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Yewb , to funny in Every hotel bar ever

Sad sales guy desperately watching sports on the tv looking completely devastated.

Corkyskog ,

That’s the blue dot before he downs 3 drinks.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Or why orange guy is reliving his football glory days.

massive_bereavement , to funny in Every hotel bar ever
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

Em.. they are using a Personal Digital Assistant? Sorry I'm a time traveler.

setsneedtofeed ,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

That parts comes later.

Gustephan ,

Your post looks like a reasonably good joke about acronyms with multiple meanings, but just in case you actually don’t know, PDA is short for “public display of affection” in this context

systemglitch , to lemmyshitpost in Feels especially good right after getting out of the shower

I used to swab my ears. Stopped doing it ten years ago, and I stopped having issues with my ears. It’s almost like we are not supposed to put things there.

JCreazy ,

I’ve been doing it for 20+ years and haven’t had any issues yet. I know they aren’t supposed to be used in the ear but it’s worked out this long.

MajinBlayze , to lemmyshitpost in Modern jeart!

Nice jance

flango ,

Jenius!

southsamurai , to funny in Postal issue by ZeTrystan
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Santa looks like he has white eyes and is crying.

It took me a minute to see that the white circles are eyebrows

FiniteBanjo , to pics in The Mountain with normal people Vs with his Father and Grandfather
pro_grammer ,

dude, are you 3 meters tall? Holy shit

FiniteBanjo ,

No I meant he doesn’t look so big from over here when he’s standing next to them. I didn’t mean to imply he looks small compared to me.

nilloc ,

I think this was posted on r/tall years ago. There were a couple 7 footers on there back before it got weird and toxic with angry shorter dudes.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

I have that same grin whenever I’m around guys taller than me. It’s such a weird feeling. Like when you lay face down in the grass and imagine you’re an ant.

fubarx , to funny in Every hotel bar ever

How many are staring solemnly at their phones?

edgemaster72 ,
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That’s all the white space around the other dots. The place is really packed, not that most of them would know it.

zakobjoa , to lemmyshitpost in Feels especially good right after getting out of the shower
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

Does factory setting have serotonin?

pineapplelover , to funny in Every hotel bar ever

What’s pda

Lux ,

Public display of affection

bitchkat ,

They were the precursor to smart phones and tablets. Palm was the big player in the Personal Data Assistant market.

But in this case public display of affection.

Digestive_Biscuit ,
@Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk avatar

I have a Hewlett Packard PDA somewhere still along with some other old stuff I can’t figure out what to do with.

misc , to lemmyshitpost in Feels especially good right after getting out of the shower

You have to insert it in both ears deep and hold there for a minute or two until you hear a beep or vibration (varies according to models ) and i repeat do not and i mean DO NOT try to move your head (or any other parts) until the process is complete .

ShouldIHaveFun ,

Don’t forget do backup important documents before doing so. Do not disconnect the power supply until the reset is complete.

Wogi ,

I work in a manufacturing environment and put in ear plugs every day. Generally this is a two handed procedure, where you pull your ear back to get a good angle to correctly insert the plug, but after doing it multiple times a day, ever day, for years, you get pretty good at double fisting your own ear canals.

Every once in a while, you hit the angle and risk resetting yourself to factory settings.

The real risk is losing the fucking thing up there, and it really feels like you might for a second.

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  • Wogi ,

    The ones with strings don’t have the same NRR rating as the foam ones and for prolonged wear can be quite uncomfortable. The only guys I see wearing those are in the shop or in an office most of the day and only wear them for a few minutes at a time.

    TheControlled , to funny in Every hotel bar ever

    Can confirm this. Was hotel bartender for over a year. I 86’ed the local drunk, however.

    PlantDadManGuy ,

    You killed your best customer?!

    TotallyNotADolphin , to aww in blep

    Cute wierdos :)

    FuglyDuck ,
    @FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

    They probably say the same thing about us.

    xploit , to lemmyshitpost in Feels especially good right after getting out of the shower

    You can also pierce your ear drum with that thing (if something hits your elbow at the wrong moment) …about 12 years later and it’s almost as good as it was before it happened 😎😵

    Landless2029 ,

    Not possible the way I do it.

    I hold it at the max penatration depth and only when sitting on the toilet after the shower.

    No risk of falling or bumping randomly. If someone comes in I stop and stare at them. Asserting dominance with the cotton swab until they leave.

    Let me complete my forbidden itch in peace.

    brbposting ,

    I hold it at the max penetration depth and only when sitting on the toilet after the shower.

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Landless2029 ,

    Walked right into that one. Rofl

    Landless2029 ,

    AND IM LEAVING IT THERE. NO EDITS!!

    Lawyerator , to lemmyshitpost in Feels especially good right after getting out of the shower

    I prefer an half-unbent paperclip loop. slate.com/…/removing_earwax_with_a_paperclip_is_m…

    son_named_bort , to funny in Every hotel bar ever

    And that local drunk would’ve went pro if it weren’t for his bum knee.

    EvilLootbox ,
    @EvilLootbox@lemmy.world avatar

    Or impregnating with a woman with big red hair

    I threw four touchdowns in a single game

    trones ,

    Are you Red Squeezebuzzer?!

    darkpanda ,

    How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

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