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Hugin , to me_irl in me🧒irl

The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Or a pitbull

RickyRigatoni ,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

With a gun

Furball , to noncredibledefense in 🇵🇭 PHILIPPINE VICTORY 🇵🇭 Where were you when F22 was kil?

It’s joever… I will vote for whatever president wants to surrender to the Philippines

nuke OP ,

We never stood a chance

youtube.com/shorts/s1utZ0K3wnY

IkarusHagen2 , to noncredibledefense in 🇵🇭 PHILIPPINE VICTORY 🇵🇭 Where were you when F22 was kil?

Philipinos be like: we had one 1000 year reich lasting less than 20, yes, but what about another?

_xDEADBEEF , (edited ) to noncredibledefense in 🇵🇭 PHILIPPINE VICTORY 🇵🇭 Where were you when F22 was kil?

Looking forward to the Filipino tech tree in WT. Be interesting to see how gaijin model cardboard and wooden door armour on Gavins.

SaakoPaahtaa , to noncredibledefense in 🇵🇭 PHILIPPINE VICTORY 🇵🇭 Where were you when F22 was kil?

Cope Thunder lmao

nuke OP ,

Can’t believe they made us wait this long for the sequel to Tropic Thunder

Wermhatswormhat , to me_irl in me🧒irl

Surely this can’t be accurate…right?

Masimatutu OP , (edited )

Here’s the article: metro.co.uk/…/a-toddler-has-now-shot-someone-ever…

Edit: yes, the headline is misleading. The article only claimed there had been at least as many toddler shootings as weeks for two consecutive years.

LetterboxPancake ,

No I don’t think they are. They lack the strength to aim properly and they can’t take the recoil. But at close range? It’s enough for sure.

Changetheview ,

Shockingly, it is accurate as long as you consider age 3 and under a toddler. I also don’t think they’re literally tracking it by day but rather just more than 52/year. No matter the pedantic concerns, the deaths from guns in the US is sickening.

The evidence for this article was even investigated by Snopes and found to be true. They framed it as “more toddlers kill in the US than foreign terrorists.” This was all from 2015/2016. And it’s only gotten worse since then. snopes.com/…/toddlers-killed-americans-terrorists…

Gun deaths in the US are astronomical. In 2021, 184 deaths by guns from children 5 and under. More than 3 per week. From kids under 5 alone. This is a good read about gun violence in US children overall: pewresearch.org/…/gun-deaths-among-us-kids-rose-5…

Damn near 50,000 US gun deaths overall in 2021. That is more than 130 people PER DAY. Just utterly depressing. And leaders still fail to bring about any significant change. pewresearch.org/…/what-the-data-says-about-gun-de…

Tammo-Korsai ,
@Tammo-Korsai@kbin.social avatar

Clearly the answer is to arm lots of untrained civilians.

unoriginalsin ,

How am I supposed to be expected to defend myself from these killer toddlers if I’m unable to carry my AR into the Piggly Wiggly?

PowerCrazy ,

Well when the leaders see things like this and their go to is to yell about “assault rifles” and then provide unlimited funding for military contractors who are the people who build “assault rifles” it’s not really a surprise that the problem continues. If a congress person mentions “assault weapons” they should never be voted for again, because they clearly do not understand the problem.

joelfromaus ,
@joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

The only way to stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun!

ClaireDeLuna ,

Toddlers kill more than foreign terrorists

I KNEW there was a reason to support abortion!

Now if you don’t mind me I’m going to go push pregnant women down the stairs to do my part for this country 🇺🇲

ThePantser ,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

Well there was just a toddler that shot themselves a week ago in Lansing, MI wilx.com/…/lansing-2-year-old-dies-after-shooting…

Tangentism ,

Accurate enough that someone dies or maybe we don’t hear about the times they discharge the weapon into the ceiling?

SubArcticTundra , to noncredibledefense in Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar
verity_kindle ,

Good eye! What the heyll? Artifact from photoshop? This whole image could have been altered.

AtmaJnana ,
p03locke ,
@p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yep, that’s the exact silhouette.

nuke OP ,

This unknown figure may very well be the source of the leak

BradleyUffner ,

It was probably placed in the image to help judge scale when composing it, and they just forgot to remove it.

PersnickityPenguin ,

That’s clearly Saddam Hussein

n3m37h , to funny in I wish I had the ba...never mind

Or just answer the door naked holding Aragorn’s sword

jaybone , to noncredibledefense in Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology

Has he always used this seating arrangement or is this just new within recent years to coincide with his dementia?

It just seems so impractical and comically like a bad impression of a Bond villain.

bane_killgrind ,

Probably a security measure, likely nobody is allowed to walk into that half of the room.

PilferJynx ,

Security and camera angles.

Grant_M , to noncredibledefense in Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology
@Grant_M@lemmy.ca avatar

Putler – King of the Nazis

joneskind , to me_irl in me🥜irl
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

With a butter knife obviously

Donkeytown , to noncredibledefense in Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology
@Donkeytown@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like he doesn’t even trust his clerics.

AngryCommieKender ,

Woo Loo Loo

Woo Loo Loo

remer , (edited ) to noncredibledefense in Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology

He learned from one of the assassination attempts on Hitler https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/20_July_plot

HerbalGamer ,

assignation

assassination?

remer ,

Edited. Thanks. I’m terrible at proofreading my own writing. Edit: proofread to proofreading

HerbalGamer ,

you mean proofreading? :p

remer ,

Oh shit. Yup lol

LemonDrop ,

Ass in nation

Classy ,

Hilter

Hitler?

remer ,

Yup lol. Oof

Ulvain , to me_irl in me🧒irl

Someone REALLY need to stop that toddler.

bstix ,

We need the good toddlers with guns.

roguetrick , to me_irl in me🥜irl

I prefer a bit more expansion on the bottom end myself, but some folks like the swimmer's physique.

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