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cia , to programmerhumor in Merry Christmas!

This joke is so old, time since epoch was negative when it was made

billwashere ,

My birthday was the epoch so I resemble this comment.

friek ,

Hello, fellow oldhead :)

S0UPernova ,

So you were born at the dawn of time… nice.

Depress_Mode , to noncredibledefense in The missile is eepy

I only barely understood every other word. Could we get a transcription?

jws_shadotak ,

the missile is very tired, he is eepy. the missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. he eeby and neebies to sleeby. mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. the missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy lil guy and needs to go to bedb. he is ver tired and needs to slep. just a little sleejing time as a treat. midsilylele neebs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. mibsipilibille needs his beaty sleeb. look at him go! he yawn big cause he skeejy, neebs to falafel asleep. nini time! good night, mister the missile.

Masimatutu OP , to programmerhumor in Merry Christmas!

hint for those who don't get it= HEX19

nuke , to noncredibledefense in The missile is eepy

Goodnight Mr. The Missile

jws_shadotak , to noncredibledefense in The missile is eepy

This is my favorite version of this meme so far

lemmyvore , to me_irl in me⚠️irl

“I only do the tasks assigned to me in JIRA.”

jjjalljs ,

This is legitimately very effective at stopping nonsense.

“Can you make a ticket please? And talk to the team lead about prioritizing it”

corsicanguppy ,

Re-word that “I’ve prioritized my tasks in JIRA, and I hope you’ve been using it too.”

… except, not jira. There are so many better options.

kplaceholder , to memes in Oh shit
@kplaceholder@lemmy.world avatar

A Lemmy post showing a Mastodon toot covtaining a Bluesky post screenshot

Marvelous

Natanael ,

Let’s post this on matrix, then scuttlebutt

Klear ,

Also needs redd… erm… twit… eh, we’re good.

millionsofplayers ,

I think that’s a tweet by someone with a bluesky handle as their username

Paul , to me_irl in me⚠️irl

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  • Masimatutu OP ,

    I don’t fully understand your comment, but just to be clear, it’s a joke.

    EatYouWell ,

    His comment is basically /r/thathappened

    JokeDeity , to noncredibledefense in Who's ready for 🎃 Halloween?

    Anyone want to inform us what this is? I’m not going to Reddit.

    nuke OP ,

    It’s a collection of images of multiple 4chan threads about the vast dead bodies of mobiks (mobilized Russian soldiers) being sent through meat processing and coming out looking like a meat cube monstrosity.

    Seditious_Delicious , to noncredibledefense in How credible is my home defense setup?
    @Seditious_Delicious@lemmy.world avatar

    haha at this point, I’ll be changing into the brown cat burglar suit.

    fluke , to noncredibledefense in How credible is my home defense setup?
    @fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

    It will get me and the intruder. Super efficient.

    PersnickityPenguin , to noncredibledefense in How credible is my home defense setup?

    Is that an Alibaba or Amazon Essentials brand claymore?

    nuke OP ,

    Nice try FBI but I’m not giving up my source again

    Plibbert ,

    Again?

    nuke OP ,

    There’s an old saying in Tennessee… I know it’s in Texas, but probably in Tennessee… that says, fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me uhh… you can’t get fooled again!

    InEnduringGrowStrong ,
    @InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Wish

    BURN , to pics in Simple Moon shot [OC]

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bb9cef3d-bf39-4dda-8e35-e7291fc2189f.jpeg

    Moon photos are the best. I’ve been playing around with a couple from my balcony

    f5.6, 1/400th of a second at 500mm on a Nikon Z6

    Gormadt OP ,
    @Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    That’s a crispy shot for sure

    I’m hoping in a few weeks I’ll be able to get some nice crescent moon shots as those are my favorite

    nuke OP , (edited ) to noncredibledefense in Who's ready for 🎃 Halloween?

    For those out of the loop, old.reddit.com/…/the_saga_of_the_mobik_meat_cube_… (NSFW/NSFL)

    TL;DR it’s the Mobik Meat Cube. I feel like the name is self explanatory but if not… It’s a collection of images of multiple 4chan threads about the vast dead bodies of mobiks (mobilized Russian soldiers) being sent through meat processing and coming out looking like a meat cube monstrosity.

    zepheriths ,

    How do you know what is going on in reddit. We aren’t supposed to be over there.

    nuke OP , (edited )

    It’s actually a 4chan thread

    https://files.catbox.moe/bi02tc.webp

    My spies are everywhere

    zepheriths ,

    Fair enough.

    nuke OP ,

    Don’t worry, I washed my hands after

    fluke ,
    @fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

    But you didn’t wash your hands BEFORE!!! DISGUSTING!

    Peppycito ,

    It’s actually a 4chan thread reddit link

    nuke OP ,

    Holy shit you’re right

    Estiar ,

    Thanks for reminding me. I feel sick

    Amends1782 ,

    Oh my god someone please give me a way to read this without a fucking leddit account

    sorrybookbroke , (edited )

    According to a few images, rumors, and conjecture Russia has been storing the dead bodies of their soldiers in a meat processing facility. Grinding them up into meat to hide this, as they’ve run out of space in the morgues. There are some pictures floating around of supposed meat cubes, which are the ground up bodies of dead Russian soldiers (mobik)

    fibojoly ,

    Soilent Red is made of Mobiks?!

    ComradeChairmanKGB , to me_irl in me🧒irl
    @ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    First you wanted him to take the wheel, now you want him to take the gun. Make up your damned minds already! Jesus is a busy guy.

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