“Consumeth thou mine shortened legwear.” - Bartholomew, Son of Simp
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Weezer? I hardly know 'er! (lemmy.world)
Napoleon Dynamite is 20 years old now. (lemmy.world)
Hello, fellow aging millennials.
The local dog park has kiddie pools by the water spigots. (lemmy.world)
It was like 102 degrees (~39°C) yesterday evening (and about as humid as Vietnam), but he was SOOOOOO BORED. So I got him out of the house. He made it eleven feet into the park, pooped, and immediately went to the pool afterwards to wait for me to fill it.
hi wat doin? (lemmy.world)
Watch out, guns. You're next. (lemmy.world)
Never know til you go. (lemmy.world)
Disclaimer: Don’t actually do this.
He's a sweetheart. (lemmy.world)
Dumbledore asked calmly. (lemmy.world)
Bonus: youtu.be/xSxQcAm3PE8
I go out of my way to not crap at work. (lemmy.world)
Here's Izzy, looking glorious. (lemmy.world)
I wonder what goes on in that head. Radio static? Dial-up sounds? A loading bar stuck at 31%? (lemmy.world)
Well no matter what it is, all he knows is that he loves you, and he’s gotta make sure you know.
I caught Thorin evicting the piggy. (lemmy.world)
How rude.
They only bust these babies out in June. (lemmy.world)
He does that a lot. (lemmy.world)
Here's my dude. I have no idea what he is. (lemmy.world)
Meet Sherlock. He’s about 1½ years old and weighs 70 pounds. This guy spent two hours bouncing all over the four-acre dog park, and still wanted to play once we got home....
Crunchy goodness lies within. (lemmy.world)
Thanks, Herr Doktor. (lemmy.world)
Y'all want a shitpost? (lemmy.world)
WIFE: LEFT...
Didn't need to use my laptop anyway. (lemmy.world)
I am reminded of Shia's flag. (lemmy.world)
When you're born holding a copy of Stankonia. (lemmy.world)
He's a little confused. (lemmy.world)
Are we still posting beans? (lemmy.world)
If not, are we posting dogs?...
There's a reason he was shot. (lemmy.world)
But not the reason you think.