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SpaceNoodle ,

All groceries are getting more expensive.

The definitive account of how WeWork went from a $47 billion valuation to a basket case in just 6 weeks (www.businessinsider.com)

The definitive account of how WeWork went from a $47 billion valuation to a basket case in just 6 weeks::The WeWork cofounder Adam Neumann picked the wrong time to be the visionary leader of a company with imperial ambitions and obscure finances.

SpaceNoodle ,

I’m not, since it was before COVID

SpaceNoodle ,

Not unless you re-read your comment after you finally finish waking up

SpaceNoodle ,

Sam Bankman-Fried, bank man, fried

SpaceNoodle ,

They’re reading a book

SpaceNoodle ,

DDG is just Bing on the backend. Why is the megacorp Microsoft preferable to the megacorp Google?

SpaceNoodle ,

So what if it didn’t use Bing at launch? It wasn’t privacy-focused then, either. I’m talking about the present, not the past. Even in their own FAQ they acknowledge that results are mostly Bing.

Do you have a response to my point that the data is just going to different megacorp?

SpaceNoodle ,

No

SpaceNoodle ,

🙄

SpaceNoodle ,

It’s a name.

SpaceNoodle ,

The setting allowed for some deep introspection not distracted by the Planet of the Week™

SpaceNoodle ,

It’s spelled argument

SpaceNoodle ,

That’s why I love smartphones, I can argue myself to sleep in bed

SpaceNoodle ,

The Spaghettios cannot be trusted with belongings. They know what they did.

SpaceNoodle ,

Meanwhile, every system (even Android) has good ol’ top. It works.

SpaceNoodle ,

That’s what kill is for …

SpaceNoodle ,

It should be in the terminal right next to the one you have open for issuing the kill command

Don’t tell me that you’re only using a single terminal window

SpaceNoodle ,

Getting hungry for meat probably is going to have the opposite effect.

Although at first I thought this was just some wool roving.

SpaceNoodle ,

Conservatives love con men. Were you in a coma since 2015?

SpaceNoodle ,

Sorry, I understood that.

SpaceNoodle ,

I think they did that on purpose

SpaceNoodle ,

How does a single person commit mass suicide?

SpaceNoodle ,

A friend is someone who reciprocates tolerable presence.

You don’t know friends would make you happy, but they can help you pass the time in less pain.

SpaceNoodle ,

ITT: things that plenty of people would understand

SpaceNoodle ,

We’re establishing a baseline minimum here.

SpaceNoodle ,

There’s a Yo Momma joke in there sonewhere

SpaceNoodle ,

cat Facial Action Coding System

Cat FACS, you say?

SpaceNoodle ,

My colleague’s ex made the best coleslaw. It was actually edible, and was delicious.

SpaceNoodle ,

Hey everybody, look at this horse fucker

SpaceNoodle ,

Baltimore and Ohio Railroad?

SpaceNoodle ,

No, natural selection just did its thing.

SpaceNoodle ,

Silent farters don’t get got.

SpaceNoodle , (edited )

100 mbps? That’s 100 millibits per second, or 0.1 bits per second. I’d certainly hope for better bandwidth than one bit every ten seconds; that’s slower than smoke signals.

SpaceNoodle ,

👆 Humorless git.

SpaceNoodle ,

No, that’s like dividing by 1,000.

Anyway, computer scientists split the bit back in 1969, which is how we’re able to make smaller and smaller computers: the bits are all smaller, so we can pack more into a single potato chip.

SpaceNoodle ,

Mbps, megabits per second, is the standard. No idea why this author opted to use the highly unusual millibit.

SpaceNoodle ,

You’re right, I’m horny for words.

SpaceNoodle ,

No, you didnt

SpaceNoodle ,

This is clearly fake. Tip screens all now start at 20 or 25% .

SpaceNoodle ,

Pepto Bismoffee

SpaceNoodle ,

They didn’t have such advanced spring technology back then.

It’s still inferior to the medieval baby trebuchet.

SpaceNoodle ,

You’d think it would work on other boy bands as well

SpaceNoodle ,

$13 per jar? Fuck all the way off.

SpaceNoodle ,

And today specifically, they did the monster math.

SpaceNoodle ,

It was still today until I did a sleep. Now it’s tomorrow.

SpaceNoodle ,

*lens flares

SpaceNoodle ,

Nice!

SpaceNoodle ,

The Predicate family across the street had full-sized candy bars

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