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RememberTheApollo_ , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in math checks out

It’s the average they calculated they’d get in order to allocate the minimum budget and personnel to what the “normal” calculation would be and only inconvenience the customer when it rose about that amount.

BonesOfTheMoon , to lemmyshitpost in math checks out

I got 47 calls in the span of the morning alone today. I am always higher than average.

WillFord27 , to lemmyshitpost in better part of valor

So fat shaming came over from reddit along with awful jpeg memes?

tkk13909 ,

How is this fat-shaming?

Kusimulkku ,
stonerboner ,

Omg stop being so reactionary. It’s obviously a case of pregnant shaming, unless you just casually call pregnant people fat.

A little offended you just assumed it was fat hate and not pregnancy hate

lud ,

Bruh, is not just that guy shaming because he is “weak”.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

unless you just casually call pregnant people fat

How you know Lemmy just got an influx of new Redditors.

just assumed it was fat hate and not pregnancy hate

Militant anti-natalism is another big red flag

AI_toothbrush ,

Its so funny that people like you who swoop in and “protect” people that YOU think need protection are a part of the problem. Its literally physics that an plus size/overweight/pregnant person or whatever it is, is heavier than thin people. I dont find the meme offensive, thick queens dont find the meme offensive but tou do.

db2 ,

No, but clearly griefing did.

lavalamp_tornado ,

Looks like it. Maybe it’s just evolutionarily inevitable that a Reddit-like platform will go through a ?/fatpeoplehate phase? It’s lame regardless.

Migmog ,

I thought they were shaming the guy for being too weak to hoist her up there…

jaschen , to lemmyshitpost in better part of valor

She might be pregnant. She could lose a baby if she fell.

erev ,
@erev@lemmy.world avatar

also he pregnant stomach may force her to be positioned further back or risk having him put a tremendous amount of pressure on her stomach. The former would move the center of gravity higher and back – neither of which are good for balance – and the latter might injure the baby or just be otherwise uncomfortable

crawancon , to lemmyshitpost in better part of valor

if she’s pregnant maybe they figured it wasn’t worth the risk?

he does have his hands on her belly.

Dicska ,

And all his fingers… count them!

Bunnylux , to lemmyshitpost in better part of valor
@Bunnylux@lemmy.world avatar

Aww :'(

db2 , to lemmyshitpost in better part of valor

None of the guys are actually smiling…

SchmidtGenetics ,

Dude #3 has 1 white pixel no?

db2 ,

He’s probably just struggling against her trying to unbalance them both.

Maalus ,

Dude 3 is mouth breathing from holding her

SexualPolytope ,
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The first dude has a proto-smirk.

lowleveldata , to lemmyshitpost in better part of valor

But did they try?

kionite231 ,

and failed miserably

DogPeePoo ,

I wish he was up on her shoulders

Jikiya , to lemmyshitpost in math checks out

It’s a higher average than the amount of calls they had 150 years ago.

realitista , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in math checks out

Yeah but it sounds a lot better than “We’ve pursued a policy of understaffing to save costs”.

kcop , to mildlyinfuriating in These notifications are bundled together for some reason. So if I want to be notified when my subscriptions renew themselves, I have to also be notified of random games going on sale, too.

Yeah Starbucks does the same thing with “Promotions and Order Status”. :/

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/549c55c5-fb96-42e1-b826-6c492fba368b.png

snowsuit2654 ,
@snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Wow this is unethical. They should all be separate toggles.

Snowpix ,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

As does SkipTheDishes. Want to be notified that your food is almost here? Fuck you, be bombarded with promotions and deals you didn’t ask for.

lnsfwuser ,

Why would anybody name a food company STD lol

TseseJuer ,

it’s not named STD it’s named SkipTheDishes

Lifter ,

To be fair, most of these apps were made before the notification categories were invented and they don’t keep the consultants that made the initial app, or want to pay for the change.

AHemlocksLie ,

Aw poor corporate behemoth doesn’t want to spend the pennies (compared to profits) to do things right. If we’re being fair, fuck them for cheaping out at our expense.

random8847 ,

The management executive who took this decision deserves a punch in the face.

kyle , to lemmyshitpost in math checks out

I sell and build call centers for a living.

Yeah, it’s fake lol. I mean maybe for some businesses it isn’t fake, but usually clients would ask us to make it where “if there’s more than X calls in queue, play the message”. Turns out, there’s always more than X calls in queue. It’s not actually looking at the average.

It’s kinda weird, some things are just always like that, some things clients want to add in because the average user expects it.

Someone wanted a repeat caller to get bumped to the front of the queue. Literally encouraging the “if I hang up and call back I’ll get there sooner” people. Awful.

some_designer_dude ,

Stop putting people on hold, period. We have the technology to just call back when they’re at or near the top of the queue. If they miss their call, maybe their number gets priority for an hour or something. Either way, when I get put on hold, I mostly fantasize about murdering whoever set up that system.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Take a number. Call back. Simple.

watersnipje ,

And then they start playing horrible, distorted wait music.

psivchaz ,

And then interrupting that hold music at seemingly random intervals to tell you that they care about you, or to tell you that you could do this faster on their website.

I had to call Assurant recently because their website literally threw an error and told me to call in and wouldn’t let me proceed. I was told by the automated messages no less than 4 unstoppable times that the website is faster, and then after explaining the situation to the person she told me that the website is faster.

She was clearly reading the script and it’s not her fault so I kept quiet, but I have rarely felt such extreme rage in my life.

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

And then interrupting that hold music at seemingly random intervals to tell you that they care about you

I recently encountered one that paused the hold music for around two seconds before the “your call is important to us” message. I hated it because every time it happened, I thought that someone was answering the call!

kyle ,

Yeah, it’s a feature dubbed “queued callback”. Saves your place, it’s a pretty common request. Customers like Delta, Intuit, Pacific Life, Citibank, Dyson, all use the platform I build (Amazon Connect) and do stuff like that.

Problem is, no one answers a call from an unknown number these days. Some phones are getting smart enough to recognize the number and show that it’s a business, though that’s more anecdotal evidence from my personal device (Pixel Fold with Google Fi carrier).

constantokra ,

Hold for me and call screening on the pixel is amazing. It’s so much better than any other feature available on any other phone.

HeyJoe ,

As someone who is also a phone system admin, if you had an older system, that feature was a pretty expensive feature to add on. We never purchased it because to buy what was needed to do it would’ve costed a ton. We did recently switch to a cloud pbx a few months ago and the one advantage I’ve seen is most of the high end features seem to be more readily available and cheaper when bundled with their packages so we finally got a lot of these options. RIP are the days of on prem systems.

I guess my point is I would imagine a lot of places still use older systems possibly and will wait as long as possible before upgrading and probably do not have the call back feature.

kyle ,

That’s a good point, a lot of people are still on old Avaya or Cisco systems and it was expensive to do that. A lot of cloud providers now don’t charge anything for it.

HeyJoe ,

Yup, we were Avaya. Once Covid started, we looked into finally getting WFM and other features like this because we were a place that directly increased call volume due to covid but were unable to keep up with the amount of concurrent calls. We wanted to use the call back feature to help the agents who were overwhelmed and wouldn’t be able to get a large increase in help anytime soon. Especially since we knew these levels would only be temporary as well. In the end, it was not approved.

uis ,

Can’t you do just the same on Asterisk for free on your computer?

Migmog ,

So the length of the queue is the expected average, right? Then, if you fall off that you are therefore the above average call in the message… except the length of the queue probably doesn’t actually much to do with any kind of average of the number of calls.

Bosht , to mildlyinfuriating in These notifications are bundled together for some reason. So if I want to be notified when my subscriptions renew themselves, I have to also be notified of random games going on sale, too.

They know exactly what they’re doing. They’re never ignorant of this shit, it’s 100 percent intentional. So much for not being evil.

chevy9294 , to lemmyshitpost in math checks out

Actually you can. If you get 10 calls a day and then only 1 day 9 calls the average is a little less than 10, which means most of the time you do experience more than average.

sushibowl ,

He didn’t say “most of the time” though. He said “always.”

CoggyMcFee ,

“….so please hold onto that phone with your technically above average number of hands and we’ll help you soon.”

BurnedDonut , to lemmyshitpost in math checks out

Have you ever played Magic the Gathering Arena? Because they use the same algorithm I swear on everything I hold dear and valuable to me.

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