

Is anyone else bothered by how often things are reiterated in this reply?

BraveLittleToaster , to noncredibledefense in The missile is eepy

Is this what it feels like to have a stroke?

RightHandOfIkaros ,

“I EVOL”

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