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TransplantedSconie ,

does crime in a rain storm or up a sandy incline

The cops: https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/c26c1d2e-c3b7-4295-ab23-49de9c76f55c.webp

TransplantedSconie ,

Ukraine Special Forces:

Get your swim trunks and sun tan lotion, lads! We going to the Caribbean for a couple of weeks!

TransplantedSconie ,

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/3828e333-9584-4dc2-9f8e-5c37ae269569.webp

TransplantedSconie ,

Oh boy.

Mask up, boys! Shits about to get wild!

TransplantedSconie ,

Or, like covid, can you be asymptomatic and spread it like a mofo?

TransplantedSconie ,

Questions:

  1. What exactly is that ticker scroll at the bottom? lol
  2. This dude is cracking open in real time. What’s the over/under he goes full wack-a-doo and ends up having a mental breakdown and runs naked through downtown Manhattan?

^^and ^^now ^^you ^^have ^^a ^^horrible ^^mental ^^image ^^in ^^your ^^mind ^^so ^^goodnight ^^everyone!

TransplantedSconie ,

They smokin’ krokodil.

You don’t want any part of that.

TransplantedSconie ,

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/5a67066a-9aaa-49d0-af41-b1ece63231d8.webp

TransplantedSconie ,

AI isn’t very good with maps yet.

Spotify is raising the cost of Premium subscriptions, again (www.engadget.com)

Spotify is officially raising its Premium subscription rates in the US come July, following reports of the move in April. The platform is increasing its Individual plan from $11 to $12 monthly and its Duo plan from $15 to $17 monthly — the same jump as last year’s $1 and $2 price hikes, respectively. However, its Family plan...

TransplantedSconie ,

What are the albums?

TransplantedSconie ,

Jesus:

I want no motherfuckin’ part of this shit.

takes hand off wheel

TransplantedSconie ,

Lmao. No way facists give up power they already have.

And if they do?

Winner winner chicken dinner. We get new elections that oust Benny.

Tens of thousands rally in Tel Aviv to demand hostage deal, denounce government (www.timesofisrael.com)

“Last night, we received a reminder of what a real leader looks like, who cares for Israel’s future and not his own. Thank you President Biden,” said Shaul Meridor, the former head of the Finance Ministry’s budget department, referring to the US president’s speech on Friday in which he outlined Israel’s proposal for...

TransplantedSconie ,

Diamond Joe strikes again!

TransplantedSconie ,

I don’t put too much faith in polls anymore. The democrats have over performed in every election since 2018.

He definitely has a thin-ass tightrope to walk with the democratic tent. What easily could be 5 parties are lumped into one because of the two party system.

TransplantedSconie ,

Yep. That was when the Overton Window lurched to the right into fascist-land for them.

TransplantedSconie ,

That soundtrack alone is pure gold, let alone the story of Odysseus told in the deep south.

TransplantedSconie ,

Last panel should have one of those stock scanning robots behind the wheel.

Boeing Will Launch Starliner With Helium Leak (www.extremetech.com)

Boeing and NASA are moving ahead with the upcoming Starliner demonstration launch despite an active helium leak. The launch is now on the books for Saturday, June 1, at 12:25 p.m. EDT. If all goes as planned, Starliner will rendezvous with the International Space Station the following day and return to Earth on June 10. If not,...

TransplantedSconie ,

Do you?

I think ShittyBeattlesFCPres is onto something. Let’s find that out.

TransplantedSconie ,

Typical conservative. Those they deem beneath them, are expendable.

Dude in the back was like “WTF, asshole? We deal with this from cartels, now you too?”

TransplantedSconie ,

Fucking-A, Dave. At least Kurt never sold out.

TransplantedSconie ,

Ah, Facebook.

It should be renamed: Bots and Boomers.

TransplantedSconie ,

Sure! Or just The Shithole of the Internet.

TransplantedSconie ,

There can be multiple points of shit entry

TransplantedSconie ,

He has a record. He also was convicted of rape sexual assault and also defaming said woman twice.

TransplantedSconie ,

Cool. They can do that while he sits in a room or a cell tossing ketchup against the walls.

TransplantedSconie ,

I’m stealing this to make a meme.

This is glorious.

TransplantedSconie ,

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/3909122c-1d48-4ef8-b899-ce35d34e28c1.webp

TransplantedSconie ,

If he is guilty on even a single count, the former president and the presumptive republican nominee for the White House will not be able to vote for himself

What a shit show the Republican party has become.

TransplantedSconie ,

out of 34!

TransplantedSconie ,

Genius Level: -100.

TransplantedSconie ,

I am so glad I did my hard shit 20 years ago when coke was coke.

TransplantedSconie ,

Here here! Give me a one hitter at the end of the day every day. The only thing that gets killed is a bag of chips or some ice cream.

TransplantedSconie ,

Just fly it through the window. The concussion alone kills and has the added bonus of dropping the ceiling down and possibly the house if it’s a big enough explosion

TransplantedSconie ,

Republicans. They don’t want to feel shame, so they banned the teachers from discussing racism, sexism, and other topics they can’t stand.

TransplantedSconie ,

The National Weather Service had warned that a storm was moving across the Front Range Urban Corridor and urged people to go inside upon hearing thunder.

Rancher:

How dare they tell us what to do! I’m gonna go stand on a metal trailer in the middle of it with mah cows!

Cows:

Moo?

TransplantedSconie ,

Oh, places will be underwater.

It will be salt water.

TransplantedSconie ,

I’d have been scrambling to build desalination plants and asking for help from the US.

Thirsty Thursday will take on a whole new meaning on June 27th.

TransplantedSconie ,

Maybe instead of powering AI with nuclear power, we power desalination plants and pumping infrastructure.

All AI will give is recipes made with glue and poop knives.

Water stops thirsty hordes from breaking down your gates.

TransplantedSconie ,

Republicans:

Best we can do is legislation banning protections.

TransplantedSconie ,

At least some of them understand a vote for this asshole means everyone not him, loses their rights.

Everyone of us who lives in the United States and quite honestly the world, will lose the bill of rights immediately once this fuck stain wins.

Say something bad about him, and you are a threat to him politically he legit will send seal team six at you if he has the power to do so.

Once that question was asked and his lawyer said “Yes, it’s a legitimate action of the office,” it entered his mind.

Forecasters warn Oklahoma may see tornadoes; Texas could bake in triple-digit temperatures (apnews.com)

OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — Forecasters are warning of another day of heightened risk of dangerous tornadoes in the Midwest on Saturday and telling people in south Texas they may experience triple-digit temperatures — and that’s with four weeks to go before summer starts....

TransplantedSconie ,

What gets me is that at some point, they have to realize, right?

They’ve voted republican for 30 years, and it’s gotten worse every time.

TransplantedSconie ,

Scientists: We don’t know why they keep attacking the boats.

Me: How about this bullshit?

points at asshole trying to bodyslam an orca

TransplantedSconie ,

State Senator adjusts bifocals

“What the hell is a poop knife?”

TransplantedSconie ,

Kiev should send him a cyanide pill and a German luger as their ceasefire proposal.

TransplantedSconie ,

It is full of idiots that have been conditioned over 30 years to get their news from Fawx and only Fawx and that news source picked up on Newt Gingrich’s playbook: demonizing the otherside and drive a wedge into communities so they don’t notice the billionaires picking our pockets and stealing our country.

They also have their local paster who is not only preying on their kids to bang them but is also steering them right into facism

TransplantedSconie ,

Poison Inc.

Mega Poison Lld.

Sweetums.

TransplantedSconie ,

Wait until India implodes because of water scarcity.

Millions will become a billion.

TransplantedSconie ,

Wait until they figure out their taxes will go up because of the 2017 tax breaks the Republicans gave the rich and themselves.

Bet they blame Obama for that as well lmao

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