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niktemadur ,

This has got to be made by the same type of shitheads who churn out clickbait excrement every five minutes, in a different section of the clickbait excrement factory, opposite side of where they churn out
“Physicist Brian Cox’s terrifying reveal - CERN at Switzerland unlocked demon forces, world’s end by 2025”.

Or you’re being trolled and got those big red shiny buttons pushed.

niktemadur ,

I’m gonna go off the beaten path a little here and go with Jonathan Demme’s “Something Wild”, chances are the guests haven’t seen it and that film is one helluva ride, it’s got a little bit of something for everyone - comedy, romance, thriller, you name it.

niktemadur ,

The age sends my imagination racing, I wonder if there was a Proto-Indo-European name for it, as a remote curiosity/enigma.

“They say that somewhere up north, half a moon beyond the most remote village, there is a large stone put on top of another by the hand of the Earth Goddess herself.”

niktemadur ,

He turned into microwaves! No, wait… radio waves!
No, never mind, he’s gone.

niktemadur ,

She took on where Heinrich Hertz left off, and made it to the top of the Tinseltown heap!
C’mon… you know you wanna see a musical on the life of Heinrich Hertz.

Considering the man spent over a year working in a blacked-out room, trying to detect the faint spark of electricity transmitted wirelessly, it’s gonna have a song or three about fumbling or stumbling in the dark.

niktemadur ,

An example is when Soviet tanks and troops marched into Czechoslovakia in 1948 I think it was, everyone in Europe got put back into a state of high alert.

niktemadur ,

Jeezus… when is it ever not too soon when you put it that way?

niktemadur ,

This damaged student bubbled up from a political environment brew similar to the current one generating incels.

niktemadur ,

Oh, innumerable offers! Manifold! Multitudinous!
One might even say - a plethora!

niktemadur ,

Wasn’t it supposed to be El Guapo?

And you don’t know what a plethora is?!!

niktemadur ,

Dude… she went through both slits at the same time!

niktemadur ,

After being observed? Eeeeeewww…

EDIT: Love your Catch-22 username.

niktemadur ,

Also, that one guy waiting for his friends to show up, to tell them
“Guys… they’ve got eight dollar beers here, let’s go someplace else.”

niktemadur ,

To OwN tHe LiBz!

niktemadur ,

Zoom in on that zero, boys! Show us those vacuum quantum fluctuations!

niktemadur ,

For a split second there while scrolling down the list, the term “Flesh Light” blinked in my mind.

niktemadur ,

I don’t know what’s going on, and I kind of like that dizzy feeling.

niktemadur ,

Or… referencing old memes as shorthand/shortcuts for otherwise complex concepts or situations. It might be a tool in an updated kit for more efficient communication.
Then again, I might be a glass-half-full kinda person, in some respects.

niktemadur ,

Á la recherche du science perdú! Aka “The Sound Of Silence”.

niktemadur ,

Oops, typo. My first language is Spanish, I assumed there was an accent at the end.

niktemadur ,

Well what do you know… I just saw a new bird in my backyard, never seen this particular fella before, wondered what type of bird it is.

niktemadur ,

Each an American? Or all the an Americans?

niktemadur ,

No no no: the IMAGE!
Where in the world did a private jet crash into a fancy restroom?

niktemadur , (edited )

There are elements to life that have drastically changed for the better, to name one example how about not just being able to hear your local radio stations, but radio from anywhere in the world.

The fact that I can tune in live to… say BBC Radio 6, and be listening along to the exact same thing they’re listening to in a city like London, makes a measurable positive impact in my night-owl life. It emotionally makes me feel more connected to the outside world from where I am, and that’s one station out of hundreds of thousands, if not millions. I can explore the world.

Another example is that I can now understand (to the extent that each step makes sense to me) the physics theories and laboratory experiments that have changed our paradigm of reality itself, thanks to a whole bunch of science content creators on YouTube; it is incredible what can now be explained in relatively (ahem) simple language, and it is, by people doing the explaining as a labor of love.
People have found ways to express in mostly non-technical language what a couple of decades ago felt like abstract numerical gibberish wherever one looked. I find this spectacular. And inspiring.

These new tools that have been put in our hands are astonishingly powerful and profound. Yet of course, they can be both either used or abused. Here, I am focusing solely on the “used” side.

niktemadur ,

… who had licensed them from the Toltecs.

niktemadur ,

The Dutch East India Co didn’t go away; it just went underground.

niktemadur ,

For when he needs to go slower.
Like Eskimos use refrigerators to keep their food from freezing.

niktemadur ,

Meanwhile, crypto edgelords…

How to BUY the dip from your parents

niktemadur ,

tiktok cicada drug

niktemadur ,

The urgent lack of urgency.

niktemadur ,

Forget Mondays, it was Sunday nights that used to give me a suffocating feeling. Here comes Monday soon, and all around you feels comatose, all the energy and life sucked out of the air. There is nothing going on Sunday nights.

niktemadur ,

Conman finds that yes, you CAN get away with it because yes, some people ARE that untouched by education and common sense.

niktemadur ,

How to gain someone’s trust:
Say “never trust anyone”.

niktemadur ,

Good thing Pickles had that Engineering degree to fall back on.

niktemadur ,

Bobby Shmurda

niktemadur ,

🎵 Kill the waah-bit
Kill the waah-bit! 🎵

niktemadur ,

Flying platforms for a JANFU!

JANFU: Joint Army-Navy Fuck Up

niktemadur ,

Cue wealthy upper-crust climbers clutching their pearls - “Well I never…!”

niktemadur ,

Looks like he’s about to squawk like a chicken.
PTAAAAWK…!

niktemadur ,

“What’s your opinion on this iceless glass of liquor?”
“I think it’s neat.”

niktemadur ,

Yeah, well guess what - during the four years it squatted in the White House, the orange cock holster lifted restrictions on the use of asbestos in construction.
bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe hA hA hA

niktemadur ,

So as not to offend Mr. & Mrs. Hypothesis?
(whisper) - “They’re standing right behind you.”

niktemadur ,

Their reputations will be half-lifed!

niktemadur ,

How do homeopathic memes work?
Upload one homeopathic meme on internet, dilute well and proceed to consume entire internet.

niktemadur ,

placebofacts.com!

Would you like to know more?

niktemadur ,

London and Tokyo taxi drivers are the apex… the map apex… the mapex (pronounced MAY-pex)?

“Take me to that hotel that’s in front of a pub, I think it’s called The Fox & Hounds… I think it’s between a park and a Tube station”, and the crazy bastard could figure out exactly where you meant, even though there are multiple pubs named The Fox & Hounds in London.

niktemadur ,

More like
Lisan Ass Gaib
amirite?

EDIT: Kwitzass Haderach

niktemadur ,

What you are saying is this:

Couldn’t hear the endless barrage of republican dog whistles. Too subtle for his mind to capture.
Heard the shrill, blunt whistle loud and clear.

Because everything this orange asshole is saying directly, is what most previous republicans have been implying for decades.

They’ve been incredibly successful when they’ve been subtle, too.
For example - calling the war on minorities “the war on drugs” and filling it with “refer madness” propaganda. They’ve gotten the taxpayer to foot the gigantic bill for decades now.

Social media broke peoples’ brains, that fucking algorithm is tuned to keep users anxious for unnaturally prolonged periods of time.
They were warned they were the product, not the customer. They didn’t listen, they were too busy paying attention to what the algorithm was throwing their way.

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