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SpaceNoodle ,

You can say “shit” on the Internet.

SpaceNoodle ,

Cheese

SpaceNoodle ,

Never sed when you can bash.

SpaceNoodle ,

Seek help.

SpaceNoodle ,

They could easily mean ambient temperature.

Starbucks Under Scrutiny Over Fictional Symbol (from Avatar: The Last Airbender) in Native American Heritage Month Poster (nativenewsonline.net)

Popular coffee chain Starbucks is under scrutiny after a symbol on a poster celebrating Native American Heritage Month resembles the same one used in the animated children’s show “Avatar: The Last Airbender.”...

SpaceNoodle ,

That would take a bare minimum of effort.

SpaceNoodle ,

“Animated children’s show?” I watched that as an adult, thank you very much.

Tech execs are reportedly 'scrambling' to score a ticket to a dinner with China's president in San Francisco (www.businessinsider.com)

Tech execs are reportedly ‘scrambling’ to score a ticket to a dinner with China’s president in San Francisco::Xi Jinping is set to host an exclusive dinner for tech execs at APEC. Summit attendees include Citigroup’s Jane Fraser, Elon Musk, and Satya Nadella.

SpaceNoodle ,

I really like A. A. Milne’s works but this seems a little hectic

SpaceNoodle ,

Now imagine doing that with SLA batteries

X continues to suck at moderating hate speech, according to a new report (www.theverge.com)

X continues to suck at moderating hate speech, according to a new report::A new report from the Center for Countering Digital Hate (CCDH) suggests X is failing to remove posts that violate its own community rules regarding misinformation and hate speech.

SpaceNoodle ,

It was always a pile of garbage, but now it’s a toxic cesspit.

SpaceNoodle ,

Hence the phrase “if it’s black, call your proctologist back.”

SpaceNoodle ,

If it’s such a problem, what’s preventing you from selling?

SpaceNoodle , (edited )

You never stated that in the comment I replied to. Did you read what you wrote? Are you complaining that I didn’t read a comment that you posted after I commented?

SpaceNoodle ,

Glibly saying “buy it from me” on Lemmy is a far cry from actually listing property for sale.

SpaceNoodle ,

Yeah, no shit. At no point in that comment did he stare that he actually had it up for sale.

SpaceNoodle , (edited )

Apparently it’s not possible to be sure if you’re being facetious or not.

SpaceNoodle ,

Yes.

SpaceNoodle ,

You have the power.

SpaceNoodle ,

You’ve never heard of broadcast radio or TV?

SpaceNoodle ,

Right, so ads aren’t a recent development.

SpaceNoodle ,

How is something 80 years old “new?”

SpaceNoodle ,

TV news is 80 years old. It’s far from new.

SpaceNoodle ,

Not sure why you keep stating it.

SpaceNoodle ,

Because you keep insisting on repeating falsehoods.

SpaceNoodle ,

It is in this context, and you’re categorically wrong on all counts.

SpaceNoodle ,

That everything you’ve been stating is wrong?

SpaceNoodle ,

I think I’ll jam a cactus into my urethra instead, thanks

SpaceNoodle ,

I guess he’s not very tight

SpaceNoodle ,

Data compression is not inherently lossy.

SpaceNoodle , (edited )

Yeah, give Microsoft your search history instead!

Edit: downvotes from silly geese who have no clue that DuckDuckGo is just Bing wearing a duck mask

SpaceNoodle ,

No, they kept all the middle managers on so they can schedule meetings and give each other raises.

SpaceNoodle ,

I’ve probably been coding for longer than you’ve been alive, champ.

SpaceNoodle ,

Correct; it’s not a stick, as it is a knob.

I’ve driven multiple vehicles with gear selection knobs.

SpaceNoodle ,

Which make and model is this?

SpaceNoodle ,

A close friend of mine also hates her new Mazda for all the “helping” it tries to do! It sounds like they really botched that. I’d be demanding a refund for an undrivable car.

SpaceNoodle ,

Wear your seatbelt, you ding dong.

SpaceNoodle ,

This really is a bad trend of half-baked half-measures between human drivers and fully autonomous vehicles. There isn’t a lot of room for “semi-autonomous” operation - humans generally expect to either be fully in control of the situation, or to relinquish all control to another (ignoring backseat drivers). Anything else can be annoying and unexpected unless done very subtly, carefully, and correctly.

My new VW has all of these sensors and safety features, but manages to not freak out until something is truly imminent, obviously properly accounting for speed and trajectory, and with only gentle nudges when the situation is less dire (e.g., lane drift), but more aggressively in the face of real danger (backing up into incoming traffic).

SpaceNoodle ,

Autonomous cars are probably closer than you think. It’s a hard problem, and half-assery won’t cut it, but others’ failures aren’t necessarily indicative of an inability to succeed.

SpaceNoodle ,

Well, the good news is that there are a lot of clever people already thinking about the same things you are, the necessary prerequisite technology actually now exists, and there are several companies actively working on it and seeing success.

SpaceNoodle ,

If you think that’s bad, look at the shit you gotta do for a house.

SpaceNoodle ,

What gives me the creeps is people like you that are apparently constantly thinking about kiddie porn.

SpaceNoodle ,

Talent that was wasted and discarded.

SpaceNoodle ,

No, it was just especially egregious with Amazon in this scenario (and often in general with them …)

They had some promising technology and talent, but focused on what creativity they could cram into the flywheel instead of coming up with something good that could then later feed back into the ecosystem. The latter process can yield surprise successes like the Amazon Echo.

SpaceNoodle ,

Paywall.

SpaceNoodle ,

Queso fresco, too. It’s all the same cheese, just different levels of moisture!

Has Windows startup repair or a troubleshooter ever fixed your issue even once?

Yeah, basically that. I’m back at work in Windows land on a Monday morning, and pondering what sadist at Microsoft included these features. It’s not hyperbole to say that the startup repair, and the troubleshooters in settings, have never fixed an issue I’ve encountered with Windows. Not even once. Is this typical?...

SpaceNoodle ,

Yeah, it was a mess until 3.0, and the networking support in 3.11 is what led to widespread adoption.

I'm so sick of dinky shitty devices with garbage rechargeable batteries

you always have to manage a million different cables for each one, and they all suck. why can’t we just use AAA batteries instead of these shitty lithium ones? it’s so fucking frustrating. where can I find gadgets that work while plugged in, or at least don’t need to be recharged every two fucking days?

SpaceNoodle ,

How do you know?

SpaceNoodle ,

Sorry, I thought you wanted someone to ask

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