littlebluespark

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

The bar is no longer “up here”.

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

Not on your phone, though. That’s just ambush after ambush. Statistically, IRL there a higher chance of escape in that analog.

(Hol’ up. What’s a double entendre that’s not sexual called?)

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

Also, the blithe euphoria of lunch lasts less than an hour before the inescapable reality of your current situation creeps steadily back in.

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

Insert Buzz & Woody meme here…

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

Those are circles of utter fucking morons, let’s not kid ourselves.

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

How about a nice cup of Liber-TEA?!!

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

Sounds like your TV is extra reflective. 🤷🏼‍♂️

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

While I completely agree with your second paragraph and much of it deeply resonates with me, I gotta point out that “laid down their lives” is far too passive to describe what the average cop is doing at a scene like this.

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

What happened to your tortillas? 🥹

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

Like an aging metal fan: the soul is dark and fed on snacks.

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

Sister community to /heyareyougonnaeatthat

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

Can he be a ghoul in S02 of Fallout, please? 🤩🙌🏽

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

That’s one plucky bovine!

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

The fact that this has escaped the vast majority of readers so far…

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

It’s from all that milking. Takes a toll after a while, ya know? 😶

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

Better guess: they were incentivized to only delve as far as they did.

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

Abrahamic* to be precise. They’re all the same asshole, just different names. (And, even that was listed from earlier cultures’ traditions, FFS. Lazy, unoriginal, and fucking stupid? That tracks for religion all around, really.)

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

Swap out “schoolboys” with “old fear-mongering pervs”, and you’re even closer to the historical truth.

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

They didn’t fail at genocide. That’s not an absolute, it’s a process. They may’ve failed at outright extinction most often (though some scattered empires of old would point out that they were destroyed by religion), but genocide is an inalienable aspect of every single religion known to mankind. Right up there with molesting children and blatantly plagiarizing “sacred” text whole cloth from other grifter “holy” men.

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

“They” aren’t anywhere near the first, mind you, and again: genocide describes a series of actions, not just the culmination (unlike “extinction”, as I said).

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

That implies that she was capable of multiple fucks simultaneously, and as anyone who’s attempted such would tell you: that ain’t happening. Only one fuck at a time, and all others are bonus; though the current fuck at any given moment could very well cycle throughout the options, it’s a matter of focused attention.

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

While I’m a fan of your namesake, there is no evidence pointing to her “literal” profession.

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

Or, an avid client… Therefore, not a safe assumption.

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

Pluralization.

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

Your own semantic challenges are not proof of any confusion within the linguistic system itself, and while I can understand the allure of conjuring lurid imagery, this query now edges toward masturbatory and I’ll leave you to it.

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

Probably ignoring your peasant ass for refusing to refer to her properly.

(Also, technically, she’s been ash for centuries.)

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

Apparently, her legend persists and therefore too, her title.

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

Disgruntled, even. Woke up with jimmies pre-rustled. Socks’re on backwards, but not his job.

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

So is Rachel Weisz, and was too.

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

A mirror doesn’t change a jawline, and her hair isn’t mirrored. Thafuq is this bullshit. It’s not like the phenomena isn’t real, but why do you have to lie about it? 🖕🏽

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

🤦🏽‍♂️

littlebluespark , 3 months ago

Fuck. Yes.

p.s. in true fashion, no I didn’t click through. 🤪

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

The People didn’t cause damage in Portland as much as the fucking pigs lit fires and defaced buildings to then blame the protestors for it, FYI. Caught on video from multiple angles and everything, yet still nothing in the way of consequences. “Police state”, you say? It’s fascism in a candy wrapper.

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

Triggered much, kitten? 🤣

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

People are not “constantly in the streets fighting”, you nonce.

There is also more to “fascism” than simply “police state”.

Are you purposefully stupid, or just lazy? Smart money’s on you thinking your username was spelled with an “e” when it’s correctly spelled with an “a”.

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

Who’s Leandro?

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

Oh, FFS. 🤦🏽‍♂️

“But at this point, in 2019, to keep the code hidden away is akin to hoarding the Rosetta Stone. It’s finding an Egyptian mummy and storing him in your attic to bring out at parties. It’s discovering an ancient Babylonian stone tablet and using it as a coaster,”

What a whiny bitch-ass smeg of hyperbole. Christ. 🤢🤌🏽

littlebluespark , 3 months ago

Ugh. Such a toddle-tier pile of wet shite.

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

The comment that agrees with the downvoted comment is upvoted. This species is so fucked.

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

Username checks out. Lemme guess, your alt is “chode”?

littlebluespark , 2 months ago

Or literacy.

littlebluespark , 3 months ago

Ha! That’s rich! I quit before I had to deal with that guy on screen? Win, apparently. 🙌🏽

littlebluespark , 3 months ago

Damn. Fuckin’ dark, but damn.

littlebluespark , 3 months ago

… if you look at the legend, and click on the image for the red line, that white rectangle with a red line links to a file that is named “thin red line for nurses flag.”

☝🏽

littlebluespark , 3 months ago

… seems like the editor just picked a random image with red line on it without thinking further

🤦🏽‍♂️

littlebluespark , 3 months ago

Fucksake. I’m pointing out that every one of your comments, at the time of their posting, we’re already answered by comments above them. Using emojis seemed a gentler way to convey this, but clearly a more blunt instrument is needed with you, friend. 🤫

littlebluespark , 3 months ago

“How about a nice cup of Liber-TEA‽!”

littlebluespark , 3 months ago

Paid*

“Payed” is a nautical term, hence the spell check failure.