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ergifruit ,

this isn’t a scientific article, it’s an opinion piece. why is it here?

ergifruit ,

true, but did you have to write in cum?

ergifruit ,

plus imagining thinking that, as a white person, you have the ability to decide who gets to celebrate what, while speaking over Asian people. like that was a bigotry 360°; you went right around to being racist again lmao

ergifruit ,

a goddamn masterpiece.

ergifruit ,
  1. If they make a size big enough for my fat ass, maybe
  2. Does it have pockets for my weed?
ergifruit ,

ooh, i loved that episode of Stargate!

ergifruit ,

my shampoo bottle is at least 1:1 water and shampoo at this point 🥴

ergifruit ,

if you live in the US and are on Medicaid, you might be able to get a box of dental supplies for free. i have UniCare and they sent me an electric toothbrush, toothpaste, and floss. i’m sure other Medicaid/Medicare insurance companies offer similar, so make sure to check their websites.

ergifruit ,

yeah, are y’all just rawdogging the Internet? i like Blokada (the free one) + Hypatia for my adblocker/antivirus combo, and it works just fine. i practice good Internet “hygiene” and have never had a problem. idk how all that works with Apple stuff, though.

ergifruit ,

i misread this as “New Chicken Hell Discovered” and was terrified at the thought of a disparate hell just for naughty chickens

ergifruit ,

ooh, look at you, being able to afford medicine when you’re sick. congrats.

ergifruit ,

this and a prodigious use of your block button. you don’t owe anyone the right to talk to you like a jerk. and even more, you curate your online space. vibes are off? you’re allowed to block people. even if they haven’t said anything to you specifically. if someone is the sort of person you would never want to be around IRL, why allow them in your space online?

ergifruit ,

yeah, but at least that’s, like, objectively funny.

ergifruit ,

“Mom would be sad” BRUH 💀💀💀

ergifruit ,

holy shit, i am way too high for this

ergifruit ,

Déluge is great. massive improvement from when i was using uTorrent

ergifruit ,

NewPipe is the MVP. my partner played a link on regular YT the other day and there were five ads for a ~20 minute video. absolutely disgusting.

ergifruit ,

Bird is Bored of Flying, by Mastersystem, is the best soundtrack for falling into a depressive haze. Death Dream and Loneliness and the Scream by Frightened Rabbit, who shares the lead singer above, are also incredible. Music can keep the void from growing, and let you sort of float atop it.

ergifruit ,

clove oil, babes. you can buy cloves and coconut oil at the dollar store. dump em both into a pot, simmer on low for a few hours. strain and pop into a container. it’ll solidify, so you can just swipe a chunk and tip it across your gums and into any applicable holes. not as good as the distilled stuff, but it’s kinda hard to make that yourself without the proper equipment.

ergifruit ,

as a Norse pagan, i want to kick every last one of these freaks in the dick. we need to work even harder to get these braindead removed away from our spaces. a reminder to all our other pagan friends: if you let a cockroach into your home, it will nest.

ergifruit ,

Behind the Bastards

My Brother, My Brother, and Me

Boston’s Favorite Son

ergifruit ,

it’s an extremely good podcast, plus they lost their sources so if you’re interested in a specific part, you can read up on it. i will say that some of the episodes are hard to get through. dark humor can only help so much, lol. but it’s a great way to learn stuff you might not have been exposed to. if you’re interested in that, you also might like Blowback. first season is the Iraq War, second is the unofficial US war with Cuba.

ergifruit ,

wow, sounds uncannily like my ex. does he also believe in mowing down protesters?

ergifruit , (edited )

“Something wrong? Must’ve been night shift!” i had to quit working for medical reasons, but i was so thrilled that my leaving fucked them in every sense of the word, because i picked up all the jobs and extra shifts no one else wanted. true satisfaction.

ergifruit ,

still not as bad as any Frank Miller run

ergifruit ,

thank u based Aku Aku

ergifruit ,

that’s how you catch stoners, not aliens

ergifruit ,

correct. also daylight savings and the 12-hour clock is bullshit. we should at least have Greenwich/UTC as a secondary clock, kinda like how some regions have their own calendar and have the Gregorian calendar as a secondary.

ergifruit ,

if you wanna run over people that bad, why not try playing GTA?

ergifruit ,

if you’re good at a service, always get paid for it 🤷🏼

ergifruit ,

weird, that doesn’t look like bottom-shelf vodka…

ergifruit ,

you just know their food slaps

What are your hidden gem medications/drugs/substances and what makes them ideal for your usecase

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ergifruit ,

Meclizine

Meclizine is an antiemetic that works far better than Dramamine, imo. You can find chewable tablets, but it’s far cheaper and more efficient to just get the pills. I get migraines + have IBS, so I’m constantly nauseous. (And have emetophobia, so I’ll do anything I can to avoid it.) It doesn’t make you drowsy like Dramamine might, either.

ergifruit ,

unironically thought about getting a SpongeBob TV like this to replace my busted one. it was $20 new, but i didn’t have enough room to set it up. those things have a really thick back.

ergifruit ,

no, no, i definitely posted it, then immediately felt disgusted with myself

How do you advocate for yourself when you have very strange (and possibly dangerous) health problems?

I’m sorry if this post is a bit too long or emotional, but I would really appreciate if someone read it and told me their thoughts. I feel very isolated in my experiences, and I would really appreciate being heard....

ergifruit ,

i had a similar experience, and now i’m permanently disabled and require a mobility aid, and i’m not even 30 yet. the thing that saved me was getting a new PCP who actually believed me and got me in for testing— apparently my lumbar vertebrae look like a crushed pop can. so much of this could’ve been avoided if i had gotten treatment early. if you can, try and find a female doctor, one kind of younger, because in my experience, they’re the ones that will actually listen to you— especially if you’re a woman, or AFAB. if there’s a disability advocacy or support group in your area, or even online, hot them up. they’ll be able to let you know which doctors to avoid, at the very least. if you live in a rural or semi-rural area, you might even have to go into the bigger cities to find a decent one. most of all, you know your fucking body. you know your lived experience. don’t let anyone gaslight you into thinking your pain isn’t real, or doesn’t matter. it’s scary and painful to try and find a decent medical provider, and it can feel like you’re stuck searching forever. but there is someone out there that’ll help you. please don’t give up looking.

ergifruit ,

i don’t think god can help, at this point…

ergifruit ,

really putting the “ooh” in “oo-mox”

ergifruit ,

Do ya love me? Could ya learn to love me?

ergifruit ,

a Domino’s white sauce, spinach, and feta pizza fucking slaps. but Little Caesar’s is cheaper than both, so 🤷🏼

ergifruit ,

i haven’t used Reddit since the big migration, and quit Xitter way before then. i still use YouTube a lot, but use NewPipe instead of any app or webpage. can’t stand Discord either way, but use it for a couple MMO guilds i’m in. it sucks that the shitposting scene on Masto isn’t as big as Xitter, or maybe i’m not looking in the right places. (i know jorts.horse has some good posts on their local, but i don’t wanna move from my instance.)

ergifruit ,

tastes okay, but the meat is a bit stringy and wiry… it’s like there’s no fat in it at all!

ergifruit ,

i know a couple of people with health issues that make it so they can’t, so they use powder instead. Gold Bond or baby powder, usually. i think it also depends on how much you sweat.

ergifruit ,

mid price point rice cooker. not as much of a cool/fun answer as the rest, but it lets me meal prep for days. i don’t like cooking for just myself, but it’s so easy to use that it doesn’t feel like a waste. plus i always overcook my rice on the stove 😅

ergifruit ,

cannot emphasize the importance of decent quality cleaning supplies enough. it’s a game changer.

ergifruit ,

sometimes knocking yourself out when you have sleep issues/night terrors can just leave you trapped in the nightmare. 0/10 would not recommend. there’s also a non-soporific med for nightmares that can be prescribed, but its original purpose was a blood pressure med, so it can cause fainting and dizziness :/

ergifruit ,

because it’s easier to come after real people, since we don’t know all loopholes, can’t jerk them around indefinitely, have no individual power, can’t afford lawyers, and are all around an easier mark.

ergifruit ,

you mean a subreddit made to bootlick a corporate entity is bootlicking a corporate entity? woah

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