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I_Fart_Glitter , to lemmyshitpost in Government bonds anyone?

I got a notice this year that I got about $95 in interest from over paying taxes. It’s the first time I’ve gotten something like that, I don’t remember if it was state (CA) or fed.

paultimate14 , to lemmyshitpost in Government bonds anyone?

As an accountant I’ve listened to several colleagues talk for hours about dialing in their W-2’s, some even under withholding and making quarterly payments to make up the difference. Calculating exactly what they are saving and investing that into a seperate account.

Probably spending more in fees than they’re saving. Let alone the time invested. I’m perfectly fine with the government slowly accumulating 1% of my income extra over the course of a year and sending it back later personally.

Modern_medicine_isnt ,

It doesn’t have to be that hard for normal paycheck people. Just set the deductions so you owe money trial by error style. As long as you get enough of a raise each year you won’t owe a penalty.

DrPop ,

This is kinda what I do, I work out of state so I have been tweaking to get my state refund for one match the balance for the other because I’m too broke otherwise.

spicytuna62 ,
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$1,000 is a nice little windfall to get back in February or March.

$1,000 is a lot of money to suddenly have to come up with before April 15.

Got_Bent ,

Fellow accountant here.

I’m getting $500 back this year. Sometimes I owe that much and offset with additional HSA contributions.

I don’t sweat it much beyond that. Just make sure I’m safe harbored and reconcile in February.

Unless we’re talking tens of thousands of dollars variance, the “free government loan” is entirely immaterial for most people, especially when savings accounts were paying a fraction of one percent interest and investments would either ring up ridiculous fees or require lot purchases far beyond the excess withholding.

I’m drinking beer this afternoon and don’t know if there’s a point to what I just said.

FlyingSquid ,
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I’m drinking beer this afternoon and don’t know if there’s a point to what I just said.

Yes. There is a point to saying you’re drinking beer this afternoon. The point is that you’re having a nice afternoon!

random_character_a , to lemmyshitpost in Government bonds anyone?
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

My employer sells “stocks” to employees that don’t show anywhere and you can only sell them back to the company after two year. Exchange also isn’t immediate. Company chooses the date.

They really want people to buy those things and are heavily campaigning for it.

They also give a small amount of these stocks as bonuses to people that have performed well.

When I say to people that buying those “stocks” just gives the company free loan, they look at me weird.

wolfpack86 ,

Do these socks appreciate or pay a dividend?

neptune ,

Yes, stock is basically a loan to the company. Sure, if a company always new it was going to grow at a certain rate and life were guaranteed they could give everyone an exact raise…

Instead they say “here is a bonus, its built on a gamble. Here’s is monopoly money that might be worth 10% more in two years, or maybe the company will be bankrupt and you will be unemployed.”

Would it be better to get a cash bonus or a raise of similar value? Sure.

SirQuackTheDuck ,

doesn’t show up somewhere

Oh look, it’s a scheme.
You’re 99.5% sure getting screwed over

Trainguyrom , to lemmyshitpost in Government bonds anyone?

This assumes tax return is because of over-withholding. If you’re like me with a young family and low-ish income you pay $0 in federal taxes and get a bunch back for EIC, child tax credits, etc. I’m just excited because I’ll be able to fully pay off some of the debts that have been hanging over me and largely not shrinking at all next month

yamapikariya OP ,
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I’m gonna be straight. In reality I’m absolutely fine with taxes. It’s just funny to think about it as in the meme.

_sideffect , to lemmyshitpost in Government bonds anyone?

Same with everything we invest; RRSP, TFSA, even our own money from our accounts is used by them

ramble81 , to lemmyshitpost in Government bonds anyone?

So I’d make a few bucks in interest off it. I’d rather give it to them for a nice little payday around March and to not have the stress of trying to hit close to zero without owing.

shalafi ,

Yep! You’re making pennies on bank interest. Dial in your W4 tight if you wish, but the feds aren’t getting much over on ya.

RiderExMachina ,

With my current bank, my return would have gotten me nearly $100 in interest over the last year.

zaphod ,
@zaphod@lemmy.ca avatar

Yup. Folks seems to be oblivious to the fact that increased interest rates mean savings accounts are pretty decent these days if you shop around. I’m getting 4.5% in a high interest savings account which would’ve unthinkable a few years ago.

verity_kindle , to noncredibledefense in I wish I may, I wish I might, have this wish I wish tonight.

First drink of the day, best part is, the meme is 99% success for non English speakers. VISHUAL LERNR. [which Putin is not, sadly…]

Lemminary , to lemmyshitpost in Government bonds anyone?

>Visit a park for free

> Realize that you’re theoretically owing everyone in town roughly $0.01 for your “free” stay

Jumi ,

Not really, that’s what I’m paying taxes for

synae ,
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that and unlimited military action around the world

Jumi ,

The second one not really, the German army is staying mostly at home these days

Lemminary ,

Listen here, buddy, we can either suspend our beliefs the easy way or the hard way for the sake of this joke!

surewhynotlem ,
dhhyfddehhfyy4673 , to lemmyshitpost in Government bonds anyone?

This is why you really should put in some effort to avoid as much overpayment as possible.

JPJones , to lemmyshitpost in Government bonds anyone?

Doesn’t matter. You’d have spent it on bullshit, anyways, but now you have a nice chunk to blow all at once!

taanegl ,

This. Every year I tax some percent above what’s necessary, and clap with glee when I get some extra income.

Sterile_Technique , to lemmyshitpost in Government bonds anyone?
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Reminds me of one of the ‘warnings’ they gave us in basic training - tldr is that the folks in finance are just as dumb as the rest of us, and invariably there are a couple recruits in every batch that have their first paycheck MAJORLY fucked up.

Like, instead of the $400 we’re supposed to get, we’d get like $40,000 cuz of some fat-finger fuckup in Excel.

The warning was “DO NOT TOUCH a single cent of money you’re not supposed to have, cuz they WILL notice and you WILL have to pay it back!”

…which in my mind translated to: “If you win the finance fuckery lottery, all your loans just became 0% interest!!”

I was not one of the lucky ones. Q_Q

shalafi ,

Don’t know how that works with the feds, but I worked IT for a private payroll firm. If we fucked up and put extra money in your account, that was your money. We had no means of taking it back. None.

Imagine the possible scams if it wasn’t that way!

Caveat: If the bank fucks up and deposits too much, while that’s on them, you don’t get to keep the funds.

I’ll note: American employees, while not having the protections we should have, probably get more than you think. If you start work for us and I send you a $3,500 MacBook, and you quit next week? LOL, keep it. HR can’t hold your last check or any other such thing.

Darrell_Winfield ,

Was the benefactor of finance mistake in military. It’s not your money, it’s the government’s. They take it back. You have no defense and no rights.

Bonus is if they screw up and give you $25k extra like they did me, you can pay it back as 10% of your base income, interest free. Turned out to be a 0% interest 3 year car loan for me!

ImplyingImplications , to lemmyshitpost in Government bonds anyone?

If the government is going to use that interest free loan to give people healthcare, then I’m fine with it.

carl_dungeon , to lemmyshitpost in Government bonds anyone?

Yeah you could have made $1.35 in interest!

BmeBenji , to noncredibledefense in Ship Happens

Is Sevastopol a real ship name? Reading that I had a hot flashback to Alien: Isolation

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
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Sevastopol is a city in Crimea.

BmeBenji ,

Didn’t know that. Thanks

remotelove , to noncredibledefense in I wish I may, I wish I might, have this wish I wish tonight.
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Ok, this is awesome.

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