“Consumeth thou mine shortened legwear.” - Bartholomew, Son of Simp
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“Consumeth thou mine shortened legwear.” - Bartholomew, Son of Simp
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Relatable (r.nf)
Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty. (lemmy.world)
It will still break them if you try it
No doubt. Wanna fight me? (lemm.ee)
It really was like that. (lemmy.ml)
Now I'm imagining a Jewish goose. (lemmy.world)
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My wife every two weeks: (slrpnk.net)
This is what my wife calls me after the incident. (lemmy.world)
Chicken soup (sh.itjust.works)
Reblog if youre american (lemmy.world)
The best part of driving a shitbox is that I don't have to care too much about it. (lemmy.world)
Ketchup alignment (lemmy.world)
I’m a chaotic neutral myself. It almost, but not quite appalls my wife.
They are too expensive and gimicky either way (sh.itjust.works)
I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet. (lemmy.world)
Neeko patiently sitting for his portrait. (lemmy.world)
I got a new camera and my cats have been patiently dealing with being in front of the camera nearly constantly. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f58f243f-aedb-4797-8ff1-88175fa17b7f.jpeghttps://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/36bbf654-b1e1-4def-a16b-fd194ffabfdf.jpeg
Skittles: Just Do It (lemmy.world)
Anon likes bikes (sh.itjust.works)
I dont understand why I have to bring a bottle to the restaurant (lemmy.world)
IT support work be like (lemmy.world)
Verily, I say unto thee: Be specific. (lemmy.world)
A lesson in Input Validation (startrek.website)
Anon notices racism in hentai (sh.itjust.works)
First meme here (feddit.nl)
I don't think I am... (lemmy.world)
Whatcha gonna do? (lemmy.world)
It's a trap! (lemmy.world)
That explains the shiny nose (lemmy.world)
Reminder to count three Mississippis.
Bowl cut gang, rise up. (lemmy.world)
Mom really had to make that $4.75/hour stretch.
Larry Bird really knew how to get under your skin (lemmy.world)
And Ron Artest was known for his short temper. I’d have loved to see Larry mess with him.
Southern Heritage (lemmy.world)
Situation.. (i.imgflip.com)
RIP Brenda (lemmy.world)
Fad (lemmy.world)
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. (lemmy.world)
Based off a post I made on Reddit a while back. Hope y’all enjoy....