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some_guy ,

He already did the hard part! Why won’t you lazy fucks implement his great ideas?

some_guy ,

Wow, you really nailed the tone and language.

some_guy ,

What’s most frustrating (to me) is that they cost others money by making them pay lawyers to look at their bullshit paperwork and make sure they aren’t liable. They already waste people’s time. But the cost of a lawyer indemnifying them (the employer) is just disgusting.

some_guy ,

It’s awesome how they offload a bunch of paperwork to others, involving the president of the institution and their HR department and who knows how many other people to deal with their crazy bullshit.

some_guy ,

Um, wait. I would think that violates some sort of law (but I guess maybe we haven’t codified this?). I mean, building plans expect standards in materials, right? So how can a building meet codes if the materials are not within the expected specs?

some_guy ,

This seems fine. Everything is great. /s

some_guy ,

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK

<tatclass> er.

<tatclass> hi.

<andy\code> A common typo.

<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

some_guy ,

It’s not a meme, but it is.

some_guy ,

If that’s improvement, I’d hate to think what it was before.

some_guy ,

Holy shit, I’d never heard about this.

some_guy ,

That shit should be kicked outta school.

some_guy ,

Rick Scott

Bald bastard.

some_guy ,

Had to fuck over some more people, huh Lonnie?

some_guy ,

Or, every time the anon kisses his gf, he could think what a loser the ex is, but ok.

some_guy ,

I met my partner on Hinge. But all dating apps are awful these days.

Edit: Good luck!

some_guy ,

It isn’t, but loneliness sucks.

some_guy ,

I learned a lot about your country during the pan when I started listening to the Dutch News Podcast. You had some wild stuff going on and I got to learn about another culture. But I haven’t been turning in lately. Life got busier again. Cheers! Oh, and when a German asks you for something, tell them to first give you back your bike once for me!

some_guy ,

I thought they were massively flooded? I guess both can be true when you have a huge country.

some_guy ,

So you’re saying it’s big? /s

some_guy ,

I could get away with ten contempt of court charges and not go to jail. /s

some_guy ,

The pastor told WTAE-TV in Pittsburgh that Polite smiled at him and they made eye contact just before Polite pointed the gun at him.

That’s not very polite.

some_guy ,

I call my tux Sillybutt as a nickname.

some_guy ,

Has the flag turned white from sun rays minus atmosphere?

some_guy ,

Good. It should be a nationless flag of peace. That makes me happy.

some_guy ,

It pisses me off when I can’t find which tab or window is playing audio when I restore tabs after a reboot.

samojedesamu , to aww

cute?

@aWw

some_guy ,

Don’t ask me questions when you already know the answer. /s

some_guy ,

“In the fake news media, there are two sets of rules, and conservative[s] are always treated differently,” she continued. “That’s why Americans don’t trust the Fake News.”

I’m a snowflake! I’m a snowflake! I’m a snowflake!

It was around 2019 that I realized that conservatives have a persecution complex. I thought I’d unlocked some secret truth. Nope. It’s obvious to all of us who pay attention (I just hadn’t been paying attention).

some_guy ,

Lying liar lies, gets caught lying, changes story, more lies to come.

some_guy ,

This is why I only use biometrics for website passwords and the App Store on my Apple devices. To unlock requires a password, which cannot be forced (though at least one judge kept a man in jail for contempt of court for not unlocking a device, which should be illegal under the fifth imo).

some_guy ,

You, what do you own the world?

some_guy ,

I’m an old so I remember dating apps before smartphones. People with physical keyboards wrote long messages, like emails and letters. You could really get to know someone’s personality. This worked well for me because my sense of humor is absurdist and you need to know my values to know that I’m joking when I say something off-beat.

That just doesn’t work over short text message-style comms. So I can’t be funny. I can’t make a joke about voting for a terrible policy if I have to explain that it’s a joke because that’s not funny. But if I’ve revealed to you a bunch of things that matter to me and then claim to want the opposite, you know I’m being sarcastic and it’s fine. Oh well. I’m lucky enough to be in a great relationship despite the dating apps sucking much worse now.

Then there are the articles about how dating apps have deliberately made themselves worse to keep people paying for subscriptions… I’ve seen at least one and I’ve heard people talk about this on a podcast, I think. I may be misremembering. I consume a lot of media about how much capitalism and humanity create worse and worse systems.

Good luck to anyone who’s searching. I got your back.

some_guy ,

While you’re right and my post addressed the same failure / bullshit, writing a long message as an opener would be seen as strange today. It’s not the typical format and would trigger a red-flag for a lot of people. I’m talking six paragraphs, which was how I used to open comms before smartphone apps.

some_guy ,

Those clowns who told me a RasPi would cover my needs will be proven wrong now!

some_guy ,

The Mississippi governor, Tate Reeves, who himself recently declared April as Confederate Heritage Month and April 29 as Confederate memorial day, celebrated the counter-protesters in a tweet that some say drew parallels to former Mississippi governor Ross Barnett, a proud segregationist.

[…]

Reeves captioned a video of the counter-protesters singing the American national anthem with “the ‘protests’ at Ole Miss today. Watch with sound. Warms my heart. I love Mississippi!”

We knew Mississippi was a trash state, but they felt the need to remind us. Disgusting behavior. Cheers to the kids who made up the protest and especially the one with the sign pointing out that Jesus was Palestinian. Watch the documentary, The Mayor, for insight into Palestinian pride for his origin in their land.

Obligatory: Fuck the South.

some_guy ,

Please donate if you can. GoFundMe link in the article.

some_guy ,

Well, we wouldn’t want to help spread their message, would we? /s

some_guy ,

When I was being taken into surgery they told me we were going into space and gave me gas that they said was to breathe in space. I didn’t realize I hadn’t actually been to space until I was like eight years old or something like that. Probably older.

some_guy ,

It can. I hope it does for you.

some_guy ,

“Oh fuck…”

some_guy ,

Working for a rightwing political campaign. Working for a religious org.

some_guy ,

Well, I just learned another job that I will never do. Thanks for the educational video.

some_guy ,

Wow. Fucked up. There was a guy whose last name was Coward. What a terrible name. I suppose at least they died quickly without suffering.

some_guy ,

I worked at a company that was all-in on GSuite (now Google Workspace) for five years. They’ve got this covered.

I do not endorse Google apps. They suck. Web apps suck. Electron apps suck. Native apps are where it’s at.

some_guy ,

So cute!

Is that a partially obscured speaker cone in the background?

Also, lemme get in on this.

Athena:

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/700951db-239f-4b66-abcb-eb23ad9d1537.png

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/87bace0c-ceb6-4641-beeb-fb54dc2fcf58.png

Nova:

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/40af0b51-8a56-48b1-9585-738cf7cad87c.png

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/b10625ce-4226-4f46-8602-5c7078f7c9db.png

some_guy ,

In truth, I only order things from Amazon because we need to keep providing new and interesting boxes to the kitties.

/s

some_guy ,

Wow. That’s pretty direct. You can fuck off. I know that cops are not the right solution to mental health crises. I am a person with mental health issues who has had cops called to “save” me and was lucky that it went well. Why don’t you affix your mouth to my asshole because I know that cops are not the right solution to a person having a crisis while I choose not to suggest my lay advice about something that is pretty important. Fuck you.

some_guy ,

I don’t have time to read a wall of text. My answer stands. Don’t call cops for mental health issues. Goodbye.

some_guy ,

When I check replies before work my time is limited and someone who is clearly attempting to goad a reaction will not get high priority.

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