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Oh ho ho, you innocent child you. Sit down and allow me to tell you a story. It starts many decades ago and involves a Prince, some angry free thinkers, JFK, Anna Nicole Smith, and a smaaaaall aubergine 🍆.

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Any idea on when they’ll get port forwarding automated on Linux? Do you follow a blog of theirs or something?

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Definitely the one in Wye, UK! Really great grounds and great in summer for a picnic.

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You knows it!

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They can’t figure out what quality assurance checks they can cut further?

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Ah jaysus lads!

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Is there anyway to downvote your own posts by default?

Not by default, but just ask in your post body to be down voted because you have a kink for that. No shame, be yourself.

I think you’ll find everyone willing to help.

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Who do you think is selling this capability to Israel? Hint: it’s not the Saudis.

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Beep boop beep. Wirrrr. Targeting backup test data due to failure in main subroutine. Target acquired.

targets.add(civilians).add(aid workers).add(journalists)

Brrr beeep boop bop

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Nah mate, I’m quietly suggesting that the US arms Israel to the teeth to preserve US interests, influence, and economic strength. They ain’t going to do anything that rocks that boat.

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Alternate lyrics to Year 3000 - Busted?

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Why do companies list on stock exchanges at all? Answer that question and you’ll understand how to answer your question.

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Exactly, so does it make sense to expose your listing to another country’s public if you think you can raise more 💰?

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This is an asshat take 🤣🤣. It’s laughable. Nice bait though.

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Will they fuck 🤣🤣

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Reddit founder and CEO Steve Huffman gifted himself a stunning $193 million compensation package — while mods get nothing.

Reddit CEO: Suck it plebs.

Probably.

Can I Develop An App Without API’s?

First off, im not new to Lemmy, im behind my Alt account. But I was to make this post because if an android app me and my boyfriend are currently working on, or soon to be working on. We value are privacy and security very much, and we take this much to ensure we are protected as much as we can. We know we can’t do 100%, but...

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Can I Develop An App Without API’s?

MainActivity.onCreate()… wup wup wup.

Game over please insert 25¢ to try again.

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I guess they weren’t so keen on it…

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Who apart from legacy banks buys IBM? LOL 🤣

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Users migrate to Lemmy… /s

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Because the vast millions (billions) of Apple users don’t give a flying shit. They just want to use what their friends use. It’s that simple.

It’s not about freedom, it’s not about choice, it’s not about bloatware, it’s not even about the cost. It’s simply what are my friends using I don’t want to be left out I’ll do what they do.

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To Kill A Mockingbird

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My ears.

No just joking, YouTube music mostly. It’s convenient, available everywhere, has a large catalogue, and good enough quality for me.

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40g of that with about 120ml of milk sounds about right for breakfast. Well… for me anyways 🤣

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There would have been a huge flame war about X vs Wayland if it were.

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Other features, like Thunderbolt, running displays over USB-C, the system’s built-in microphone, and the Touch ID fingerprint sensors, remain non-functional.

But at least the OpenGL benchmarks work 🫠

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Just looks like YAML plus JSON to me. What’s the big deal?

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What Lemmy client is that?

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More Or Less… respect.

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I can’t wait for Apple to announce in a key note they’ve revolutionised the phone market again with the world’s first folding phone.

Those apple boys are so talented 😊.

SpaceX execs are accused of joking about sexual harassment and firing workers for speaking up, report says (www.businessinsider.com)

SpaceX execs are accused of joking about sexual harassment and firing workers for speaking up, report says::Seven former employees say SpaceX execs joked about sexual harassment and fired workers for raising concerns, Bloomberg reported.

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The sad truth is that nobody that can do anything about it gives a shit. Musk doesn’t give a shit. The US government doesn’t give a shit. The shareholders don’t give a shit. There’s too much money for them to give a shit.

Stop working for this asshat. And stop giving free publicity.

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Shareholders / investors / stock holders… you get the idea. People that have invested money in the company. They don’t give a shit and just want returns.

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Mr Craig Farrell from Poughkeepsie, New York.

???

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School homework

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Makes bank on it’s name from 60 years ago. That’s about it. Genuinely.

Microsoft is getting rid of WordPad after 28 years – the veteran editor has been present in the OS since Windows 95 (gadgettendency.com)

Microsoft is getting rid of WordPad after 28 years – the veteran editor has been present in the OS since Windows 95::Microsoft has begun getting rid of another veteran application in its proprietary operating system. The company has released a new test build of Windows 11

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Don’t worry lads, there’ll be several open source clones of this within weeks all with various missing functionality. You won’t have to be without for long. 😂

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I shivered in a corner repeating the word Lemmy over and over again to myself until it lost all meaning waiting for the migration to complete. 🫨

Elon Musk warns Tesla workers they'll be sleeping on the production line to build its new mass-market EV (www.businessinsider.com)

Elon Musk warns Tesla workers they’ll be sleeping on the production line to build its new mass-market EV::Elon Musk said that building Tesla’s next-generation EV, which is set to enter production in 2025, will require Tesla workers to sleep on the manufacturing line.

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Why aren’t they already unionised?

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I’m on the January update for both security and Google Play Services. But wait… my phone is usable. I’m so confused right now 😮.

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developers can offer other payment options outside the App Store, but they still need to pay Apple a 27% fee. In addition, they have to follow some guidelines to promote an external link while also reporting to Apple about every purchase made through this external link so the company can charge a fee.

I think the meeting at Apple when they were discussing this must have gone something like Well how hard can we fuck them before their arsehole ruptures? A bit more? Sure let’s go for it. Lube? Nah we don’t need that.

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Humble apologies 😜

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I don’t want to start a political drama but… What’s the French or EU equivalent and why isn’t it as popular? Or is it? I honestly don’t know but keep asking the question why is Amazon (or Google for that matter) so dominant in their markets even outside the US?

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Have they abandoned the Snap package then? What’s the deal with the new deb?

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Right ok. Must have got my wires crossed. I thought Mozilla stopped supporting anything but snaps on Ubuntu and hence dropped the debs.

My bad 😔.

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That was it. Thanks for clearing that up.

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I don’t think they do 😢

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Not to be cynical but there is absolutely no way the US is finding against Apple. I would be extremely shocked if they lost.

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