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L0rdMathias , to lemmyshitpost in It helps to set your preferred age range from 18-120 for full coverage

Wouldn’t setting to 180 be best, to maximize area of effectiveness.

Sarazil , to lemmyshitpost in It helps to set your preferred age range from 18-120 for full coverage
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I'm in my mid 30s, having women tell me of the psychological fights that NO ONE TOLD ME WERE EVEN HAPPENING, AND NO-ONE GOT ME.

Anyway, I now have a great love life. So long as you're not dead, there's always time for it to sort itself out. Be patient and focus on yourself.

Kolanaki ,
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So long as you’re not dead, there’s always time for it to sort itself out.

Hell, even if you die, there could be a necrophiliac who falls madly in love with your corpse.

melpomenesclevage ,

the dream

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Finally, sex without relationship maintenance

melpomenesclevage ,

right? just gotta die first…

Ultragigagigantic , to lemmyshitpost in It helps to set your preferred age range from 18-120 for full coverage
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If youre not getting laid consider turning off hard-core difficulty in your dating app. Its in the settings under sexuality.

Thanks for being there for me m’dudes

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

the cheat code for skipping ahead is “bb top ddf can host”

PiratePanPan ,
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top top bottom bottom dom sub dom sub popper lube host

helpme ,

Pepper?

PiratePanPan ,
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Please do not bring peppers

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Unless?

PiratePanPan ,
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gwah

Delta_V ,

isn’t that the code that lets you both play as the same character in Street Fighter?

rc_buggy , to lemmyshitpost in It helps to set your preferred age range from 18-120 for full coverage

“Eighteen to eighty; Sick, lame, or lazy.”

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in It helps to set your preferred age range from 18-120 for full coverage

That is something that never happened in my world

hungryphrog , to lemmyshitpost in It helps to set your preferred age range from 18-120 for full coverage

Oh, is 121 too old for you?? This is why you’re single.

Corkyskog ,

121 is fucking dead, so yeah… too old. Oldest confirmed person is 117.

hungryphrog ,

Why do you hate vampires?

MrJameGumb , to memes in Modern jeart!
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/240dc60e-4045-4359-a0b2-c969f50b032d.jpeg

flambonkscious ,

Thank you. I still find that unrealistically funny, you’ve really softened the blow.

ObviouslyNotBanana , to lemmyshitpost in Modern jeart!
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Jeans

Sam_Bass ,

Genes

flambonkscious , to memes in Modern jeart!

This pretty much sums up the recent GenAI+beans trash we’ve had all year.

Why did you need to encourage them when they’d all forgotten?

gedaliyah , to lemmyshitpost in Modern jeart!
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Babe, why are you taking so long to get ready?

ladicius , to pics in The Mountain with normal people Vs with his Father and Grandfather

What’s the height of the actress? Is she “normal” size? I don’t know her name so I can’t look her up.

doeknius_gloek ,

It’s Lena Headey and according to google she’s 1.66m.

ksp ,

Her name is Lena Headey, she played Cersei Lannister in Game of Thrones. According to some random sites on the internet, she is around 5’5’', which is equivalent to 165cm

syd ,
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Lena Headey (1.66cm)

BakerBagel ,

I don’t believe you that she is only half an inch tall. I have never seen a person that short.

verity_kindle ,

How can the children go to school, when they can’t even fit in the Lena Headey?

potustheplant ,

That’d be funny if the unit wasn’t there. Alas, it is.

Anticorp ,

The unit is centimeters…

potustheplant ,

I might need glasses.

MummifiedClient5000 ,

We all need glasses to see Tiny Lena Headey.

verity_kindle ,

She is beauteous, it will be worth it.

Muscar ,

How did you fuck up something so simple?

sunbytes , to lemmyshitpost in It helps to set your preferred age range from 18-120 for full coverage

It happened where they knew you wouldn’t see them.

Unfortunately, there were no survivors.

DavidGarcia , to funny in Postal issue by ZeTrystan

Santa always shows up with Krampus. In reality, Krampus is Satan. He just hired some old dude that plays his misspelled alterego. But all the letters actually always go to Satan.

BluesF ,

Well, what does Christmas inspire today? Is it really a festival celebrating the birth of Jesus, or is it a festival of consumerism and greed? I’d say the old goat’s onto something here.

andrew_s , to pics in The Mountain with normal people Vs with his Father and Grandfather
@andrew_s@piefed.social avatar

Crikey, it's a long way down to the sofa for these guys.

tacosanonymous ,

They make it look like a toy.

Viking_Hippie , to memes in Modern jeart!

To quote my grandmom (RIP): well, at least it looks like she had fun!

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