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MelastSB , to lemmyshitpost in These elbows are not as good as macaroni elbows

That’s a bit more than just your hand, but you’re technically correct

jack ,

True, the head is gone as well

FireTower , to noncredibledefense in It's important to have good urganomics
@FireTower@lemmy.world avatar

I can’t hear you over the sound of my reduced muzzle climb as a result of an inline stock

tomat0223 , to lemmyshitpost in Put on the horsejeans we're going on a ride

Hell yeah

FilthyShrooms , to lemmyshitpost in Put on the horsejeans we're going on a ride

Ok but shouldn’t they be on the back legs? Not that I would want to try and put them on the back legs…

SpaceNoodle , to lemmyshitpost in Put on the horsejeans we're going on a ride

jorse

Sabata11792 ,
@Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

Oh no, not this jhit again.

femboy_bird ,

Jod jamn jit

HEXN3T , to lemmyshitpost in Put on the horsejeans we're going on a ride
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Bro I thought we weren’t obsessed with denim anymore

ininewcrow , to lemmyshitpost in Put on the horsejeans we're going on a ride
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Stupid horse … he’s got them on backwards

Minotaur , to lemmyshitpost in 💉💉💉

As a non-shitpost tid bit, this picture is depicting Edward Jenner, who made the first vaccine by inoculating people (first milkmaids, then anyone) against cowpox. Basically just took a scalpel and took some material from the sore on a cow with cowpox and scraped it on people.

Turned out pretty effective - and down the line we have vaccines

lugal ,

Didn’t he start with an orphan because no one would care about him? Which is harsh by modern standards.

Also: cow is “vacca” in Latin and that’s there we got the word vaccine from.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Gotta admit, that’s pretty bad ass.

I do imagine if he failed. Then he’d be the guy who did weird things to people.

Minotaur ,

I imagine he might not be the first person who did, the rest are just lost to history due to lack of observable / recorded results.

Earlier generations of people tended to have kind of a general, observation based understanding of that kind of thing where cause and effect was generally observed but people didn’t understand the why of it. People even very early on knew that if you caught a disease once you were less likely to catch it severely again, and they knew that if you quarantined a group of people the disease would eventually “die out”, but they had no real idea as to why in either case.

Excrubulent ,
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People have always been able to understand patterns like that, it’s just really hard to develop germ theory without microscopes, and they need a lot of supporting technology before you can make them.

211 ,

Variolation (introducing the smallpox virus through the skin, not respiratory tract as its natural spread would be, usually leading to a milder infection and subsequent immunity) had been around for a while. Jenner’s accomplishment was successfully using the related cowpox virus to grant immunity to the smallpox virus, based on observations that people working with cattle rarely caught smallpox. This eliminated many of the downsides of variolation (eg. risk of breakthrough disease, and variolated individuals being infectious for smallpox for a while).

lugal , to lemmyshitpost in 💉💉💉

That’s the future liberals want for our country! Didn’t you wonder why a so called “global pandemic” happened in election year? What’s the global catastrophe of this election? Climate crisis happening during election season? Wake up!

kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

Not sure if sarcastic, trolling or insanely stupid… down voted anyway.

PunnyName ,

It’s obviously sarcastic.

kameecoding ,

It’s not even close to being far enough out there to be obviously sarcastic this is fairly within Poe’s Law

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I took a dump today and wiped back to front and ended up with some shit in my ballsack wrinkles and needed to have a shower to deal with that.

Anyways here’s an upvote.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Aw. I love this kind of comments.

It’s so thick with sarcasm, but confuses MAGA folks.

kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

It’s close enough to what some MAGA fuck nut would say that I’m by not sure it’s not going to get upvotes by some too.

lugal ,

Sir, this is a shitposting community. Anyway, google Poe’s Law

Landless2029 , to cat in Why are you amused by mechanical fish trap Hooman? - Boxcat

Upvote for cute kitty.

Downvote for massive kcup box.

Neutral on this one.

j4k3 OP , (edited )
@j4k3@lemmy.world avatar

Not my kcup box nor do I use them. I have reusable kcups and fill them every day with grounds. I can’t fix stupid family; only myself.

joyjoy , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

5’11

odium ,

Impossible

BoxerDevil ,

Yeah, based on the photo, I doubt more than 5’8"

jeffw ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

Is that part of the joke? I don’t get it

can ,

Any real man would round up.

mynameisigglepiggle ,

I’m 5’11, but 6ft erect.

odium ,

It’s a meme that all 5’11" ppl round up and claim they’re 6 feet

jeffw ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

Is that related to the incel thing where they say women refuse to date short men?

BirdyBoogleBop ,

You get more matches if you round up to 6ft.

Crashumbc ,

This may be a surprise, but there is a group of women that woman equivalent of incel men.

jeffw ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

“Won’t anyone think of the poor men!!”

Crashumbc ,

Great hyperbole! Actually no one is “poor”, all humans are shitbags, when given power they will abuse it.

albin_jo_09 ,
@albin_jo_09@mastodon.social avatar

@Crashumbc @jeffw What you mean ? How can we see everyone as same ?

Crashumbc ,

How can you not? Although white males are currently and most (all?) of human history have been top of the power pyramid and have been complete assholes to others with that power. And should be rightly called out on their abuse to others. That doesn’t exclude others from being shitbags when they get or have power over others.

The only logical conclusion is the ALL humans are generally shits bags when they have the power to be. (Taking into account your normal exceptions and outliers to the rule of course.)

jeffw ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

“All lives matter!!” Great take

Crashumbc ,

Such a sad person, that’s all you got from my comment. Try thinking next time. Nothing I said, indicates I believe in “all lives matter” quite the opposite in fact.

jeffw ,
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Bud, you all lives mattered sexism. If you really can’t reread your comment and see the parallels, that’s pretty sad

Crashumbc ,

You’re like doubling down on not even understanding the terms you’re throwing around. This is a waste of time. Goodbye.

jeffw ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

“Women suffer, but we all suffer!”

“Black people suffer, but we all suffer!”

I’ll just leave it at that

John_McMurray ,

kiiiiinda…but there’s a not insignificant number of women actually won’t either, probably more related to the “6 foot mininum” you see on tinder profiles a lot.

jeffw ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

A lot? Granted, I haven’t used dating apps in almost a decade, but I never saw that

Ragnarok314159 ,

I remember meeting a lot of my women friend’s boyfriends back when everyone was going through that song and dance. “He is six feet!”

What was always incredible is how many of these six foot tall dudes were the same height or shorter than me, and I am five ten.

Gabu ,

The weirdest thing is that 6 feet (183cm) isn’t even very tall. If you’re going to lie, go all out and say you’re 7 feet tall.

Acinonyx ,

but when I make fun of women for being fat I’m the bad guy

Duke_Nukem_1990 ,

Correct.

OneWomanCreamTeam ,

I mean, you can both be bad guys ☺️

FuglyDuck , to cat in Why are you amused by mechanical fish trap Hooman? - Boxcat
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Mechanical? Do they flop around?

limelight79 ,

Yeah we have one that does exactly that. Unfortunately our dog thinks it’s his toy.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Dogs are dumb.

Of course it’s not his toy! All toys are belong to Cat! (Including Dog.)

limelight79 ,

The good news is that he’s really careful with his toys. It’s rare that he destroys one, and even then it’s more from wear and tear, not outright shredding it like many dogs. So the fish might still work!

j4k3 OP ,
@j4k3@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah. These are actually lithium rechargeable too. There is a molded housing and built in servo with like 20% range on a small arm that goes in the tail. I haven’t taken one apart but it is triggered off of impact like I would expect from a spring tilt/impact switch, though it could be some kind of MEMS chip.

hungryphrog , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

“looking for friendship” who the fuck uses Tinder to look for friends??

Today , to cat in Why are you amused by mechanical fish trap Hooman? - Boxcat

Are those the Costco fish? My cats aren’t as interested as i expected.

j4k3 OP ,
@j4k3@lemmy.world avatar

No clue where they came from. This monster can’t stand them, or anything that makes noise. The kitten loves them, which is awesome if I ever get around to making some cat toys with servo motors again.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch
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I feel like this is just a dude taking the piss out of the myriad of women’s profiles that basically say the same thing.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Especially being the primary care giver of 3 kids despite having felonies on the record and smoking like a stack while drinking like a fish

Skullgrid ,
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smoking like a stack

great, never heard this one

FilterItOut ,

Yeah, chimneys are for rich folks with brick houses.

Skullgrid ,
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oh shit, that’s the original phrase.

AngryCommieKender ,

Yeah, if you’re on probation or parole you’re not allowed to drink (or use marijuana, or any other illicit substance). The cops in PA will randomly raid bars looking for probationers and parolees. That shit was annoying for those of us that were trying to have a good time at Karaoke

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