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SpaceNoodle ,

There’s so much sports bot spam. How is that not enough for you?

SpaceNoodle ,

It’s not dated; it simply isn’t bloated.

SpaceNoodle ,

I quit cold turkey when the blackout started. The great thing about FOMO is that it’s all completely unwarranted. Take the leap and let go.

SpaceNoodle ,

Urani-nom

SpaceNoodle ,

Yes.

SpaceNoodle ,

Congratulations, you just reinvented dumb terminals.

You’re severely underestimating bandwidth and lag.

SpaceNoodle ,

There are humans that can already do that

SpaceNoodle ,

Why does it need to be high-end or Linux if all you’re gonna do is render some banks’ webviews?

SpaceNoodle ,

Then just use an iPhone 4

SpaceNoodle ,

Where’s that screenshot of Homer in that car he designed?

SpaceNoodle ,

Slap Linux on a cheap craptop and SSH into your desktop

SpaceNoodle ,

Android is based on the Linux kernel tho

SpaceNoodle ,

So, two webviews.

SpaceNoodle ,

So you just want proprietary Qualcomm software?

SpaceNoodle ,

OK, but that’s not a “banking app.”

SpaceNoodle ,

Fine, get a Fire Phone

SpaceNoodle ,

Right, so slap Linux on a craptop and SSH into your desktop. Done.

SpaceNoodle , (edited )

Anybody who bitches about prescriptivism is just mad that their grammar sucks.

Edit: this always gets 'em crawling out of the woodwork

SpaceNoodle ,

Make Starship Go Forward

SpaceNoodle ,

It’s not even imperial measurements - the US has its own customary units.

SpaceNoodle ,

It takes a lot to make Tesla look bad in comparison.

SpaceNoodle ,

I’m confident they have failed similarly.

SpaceNoodle ,

15 out of 16 times, or more so, they’re useless.

SpaceNoodle ,

Modern games are generally written at such a high level these days that architecture barely matters. Java never delivered on its “write once, run everywhere” promise, and nothing else has either, so the main limiting factor is the lack of some unified ARM OS for gaming … which is maybe a great place for Linux to step in?

Anyway, all this is doing right now is put money in ARM’s pockets, so that’s not great. Sadly, an open RISC platform like RISC-V will take a while to reach the maturity that ARM has.

SpaceNoodle ,

The general problem is the proprietary architecture and overall rent-seeking behavior. As a side effect of this, they’re working against the wider ARM PC market, e.g.:

www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2022/…/10723918002/

It’s so bad that they act like a cartel whenever they think they can get away with it, in seemingly bizarre ways:

accc.gov.au/…/arm-architecture-and-its-former-md-…

SpaceNoodle ,

While you have a good point about the proprietary middleware, that would be far from inherently unportable - just not yet ported, likely due to low profitability. Something truly unportable would rely on specific hardware quirks, like - and I’m very sorry I can’t find the original source - one old instance of some game that relied on the timing of a spinning drumhead in order to select the correct data or instruction after the completion of one prior; and even then, a port could be made with sufficient understanding of the original system.

SpaceNoodle ,

I’d argue that any monopoly is inherently bad.

SpaceNoodle ,

Every woman I know is playing Baldur’s Gate 3

SpaceNoodle ,

My wife and I are waiting until marriage until we have some free time this holiday to play it co-op. We’ve had similar problems in the past with games like Warcraft 3, but the amazing coop system in the Borderlands franchise has allowed us to log hundreds (if not thousands) of hours playing together - hoping that BG3 works similarly well enough.

What the hell is this shit? Instead of pushing for the return to traditional pensions, capitalism is celebrating the idea that Millennials and Gen Z may simply never be able to stop working. (www.cnbc.com)

Traditionally, retiring entails leaving the workforce permanently. However, experts found that the very definition of retirement is also changing between generations....

SpaceNoodle ,

As a person over 40 years old, let me be clear: I never want to work.

SpaceNoodle ,

Let me be clear: I want to retire, and I want to do so under ten years from now.

SpaceNoodle ,

Yum, hot infected plastic

SpaceNoodle ,

What sound does a repeated silent “e” make?

SpaceNoodle ,

The H on the forehead is 🤌

SpaceNoodle ,

What did I miss? Where did he flee to now?

SpaceNoodle ,

Bored of Lemmy, close Lemmy, stare at screen, open Lemmy

SpaceNoodle ,

The dress is blue and black

NY Judge Who Bragged About Aiming Loaded Gun at Black Defendant in Court is in Big Trouble (www.theroot.com)

Highlights: In 2015, upstate New York judge Robert J. Putorti was overseeing a court hearing involving a Black defendant. Nothing out of the ordinary for a judge to do right? Except, when a Black man approached the stand “too quickly,” Judge Putorti pulled a loaded gun on him in court....

SpaceNoodle ,

And it only took eight years! I wonder how many other lives that racist ruined in the meantime.

SpaceNoodle ,

Imagine being this deluded.

SpaceNoodle ,

This is why I always look for ways to remove code. The less there is, the fewer bugs there can be in it!

SpaceNoodle ,

Then the solution is to make the existing income tax more progressive than it already is, not just throw it away.

Amazon drivers’ urine packaged as energy drink, sold on Amazon - A documentary shows how easy it is to bypass Amazon's buying and selling safeguards. (arstechnica.com)

Amazon drivers’ urine packaged as energy drink, sold on Amazon - A documentary shows how easy it is to bypass Amazon’s buying and selling safeguards.::A documentary shows how easy it is to bypass Amazon’s buying and selling safeguards.

SpaceNoodle ,

Only slightly more insane than putting it up for sale in the first place.

SpaceNoodle ,

It’s not like Amazon has a category for “bottled urine.” Was it left up after it was flagged?

SpaceNoodle ,

I did read it. My point is that it’s not like Amazon specifically supported this. Someone could pull this same stunt on eBay; would eBay then come under identical fire?

SpaceNoodle ,

++x;

SpaceNoodle ,

Aaaaaaaany day now.

SpaceNoodle ,

I have yet to see any evidence of smart leak out of 4chan.

SpaceNoodle ,

Wow! I stand corrected.

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