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some_guy , 2 months ago to cat in Sitting on the sofa

Excuse me, but I believe you’re providing a service (heat source). Give yourself credit where credit is due.

some_guy , 2 months ago to videos in Dashcam footage clears man of felony charge after showing constable injuring himself

From the preview tab, looks like it might be the cop who kicked a moving car and broke his leg? I won’t watch the ad YT is shoving at me and don’t care enough to download the video using a workaround. Either way, fuck cops.

some_guy , 2 months ago to aboringdystopia in 85,000 Police Officers in the USA have been investigated or disciplined for misconduct over the past decade

If you don’t get investigated, you’re not doing your job. /s

some_guy , 2 months ago to showerthoughts in The best way to keep feeling young is to remove all of your mirrors.

I don’t seem to look into mirrors unintentionally. I don’t like seeing myself unless it’s deliberate, like to check my skin or shave. I pass by a huge bathroom mirror on the way to go to the bathroom without registering it. I like that about myself.

Tried to have ice cream in a place where the bar-style stools were in front of a mirrored wall and it was really difficult to relax. That part I don’t like.

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Trump privately urged Greene to drop push to oust Speaker Johnson

Oh noez, Margie NO! The orange man spaketh and you must obey or consquzez!

It’d be great if he’d publicly turn on her for disobeying him. Then at least one good thing could happen. But she’s such a sycophant that I’m sure he’ll keep her around.

some_guy , 2 months ago to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit's employer is confused by sovcit.

It’s awesome how they offload a bunch of paperwork to others, involving the president of the institution and their HR department and who knows how many other people to deal with their crazy bullshit.

some_guy , 2 months ago to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit's employer is confused by sovcit.

What’s most frustrating (to me) is that they cost others money by making them pay lawyers to look at their bullshit paperwork and make sure they aren’t liable. They already waste people’s time. But the cost of a lawyer indemnifying them (the employer) is just disgusting.

some_guy , 2 months ago to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit's employer is confused by sovcit.

Wow, you really nailed the tone and language.

some_guy , 2 months ago to nostupidquestions in All cheap smartphones have a fingerprint sensor but all laptops dont have one. Why?

This is why I only use biometrics for website passwords and the App Store on my Apple devices. To unlock requires a password, which cannot be forced (though at least one judge kept a man in jail for contempt of court for not unlocking a device, which should be illegal under the fifth imo).

some_guy , 2 months ago to programmer_humor in Any Volunteers

He already did the hard part! Why won’t you lazy fucks implement his great ideas?

some_guy , 2 months ago to mildlyinfuriating in 2x2 lumber at Home Depot is now 1.28x1.28. Actual size is supposed to be 1.5

Um, wait. I would think that violates some sort of law (but I guess maybe we haven’t codified this?). I mean, building plans expect standards in materials, right? So how can a building meet codes if the materials are not within the expected specs?

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Man confesses to killing hospitalized wife because he couldn't afford to care for her, police say

This seems fine. Everything is great. /s

some_guy , 2 months ago to asklemmy in What's the funniest typo you've seen in a meme before?

It’s not a meme, but it is.

some_guy , 2 months ago to asklemmy in What's the funniest typo you've seen in a meme before?

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK

<tatclass> er.

<tatclass> hi.

<andy\code> A common typo.

<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

some_guy , 2 months ago to memes in Obviously needed

If that’s improvement, I’d hate to think what it was before.