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VubDapple , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

Unfortunately guys like this are real, as are the traumatized women who go for them.

robocall ,
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I watched a couple seasons of love after lockup. The women dating guys in prison went for guys like this because they were very insecure, and thought probation would help them control the men.

th3dogcow , to cooking in First fermentation results with Blueberries and Pico de Gallo
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I’m curious why you would want to ferment both pico de gallo, which is essentially a fresh salsa, and blueberries? Were you trying to preserve them or something? Some context is missing here. Maybe someone else can be of more help. You have piqued my interest though.

j4k3 OP ,
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Just stuff on hand for experimentation with lactose fermentation. It would have gone bad otherwise. The lid of the greenish brown jar says the start date, added a bit of honey for extra insurance (“H”). I also tasted and intuitively thought I’d try running it through a food processor, added more honey and let it go. It went through a gamut of evolving smells. It ended in a mild green salsa like flavor. It had a LOT of CO^2^ production throughout, far more than anything else I’m messing with. There is a lot more alcohol in it, but I have no idea how much is really there.

The blueberries worried me around a week ago. They tasted like olives, but now they have a more pleasant flavor, or rather, the juice does now. It is about like a more berry/savory almost beet juice like wine flavor, but more savory than a wine. It is savory like a soy or fish/Worcestershire sauce, but less concentrated than those.

These are 3% salt brine fermentations to insure the right kind of bacterial growth. Fermenting stuff and experimenting with unique flavors that this creates is how you take cooking to the highest levels, but also a serious survival skill. It only takes around 3 weeks from food scarcity to population reduction.

th3dogcow ,
@th3dogcow@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks for the info! Experimentation in the kitchen is fun! I haven’t attempted any fermentation yet. I usually take fresh pico de gallo that’s not so fresh and cook it down with some tomato paste, blitz it, and use it as a dip or pizza sauce. To prolong its life I freeze it in an ice cube tray which I then transfer to ziplock freezer bags.

Orbituary , to cooking in First fermentation results with Blueberries and Pico de Gallo
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WTAF?

j4k3 OP ,
@j4k3@lemmy.world avatar

purple poop from the purple people eater

purple people eater movie poster

mydoomlessaccount , to cooking in First fermentation results with Blueberries and Pico de Gallo

Did you try reducing down the blueberry juice? If it’s a savory flavor like you say, I’d be interested to know what properties it might have as a sauce.

More specifically, I’m curious how it’d be in three ways: one test group cooked down on its own with no additives, a second one simply used to deglaze a fond and made into a pan sauce that way, and then a third made into the same pan sauce, but then mounted with butter.

Hah, who knows? Maybe you could make a roux and try it as a gravy. Oh, or maybe, if you season it right, you could make it into like a sweet/savory/spicy chicken wing sauce?

You’ve definitely got some possibilities!

mononomi , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

A wild useless red circle appeared!

BleatingZombie ,

I think it’s worse than that. It’s counter productive. I missed the joke because I was looking for it in the red circle

HawlSera , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

Pretty sure this is satire

SupraMario ,

It is, but apparently lemmy is filled with people who don’t think so.

KingBoo ,

My favorite touch is that he’s 5’11".

mojofrododojo ,

5’11 .75 "

FlyingSquid ,
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On Lemmy Shitpost?!

LEDZeppelin , to noncredibledefense in Anytizer® applications accepted

Meal Team Six

zerosignal ,

Looks too skinny for Meal Team Six, or the Gravy Seals for that matter.

Anticorp ,

If that’s your idea of skinny, what do you consider buff?

zerosignal ,

Most of y’all quaeda is far fatter than that

Anticorp ,

He’s not fat or skinny, he’s pretty fucking strong, man. That dude is built like a powerlifter.

psmgx , to noncredibledefense in Anytizer® applications accepted

Is that a Bennigans tattoo on his arm? That’s like the microwave grill equivalent to fighting for Rhodesia

ArcaneSlime ,

And Canes(?), and Joes Crab Shack, a hardees morale patch on the hat, Applebee’s and Jimmy John’s on the plate carrier, and a chipotle bag in hand.

RizzRustbolt , to noncredibledefense in Anytizer® applications accepted

Snow Crash is a fun book.

zzzzzzyx , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

This is obviously bait guys, calm down. This dude is parodying the stereotype of women doing similar on dating apps and exposing a double standard.

noobnarski , to noncredibledefense in Russia should indeed fear the Decadent Luxurious They/Them Armies of the West

This isn’t realistic, the russian turret hasn’t flown at least 200 meters after the tank exploded.

regdog , to noncredibledefense in Russia should indeed fear the Decadent Luxurious They/Them Armies of the West

Is that an Abrahms tank with a snub barrel? Is that an an actual thing, or is this a dick joke?

nuke , (edited ) to noncredibledefense in Anytizer® applications accepted
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The dark hordes of Popeyes gather, worshipping their false poultry god, but their 11 spicy lies shall not sway us, for we are Cane’s Chosen and we will fight to the last tender!

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/221880f2-def1-496e-b282-b841e77d51d7.webp

verity_kindle ,
@verity_kindle@lemmy.world avatar

And my dipping sauce!!!

nuke , (edited ) to noncredibledefense in The Best Offense is a Good Jeffence
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I think they’re on to us Jeff

swab148 ,
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He’s only got one ❤️

Old_Jimmy_Twodicks , to noncredibledefense in The Best Offense is a Good Jeffence
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Everybody’s out here asking who is Jeff, what is Jeff, but nobody’s asking how is Jeff.

ilinamorato ,

Actually I really want to know. He has up to 9 nuclear weapons, and if he’s having a bad day I really really really want to know.

SeabassDan ,

I’ll do you one better, why is Jeff?

Mastengwe ,

Or when is Jeff.

And009 ,

We don’t even know where is Jeff.

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