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Masamune ,

John Quincy Skibidi Adams

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Ah, finally a practical use for AI…universal scapegoat!

Masamune ,

Groups of boobies are called flocks.

Masamune ,

I see your post has a few upvotes. Therefore, I will trust you implicitly on this matter. Thank you!

Masamune ,

My response is even harsher…“Yeah, no, I’m finding a way to never use this company’s services ever again.” Easier said than done, but I don’t even want to associate with places that shove this in my face.

Logitech CEO Wants to Sell You a Subscription-Based 'Forever Mouse' (gizmodo.com)

During a recent episode of The Verge’s Decoder podcast, Logitech CEO Hanneke Faber shed some possible insight into the company’s view on one of its most important products. Saying that “the mouse built this house,” Faber shares the planning behind a Forever Mouse, a premium product that the company hopes will be the last...

Masamune ,

So, what is the difference between this approach and just selling an extended warranty?

Masamune ,

Sounds like someone is just jealous of that sick Ronda motorcycle. And maybe right hands.

Masamune ,

Time to bug out of this relationship.

Masamune ,

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Masamune ,

Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there’s a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!

Masamune ,

Shrimp.

A friend pointed out to me that shrimp are basically the cockroaches of the sea. They just float around and eat fish poop all day. So gross and I can’t even.

Masamune ,

Somebody grab the Neosporin, we got a sick burn over here!

Masamune ,

Biden drew up this storm path on a map…WITH A SHARPIE

Masamune ,

“It’s a moo point. Like a cow’s opinion, you know, it just doesn’t matter.”

Masamune ,

The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.

Masamune ,

That’s the spirit!

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Instructions unclear. Tried to do a 180 degree turn at 80 mph. Trip was much shorter than expected.

Masamune ,

Elon, sometime soon: “I’ve got a great idea! We’re renaming Tesla to ‘E’! Let’s go, bros!”

Masamune ,

Soapscotch?

Masamune ,

Please, how do I unsubscribe from this program/station/network/reality?

Masamune ,

Many years ago I found a pasta recipe called “death by garlic”. It’s the only time I’ve cooked something and though, “ok, this is a good amount of garlic!”.

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I was trying to think how this could be enforced. It actually makes sense when you frame it this way, didn’t think about the parent side. “Sorry Karen, that’s the law! Your kid week get her phone back in a week!”

Masamune ,

October 2025 me: what the hell, why didn’t anyone tell me about this before!?!

Masamune ,

Someone recently told me they bought a “vintage truck”. I asked them what year the truck was made, expecting something from the 60’s or so…but apparently 1985 is vintage now. 😟

Masamune ,

That’s a solid platform,! Where do I send campaign donations?

Masamune ,

Ah, I see you have studied and understand the complexities of corporate finance. Well done, let’s give our CEO a 2,000% raise to celebrate!

-Corporate board somewhere, probably

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Bro, you need to work for the election campaign. This is far more motivating than professional ads I see elsewhere.

Masamune ,

Sadly, none of us have been elected to office.

Masamune ,

Please think logically people… God has been doing water for a very long time & nowhere does he mention we need to not inhale his miracle life giving substance or breathe “air”.

Masamune ,

This comment implies the existence of evolution, how dare you!

(/s, obvi)

Masamune ,

RIP Carl Weathers

Masamune ,

At least it looks like he knows where claws should work…on the post and not the couch! 😂

Masamune ,

Yesterday I was taking to my co-op buddy about how ask the space stations looked the same. WHAT.

Masamune ,

Yeah. Like there is some variety in the furniture but the layout of all the stations seems to be identical. I am probably not far enough into the story to understand the lore yet. Only picked up the game a month or two ago and haven’t progressed that far. We did just discover an outlaw station which was different and cool.

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That face when you realize the subway car IS the toilet.

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Couldn’t happen to a better guy, right?

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A wild Mitch Hedberg appears! Have my updoot.

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Hopefully harder to push around government types, I agree. But at the same time, easier to summon and unleash his mob without restraint. At that point, what else can he possibly lose?

Masamune ,

It’s here to stay…for only $3.99 per month! *

*cost for monthly subscription only. Excludes fees for sending and receiving messages. Chat and others services extra.

Anyone want to take a bet, this is where we will be in 5 years?

Masamune ,

And my axe!

Masamune ,

Your honor, I’m not responsible for the petabytes of pirated content that my computer downloaded!

Masamune ,

Tangintiblly

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Hey guys, I’m developing a quintiple A game! It’s real because I just said so! Also the price point for AAAAA games will be $145 cause that’s how awesome it will make you feel.

p.s. - planned DLC releases during early access for only $99, what a bargain!

Taylor Swift launches legal broadside at a college student who tracks private jets via public data (www.seattletimes.com)

In late December, Swift’s camp hit Jack Sweeney, a junior studying information technology at the University of Central Florida, with a cease-and-desist letter that blamed his automated tracking of her private jet for tipping off stalkers as to her location. In the letter, attorneys from the law firm Venable accused Sweeney of...

Masamune ,

I hereby sure myself for publishing information about my location in my Instagram posts. Continued posting clearly shows a blatant disregard of my safety and feelings.

Masamune ,

Exactly…awesome!

Amazon could soon be on the hook for safety of third-party products it sells and ships — Government order could classify it as a distributor, potentially exposing it to more legal claims (www.wsj.com)

Amazon could soon be on the hook for safety of third-party products it sells and ships — Government order could classify it as a distributor, potentially exposing it to more legal claims::undefined

Masamune ,

Hey, low QA crap isn’t a fair assessment. I recently bought something that had absolutely NO QA behind it.

Masamune ,

Ah yes, I see the problem. They don’t know where their bootstraps are!

Masamune ,

Upgrade to the ultra deluxe ad free premium plus platinum subscription for an additional $3.99 per month and you can unlock the remote wipe package too!

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