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LarryTheMatador ,

Carbs, fat, protein. Live for one year on just pepsi, canola oil, and chicken feet skin. Report back. Your body isnt prejudice.

LarryTheMatador ,

So the exact same antivax operation russia ran in america with republicans as their useful idiots?

LarryTheMatador ,

I see youre from arkansas and all your posts are about sportball. Lets be honest…it was the “Low information cousin fucker” part that really pissed you off.

Judge blocks Trump lawyers from arguing about columnist's rape claim at upcoming defamation trial (apnews.com)

U.S. District Judge Lewis A. Kaplan made the determination in an order in advance of a Jan. 16 trial to determine defamation damages against Trump after a jury concluded Trump sexually abused columnist E. Jean Carroll but did not find evidence was sufficient to conclude that he raped her....

LarryTheMatador , (edited )

If I remember right the state law defines rape as forced penis in vagina hence the sexual assault.

So what they are arguing is “The president of the united states ONLY fingerfucked a random stranger in a dressing room against her will and never managed to get his dick in.”

So yea, solid argument. You guys sick of winning yet?

Authentic cat toy recommendations?

Great news! About to adopt a new cat!! Super excited and can’t get to get her (pictures to come). Although I want to prepare the house with some toys and stuff for the cat to play with and enjoy. What has worked well for you? Any toys in particular? Cat trees worth it? Hit me with your best recommendations! 😻

LarryTheMatador ,

Rags, toilet paper tubes, cardboard boxes, wicker baskets to sleep in

Biden Condemns Trump as Dire Threat to Democracy in a Blistering Speech (www.nytimes.com)

President Biden on Friday delivered a ferocious condemnation of Donald J. Trump, his likely 2024 opponent, warning in searing language that the former president had directed an insurrection and would aim to undo the nation’s bedrock democracy if he returned to power....

LarryTheMatador ,

I dont understand. The colorado supreme court said he cant be on the ballot. The u.s. supreme court says it will hear the case. The colorado s.o.s. announces he will be on the ballot. So the s.o.s. can override the colorado supreme court and the u.s. supreme court? Make it make sense.

LarryTheMatador ,

The s.o.s. has authority and jurisdiction and duty to remove him from the ballot based on state law. She did so, it was brought to court, upheld, appealed to colorado supreme court, upheld, appealed to u.s. supreme court…Its my understanding it was the s.o.s. that removed him from the ballot.

LarryTheMatador ,

The bigot in my family argues “the trans” are coming for “his kid” in public restrooms. See, they dont need rationality. Im convinced hes terrified of getting beat up by a man in a dress.

LarryTheMatador ,

Every day when going to your corporate job find creative ways to sabotage and monkeywrench the corporation you have access to. Nothing illegal, lose paperwork, lose files, foment miscommunication and misunderstanding, make mistakes at your specific tasks, misplace items, sow distrust in management. Cost them time, money, and efficiency. And above all unionize. Direct action on the ground where you have access.

LarryTheMatador ,

Easy there. The only problem with texas is that its full of texans. Get rid of the texans and you have a perfectly serviceable state.

LarryTheMatador ,

*Yawn…fascists demand platform…something, something, freeze peach

LarryTheMatador ,

Fining musk is like threatening to take 3 grains of rice out of my pantry. Jail him and shut down his businesses. This gets billionaire fascists attention.

LarryTheMatador ,

My understanding of the matter is the risk of low literacy can lead people to write things like your exact post. Which is to say to be so dense as to not even understand the benefits of not being dense.

LarryTheMatador ,

Fleecing the stupids is all the rage as of late. Billionaires, russia, an entire political party, folks selling colloidal silver, a large chunk o’ media, churches. Seems to be the go to move.

LarryTheMatador ,

Jeff in accounting has strong views on EV’s. I ignore him as well.

LarryTheMatador , (edited )

I liked the part where you told em what they are and arent allowed to say and also when and where theyre allowed to say it. Like a 7 year old getting handed their ass at monopoly you wanna change the rules mid-game. Also in classic conservative fashion youre aware its not your task to control your own actions and speech its your job to control others actions and speech and feel you have full authority to do so. Certainly if someone had the hubris to visit this behavior upon you youd claim you were being silenced, cancelled, your free speech was being abridged, etc. Bully or victim…the only two modes the conservative understands and deftly, almost imperceptibly moves between. Doomed to only see black and white, ingroup and outgroup, winners and losers…life becomes a zero sum game where your only two modes of action are punching someone in the face or crying like a toddler, never realizing that win/win situations exist and its easy to live in peace by simply minding your own business. You werent lying when you said you were conservative, thanks for proving that fact.

LarryTheMatador ,

Im of the opinion that selling my '89 tercel for less than 10k is leaving money on the table

LarryTheMatador ,

Thats why my blocklist runneth over. I think of it like playing duck-hunt on ye olde nintendo. Hence I dont see alot of fash on here and when I do its for like 7/10s of a second.

LarryTheMatador ,

Whoa, who saw that coming. What crazy new shit will elon do tomorrow to stay in the news cycle? Dont miss our next episode.

LarryTheMatador ,

Jesus christ, imagine living in texas. Good luck.

YouTube suspends Russell Brand from making money off his channel — The suspension comes following the publication of rape and sexual assault allegations against the British star (www.nbcnews.com)

YouTube suspends Russell Brand from making money off his channel — The suspension comes following the publication of rape and sexual assault allegations against the British star::YouTube has blocked Russell Brand from making money off its platform and the BBC pulled some of his shows from its online streaming service in the...

LarryTheMatador ,

When you allow corporations to operate as lawless autocracies that are above the law they tend to do what ever they damn well please. Maybe we should have regulated the internet as the utility that it is rather than gift it to billionaires.

LarryTheMatador ,

Hells nah. Theres two villains in this story

LarryTheMatador ,

He seems to say one outrageous thing a day to assure hes always in the media cycle. Its quite transparent. Anyone care to speculate why this is? Is it just core trait narcissism or is there a bigger plan?

LarryTheMatador ,

People with narcissistic personality disorder excel at always keeping the attention on themselves and sucking all the oxygen out of the room as well…wait…

It took me 16 years to figure out why I hate a Journey song. What song did you hated until you figured out why?

I love Journey. But for some reason I hated, “Don’t Stop Believin” and I could not understand why I loathed that song until I recently rewatched The Sopranos for the second time after 16 years and the final episode had that song playing until the “blackout.” And now I know why…...

A missing F-35 stealth fighter may have kept flying after its pilot ejected. A pilotless Soviet jet once flew 500 miles before crashing in NATO territory. (www.businessinsider.com)

The curious case of a missing F-35 stealth fighter in South Carolina has authorities — and civilians — searching high and low, especially considering the jet may have continued flying on its own for some time even after its pilot ejected....

LarryTheMatador ,

Republicans are a bit busy with a fake impeachment probe to be looking for a jet

LarryTheMatador ,

Lol. They deleted their history. The wounded dog barks loudest.

Fatal shooting of University of South Carolina student who tried to enter wrong home 'justifiable,' police say (www.nbcnews.com)

The homeowner who fatally shot a 20-year-old University of South Carolina student who tried to enter the wrong home on the street he lived on Saturday morning will not face charges because the incident was deemed “a justifiable homicide” under state law, Columbia police announced Wednesday....

LarryTheMatador ,

Better than a shot to the anus star, thats for sure

LarryTheMatador ,

Why is someone elses kids in his house.

LarryTheMatador ,

Damn right! And I’ll do it again. Youre not my dad.

LarryTheMatador ,

Personally I dont frequent child brothels

LarryTheMatador ,

The religious should be mocked relentlessly wherever they go. Bringing up religion in polite company should be treated the same as exposing your genitalia. Social shame is the best tool to put this bronze age scourge to rest.

LarryTheMatador ,

Go where youre celebrated, not where youre tolerated. I care as much about the popes view on sexuality as i care for a 5 year olds opinion on foreign policy.

LarryTheMatador ,

Im poor and the nastiest thing I ever did was give my cat a pill. My cat acted like it was a hate crime.

LarryTheMatador ,

Yea, nah.

LarryTheMatador ,

Their mugshots certainly put a smile on my face

LarryTheMatador ,

I knew in advance you were going to ask that. I had a dream where a voice told me a user by the name of soupspoon would investigate my comment history. The voice told me I must stymie soupspoons efforts at all costs. The voice also said upon deletion of my comment history I would be met with words of protest from soupspoon. So it is written, so it shall be done. This comment will self destruct within 24 hours.

LarryTheMatador ,

Agreed. Hitler was deadly effective in his goals for a time period. I misread your post as nazi apologia. We can probably also agree that thankfully he wasnt effective in his end goal.

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