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NoisyFlake , to linux in ERPOSS Linux, 2004

I love the long german shortcut names. ALTERNATIVER WEB-BROWSER MOZILLA! DEBIAN-ANWENDERHANDBUCH! ADMINISTRATIONS PASSWORT EINSTELLEN!

MonkderDritte ,

ADMINISTRATIONS PASSWORT EINSTELLEN!

DA FEHLT EIN BINDESTRICH!

rbn , to linux in ERPOSS Linux, 2004

That’s a wild set of shortcuts on that desktop! :D

coolmojo ,

Which one ? The antivirus definition update or the change Administrator password?

rbn , (edited )

“Kontact” as a mixture of German “Kontakt” and English “contact”

Then, a link to the debian homepage.

The firewall toggle via desktop icons.

Change admin password.

Manual antivirus.

Zip drive and floppy disk.

Then Open Office.

coolmojo ,

It is Kontact because it is KDE.

Cosmos7349 , to lemmyshitpost in may you live in interesting times

www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1995/10/05

Shady_Shiroe , to linux in LindowsOS, 2001
@Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5eb6f136-854d-45c3-8ff1-5d4544a02873.jpeg

Snapz , to lemmyshitpost in may you live in interesting times

Subscription to the lemon pipe is also $17.99/mo.

OyenFuton , to lemmyshitpost in may you live in interesting times
@OyenFuton@monyet.cc avatar

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don’t want you damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna BURN your house down! With the LEMONS! I’m gonna have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that burns your house down!

  • Totally not Cave Johnson
criss_cross ,

That portal 2 bit is brilliant

marito , to lemmyshitpost in may you live in interesting times

Ok, but lemonade isn’t that color. Are those piss bottles?

poorlytunedAstring ,

Yeah, he couldn’t get away from the line.

sp3tr4l , to lemmyshitpost in may you live in interesting times

Its time to take a page from Cave Johnson.

Just make a few of those lemons combustible and throw them at the goddamned lemon cannon.

wazzupdog ,

Get mad! Make life take the lemons back!

Soundhole , to lemmyshitpost in may you live in interesting times

Why is this is n shitpost? Go crosspost this to /comics or /memes or whatever, it’s great.

Sanctus , to lemmyshitpost in may you live in interesting times
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

I dont want to make lemonade anymore, I’d like to sit on the grass for a while.

Signtist , to lemmyshitpost in may you live in interesting times

Well, there’s your problem - you forgot the sugar, so all you’ve made is lemon juice.

Addv4 ,

“Looks at current price of sugar” - Lemon juice it is!

Resol , to lemmyshitpost in may you live in interesting times
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

At least they don’t have a black body, bloodshot eyes and a creepy cheeky smile.

random_character_a , to lemmyshitpost in may you live in interesting times
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Image is missing a cut throat capitalist selling lemons and lemonade.

WeirdGoesPro , to lemmyshitpost in two wolves
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I want to get my shit together, but seem strangely unable to. Many hours of therapy have been spent investigating this.

electricprism , to linux in LindowsOS, 2001

I remember their “1 Click Install”

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