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SpaceNoodle ,

The whole salt cellar.

SpaceNoodle ,

No

SpaceNoodle ,

Amazon just loves their NDAs.

SpaceNoodle ,

NDA now stands for “No Date, Asshole.”

SpaceNoodle ,

You’re a stupid name for a horse.

SpaceNoodle ,

Fifty-five 'til five 'til midday

SpaceNoodle ,

I don’t like having water stuck in my ear.

SpaceNoodle ,

If I’m lucky they know the right aisle.

My local Ace Hardware is fully staffed by highly knowledgeable people, though. It’s well worth the extra few bucks.

SpaceNoodle ,

What, did you think there was actual fruit in it?

SpaceNoodle ,

No, WordPress started in 2003.

SpaceNoodle ,

Is cheesecake a pie?

SpaceNoodle ,

This could have been avoided if there was a Good Jogger With A Gun

SpaceNoodle ,

youtu.be/9gRBL-AeTbU

SpaceNoodle ,

They’re not mutually exclusive.

SpaceNoodle ,

Marcus Intensifies

SpaceNoodle ,

Laserdisc

SpaceNoodle ,

You never did it, but still made money for claiming that you had?

SpaceNoodle ,

Not really. The first ones were quite expensive, and it was uncommon to have one on your person at all times like we now do with smartphones.

SpaceNoodle ,

“Oh yeah and it’s also a phone”

SpaceNoodle ,

“Before” is not implied.

SpaceNoodle ,

What the fuck is an Internet?

SpaceNoodle ,

It’s still not implicit just because you inferred it.

SpaceNoodle ,

Nope.

SpaceNoodle ,

If they meant it, they’d have written it.

SpaceNoodle ,

Wikipedia was started in 2001, and Google in 1998. Who was saying this to you when you were 2?

SpaceNoodle ,

They said “no Google and no Wikipedia,” not “Google and Wikipedia were not as widespread as they are today”

SpaceNoodle ,

Why would you assume they’d just randomly change the topic like that?

SpaceNoodle ,

No, that simply indicated that they had not done the thing, i.e. at all.

SpaceNoodle ,

You forgot about cat photos

SpaceNoodle ,

Perhaps you should entertain the idea that you misunderstood. I suppose it’s also possible that OC is just not very good at expressing themselves.

SpaceNoodle ,

He stated that he had not done it, not that he had not done it before.

SpaceNoodle ,

People say nonsense on the Internet all the time. It’s the safest assumption.

SpaceNoodle ,

🙄

SpaceNoodle ,

Maybe y’all could try having a sense of humor about things.

SpaceNoodle ,

I’m not the one too fragile to accept correction.

SpaceNoodle ,

Pretty sure the teacher wasn’t assuming that every single child in class was going to be a machinist.

In fact, most people aren’t machinists.

SpaceNoodle ,

There was a period of time when I wore only carpenter jeans so I could fit my TI-83 in my pocket and I’m still not ashamed

SpaceNoodle ,

No native English speaker would say it like you said.

SpaceNoodle ,

🙄

SpaceNoodle ,

Or medical providers, professional contacts, service providers …

SpaceNoodle ,

OK? That’s not the point.

SpaceNoodle ,

Bro, smartphones haven’t even existed for 20 years

You’re talking as if everybody was carrying around pocket calculators the day they were invented

SpaceNoodle ,

I don’t know what you think you proved. I’ve never met anyone as obtuse as you before.

SpaceNoodle ,

Of course. But, again, that’s not everyone. Not everyone went out and bought pocket calculators and carried them around everywhere.

SpaceNoodle ,

Especially that one.

SpaceNoodle ,

No

SpaceNoodle ,

TFW you’re old enough that a game you bought on release becomes “retro”

SpaceNoodle ,

Losing your career and having a criminal record isn’t very affordable.

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