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SpaceNoodle ,

I’m old enough that when I was in school, teachers were telling us that we’d never have calculators in our pockets wherever we’d go.

SpaceNoodle ,

In the thumbnail?

SpaceNoodle ,

Agreed, it really stands apart from all the rest.

SpaceNoodle ,

Yeah, this is why I never move company code off of company computers.

SpaceNoodle ,

They probably contacted the police, since there was clear evidence he had committed a crime.

CEO Jack Dorsey tells workers he’s making it easier to fire them — There are reportedly no more performance improvement plans at Block (www.sfgate.com)

CEO Jack Dorsey tells workers he’s making it easier to fire them — There are reportedly no more performance improvement plans at Block::Jack Dorsey, CEO of Block and founder of Twitter, reportedly told workers it will now be easier and quicker to fire them.

SpaceNoodle ,

Did Block acquire Square?

SpaceNoodle ,

No, Block was square. It’s the first damn sentence.

SpaceNoodle ,

America was founded on sanctimonious theology and hasn’t slowed its roll for 250 years. Why would it suddenly stop now?

SpaceNoodle ,

Why they changed it, I can’t say.

SpaceNoodle ,

Well there’s your problem. You should have tried it on a turkey.

SpaceNoodle ,

Showgirls

SpaceNoodle ,

Outside is everywhere

SpaceNoodle ,

It worked when I was using it last week. It’s always a little behind.

SpaceNoodle ,

Not in Freedomtopia

SpaceNoodle ,

This happens all the time in the US.

SpaceNoodle ,

This is why I always fry some extra decoy onions.

SpaceNoodle ,

He was able to fit all but one up there.

SpaceNoodle ,

Don’t worry, they packed them out.

SpaceNoodle ,

Do you have any dressing for that word salad?

SpaceNoodle ,

That catsuit tho

SpaceNoodle ,

Well, not any more.

SpaceNoodle ,

Couldn’t stand all those other actors she was fucking, eh?

SpaceNoodle ,

LOL, why is my reply to this deleted?

SpaceNoodle ,

Neat. But that didn’t have anything to do with rule 2. Can we ban the jackass that deleted it?

SpaceNoodle ,

It was funny and tied back to the original post. Quite a few people agreed …

SpaceNoodle ,

But being all sweaty and nasty is part of the fun

SpaceNoodle ,

JUST CALM DOWN, OKAY?

SpaceNoodle ,

Borg. And I’m already signed up

SpaceNoodle ,

You still have to create the heat for a water tank, too …

SpaceNoodle ,

Conversion of electricity to heat is 100% efficient.

SpaceNoodle ,

Where are you getting this information?

SpaceNoodle ,

I didn’t know he wrote for World of Warcraft

SpaceNoodle ,

What about it?

SpaceNoodle ,

He’ll never finish it.

SpaceNoodle ,

Can’t hack a brick 🤷

SpaceNoodle ,

The EPERM didn’t give you a little hint?

SpaceNoodle ,

ESOMETHING

SpaceNoodle ,

Guess ho’s coming to dinner

SpaceNoodle ,

c/programmer_humor

SpaceNoodle ,

The joke is that the posts are so basic that they don’t even meet the bar.

SpaceNoodle ,

Enterprise finally starts getting good on season 4.

Brave New Worlds is just great.

SpaceNoodle ,

It seems much worse to use a setter in an if statement.

SpaceNoodle ,

No

SpaceNoodle , (edited )

Nice edit, jackass

SpaceNoodle ,

No

SpaceNoodle ,

I am a fucking blast.

SpaceNoodle ,

No, he said Google and Microsoft had the apple flavoring, as opposed to a smaller company.

SpaceNoodle ,

It sounds like bullshit

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