How about a professional nonsense competition or professional nonsense community collection? I'll start with the sausage in the glass. Artwork description inside. (feddit.de)
Last evening my wife requested a smoked pepper sausage. This was to be her first after her pregnancy – awaiting true delight. Unfortunately, by the time the sausage was delivered, my wife had to cater our child. In my haste, no other container was to be found. Hence, I herewith present to you: The sausage in the glass....
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