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CluckN , to noncredibledefense in The Best Offense is a Good Jeffence

I could see Bezos with a few nukes just in case.

deegeese ,

In case we try to take away his tax dodges.

Oiconomia ,

Comes with “prime sameday delivery” of certain nuclear annihilation

creditCrazy , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Finally the he male

JimVanDeventer , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

I don’t have a job or car

Delivery driver

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

I think I must live on his UPS route

Mikufan , to noncredibledefense in Russia should indeed fear the Decadent Luxurious They/Them Armies of the West

they/them vs was/has been

some_guy , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

And here I spent years on dating apps trying to make myself seem likable when I could have just demanded a rich caretaker.

spez , to lemmyshitpost in democracy in Russia

No comrade, it’s for the good of the people comrade! /s

Gabu ,

Imagine thinking Russia is communist.

spez ,

Imagine analyzing a comment making a dumb low-effort joke

LordOfTheChia , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

He’s just looking for the ol’ 6-6-6

6 figures

6/10 (or better)

6 IQ

PeriodicallyPedantic , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

I can fix him. He’s already a family man, how hard can the rest be?

7heo , to lemmyshitpost in Her accent makes it so much funnier

“I’m being serious. I’ve never seen something this disgusting in my entire life.”

That’s a “you” problem, lady.

sirico , to lemmyshitpost in Her accent makes it so much funnier
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

No one send this lady a 4chan link

7heo ,

You’re right, send her a goatse link. Saves time.

OmegaMouse , to lemmyshitpost in Definitely deserves a place in the food pyramid
@OmegaMouse@pawb.social avatar

Is penis a valid substitute or would I need to take any supplements?

some_guy ,

I got your back. Chow down on some erect tissue. Grab it with both hands (if you can).

HootinNHollerin ,

Eggplant

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Both is good.

therealjcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

You gotta admire the honesty

SlopppyEngineer , to noncredibledefense in Anytizer® applications accepted

And now they’re okay with wearing a mask of course

sxan , to lemmyshitpost in The water is cold 🌊
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Did Taylor Swift die in a plane crash? I feel like that would have bumped all other news.

stoy , (edited )

Nah, she is just an asshole who keeps flying unneccesary trips in private jets, most recently when she was on tour she had a spare private jet flying with her if the first one should break.

degen , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

Ay girl, get me outta these backrooms

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