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some_guy , 2 months ago to news in House kills motion to vacate Johnson from speakership

Oh, Margie, NO! You wanted to make a big show and grandstand and feel important. It didn’t work out and you looked like a fool. How can this happen?! It has to be connected to those damn Jewish space lasers!

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Tesla is under a federal wire fraud probe for misleading investors

I’m presently listening to the latest ep of the Better Offline podcast and ole’ Lonnie is the topic.

some_guy , 2 months ago to showerthoughts in Lemmy's major collective account cake days are coming up soon.

Oh, how about that? I say we get drunk. Day drink! Day drink and post stupidly!

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Israel frustrated U.S. paused weapons shipment over Rafah assault concerns, official says

And all it took was a few dozen-thousand murders.

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Steve Albini, Influential Producer of ’90s Rock and Beyond, Dies at 61

Oh man, he worked with the Pixies. I knew his name but not much else. Anyone associated with the Pixies is cool in my book. And the Lemur tshirt cements his place in history.

some_guy , 2 months ago to lemmyshitpost in "Yeah, yeah, I totally know what a lion looks like, just give me the brush"

It looks scared and confused.

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Rudy Giuliani struggles to find an accountant: ‘nobody seems interested’

They slipped on a pool of sweat and hair dye and can’t get up.

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Rudy Giuliani struggles to find an accountant: ‘nobody seems interested’

Giuliani is due to publish a book, The Biden Crime Family: The Blueprint for Their Prosecution, through an imprint linked to Steve Bannon, another close Trump ally. Release of the book has been repeatedly delayed. It is now due in September.

Can’t wait to read that drunken mess. /s

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in New York governor said Black kids in the Bronx do not know the word ‘computer’

Look, this thing that is pervasive and that everyone has heard of? These kids have never heard of it. Can you believe that? Cause it’s fucking mind-blowing. They haven’t heard of it! It’s a word they can’t fathom or pronounce.

Would you believe they also haven’t heard of cars? Fucking cars! Not one of them has heard of a car. It’s bananas.

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in After calls for gun safety, Tennessee votes to arm teachers

Tennessee has been working overtime to lose my respect in the last year. Everything they’ve done has been terrible.

I used to live in Tennessee. I’m not disparaging Tennesseans. I’m disparaging the people you elected. I know you probably didn’t have much say in the matter (gerrymandering).

some_guy , 2 months ago to linux in Windows is hell, i need to do something

I’m only a Linux command-line guy (Mac for GUI), but you’re making the right decision. You can have a computer that doesn’t suck and this is one of the ways. Good luck!

some_guy , 2 months ago to programmer_humor in The easiest problem

Why is no one giving credit to my friend n?!

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Judge in Trump’s classified documents case cancels May trial date; no new date set

I don’t understand why we would want to prosecute crimes. /s

This judge is a hero! /s

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Trump Posts -- Then Deletes -- Rant About Stormy Daniels Testifying

Now he’s threatening me with JAIL, & THEY HAVE NO CASE

I thought this shithead was ready to go to jail for speaking his mind committing multiple contempts of court. I guess that’s not the case when it’s not him talking.

Merchan ruled as court began that Daniels can testify about her alleged sexual encounter with Trump and “how she felt about it,” but that he didn’t want to hear any of the nitty-gritty regarding the alleged affair with Daniels. We don’t need to know the details of intercourse,” Merchan said. Prosecutors assured the court that Daniels would not be describing “genitalia” in her testimony, ensuring the jury would not be subjected to another mushroom-comparison session.

Anyone else notice the closing parentheses but no opening paren? Again, I’m sick of not having proper copy-editors in journalism!

Look, I’m just gonna say what no one else is brave enough to say: he’s awesome, let’s elect him again, it’s ok when he breaks the law. Fucking pig.

some_guy , 2 months ago to pics in Arrest of journalist Olga Fedorova (Alex Kent, New York, May 8 2024)

That’s a horrifying image. She’s got some serious footwear. Fuck cops. I’m big and you’re small! I’ll hit you with this stick!

Fascist fuck.