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CADmonkey , to nottheonion in The Economist has killed satire

People who are conditioned to only think ahead to the next quarter surprised by the real world

toiletobserver ,

Economics: explaining tomorrow why the predictions of yesterday didn’t come true today

OsrsNeedsF2P , to nottheonion in The Economist has killed satire

Europe had been moving towards the slaughterhouse for years, and by 1914 a conflict was all but inevitable—that, at least, is the argument often made in hindsight. Yet at the time, as Niall Ferguson, a historian, noted in a paper published in 2008, it did not feel that way to investors. For them, the first world war came as a shock. Until the week before it erupted, prices in the bond, currency and money markets barely budged. Then all hell broke loose. “The City has seen in a flash the meaning of war,” wrote this newspaper on August 1st 1914.

Apart from this, nothing in the article is worth reading.

fckreddit ,

Investors have their heads buried in there arses or rather in the charts and balance sheets. I think they delude themselves into believing that by buying selling what essentially amounts to promises, they think they are doing important work.

RatherBeMTB ,

The only reason all that industry exists is because the government keeps devaluing and taxing our savings. The day we create an asset with easy transactions and that doesn’t devalue, with ease of exchange, they’ll be out on the street.

HornyOnMain , to nottheonion in The Economist has killed satire
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unoriginalsin , to nottheonion in The Economist has killed satire

Hasn’t the Third World been at war for like a century now?

Krackalot ,

“Special Military Operations”

yogthos , to nottheonion in The Economist has killed satire
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If anybody needed further proof that capitalism leads to brain rot, this is it.

GarfieldYaoi , to nottheonion in The Economist has killed satire
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I don’t have anything witty to say.

Fuck the oinkers, everything the WASPs accuse the Jews of is a confession.

cawsllyffant , to programmerhumor in Merry Christmas!

I remember it being graffitti’d at Wean Hall at Carngie Mellon circa 1990. (about half way down architect’s leap for fellow CMU-nies, around fifth floor maybe?).

Hyperreality , to nottheonion in The Economist has killed satire

I can only assume this was written with tongue firmly in cheek.

darcy , to programmerhumor in Merry Christmas!
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i love how well this joke works

Borkingheck , to me_irl in me🧒irl

I have a toddler, I totally can see them discharing a firearm. It’s not shocking on deadeye Janet, it’s shocking on the now dead parent who didn’t safely store their firearms.

chatokun ,

Unfortunately they often kill siblings (not that the death of parents wasn’t unfortunate, but at least they have some culpability).

Borkingheck ,

Yeah that surprises me less given a parent seeing a child waive a firearm would be very nervous, same as I’d be if my kid was wielding a paring knife or the big knife with her sibling or cousin.

BraveLittleToaster , to noncredibledefense in The missile is eepy

Is this what it feels like to have a stroke?

RightHandOfIkaros ,

“I EVOL”

bjoern_tantau , to programmerhumor in Merry Christmas!
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Just put on A Nightmare Before Christmas and you’re good to go.

kplaceholder , to memes in Oh shit
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A Lemmy post showing a Mastodon toot covtaining a Bluesky post screenshot

Marvelous

Natanael ,

Let’s post this on matrix, then scuttlebutt

Klear ,

Also needs redd… erm… twit… eh, we’re good.

millionsofplayers ,

I think that’s a tweet by someone with a bluesky handle as their username

Luft , to programmerhumor in Merry Christmas!

Halloween is the time for hexes!

half_fiction , to me_irl in me⚠️irl

Haha. At my partner’s job, IT had to send out an email clarifying some message from a VP wasn’t phishing because so many people reported it for being suspicious lol.

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