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Klear ,

Yeah, I’m not against sequels in principle. Sometimes I just want to have another trip to whichever world the movie takes place. Barbie though… I love that movie, but I really don’t see any way to make any sort of sequel and have it be good.

Klear ,

To be clear, 37 other comments were deleted by mods. Leaving these final 40 the pick of the mods as the survivors.

Klear ,

This is certainly a hurdle to overcome. Google helped by changing the Chrome UI for the worse in some ways I care about, but migrating to a new browser and getting used to different UI is enough of a hassle that I’m still holding out until adblock actually stops working before I make the switch.

Klear ,

Also the mindset of getting quarters out of gamer’s pockets was very much the standard way of thinking about game design, even if no quarters were involved.

Klear ,

Counterpoint - when I started working out, I started feeling less hunger and ate less automatically. Shit’s connected. Just start somewhere, don’t think about what’s the most efficient and just do it.

Klear ,

There was something disturbingly familiar about the note on the desk. The handwriting was all pretty curves.

You are in a meme, Max.

The truth was like a green crack through my brain. Giant pixelated text on white background, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. Time frozen in a single badly-cropped shot showing off my moves. Image hosting site watermark in the corner. I was in a meme. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.

Klear OP ,

Definitely worth an award. I’m not sure if I even understand it myself.

Klear ,

What if I travel instead of driving tho…

Klear ,

I wouldn’t call them “jihadists” though. I feel like that implies a pretty high degree of fanaticism.

Klear ,

But nobody is in the state of having two states, though. People range from being in one state to “it’s complicated”, but how would you be in exactly two states?

Klear ,

You can also get it by clicking inspect element and writing whatever ragebait you can think of in there.

Klear ,

Turns out AI is about as bad at verifying sources as Lemmy users.

Klear ,

I don’t think you get more yolk from doubles, since they are comparatively much smaller. I guess it could be a tad more, but it never felt that way and I’ve cracked a lot of eggs.

Klear ,

Someone else already did. Marked as duplicate.

Klear ,

I don’t feel like reading all that. I’ll take the black one twice. Let’s see…

  1. Change amount of fingers at any time
  2. Hear plants talk by looking at them
  3. Chocolate has all vitamins and minerals I need
  4. Urinate gasoline

I think I can live with that. If the plants get too noisy, I can always piss on them and light them on fire.

Klear ,

Hahaha, you’re not going anywhere for a while. Sucks to be you!

Wait. Shit.

https://i.imgur.com/29oGQmd.jpg

Klear ,

Pretty sure that’s from Ikea. Hope you find it and sorry to hear about your cat =/

Edit: Looks like Brunkrissla is what you’re looking for.

US prisoners are being assigned dangerous jobs. But what happens if they are hurt or killed? (apnews.com)

Blas Sanchez was nearing the end of a 20-year stretch in an Arizona prison when he was leased out to work at Hickman’s Family Farms, which sells eggs that end up in the supply chains of huge companies like McDonald’s, Target and Albertsons. While assigned to a machine that churns chicken droppings into compost, his right leg...

Klear ,

Just move it to the third world like the rest of us already for fuck’s sake.

Klear ,

I like knowing things. I hate learning.

Klear ,

Cats against water, seedless melonholics

Klear ,

In Americans politics, and you guys are completely bonkers.

Klear ,

I knew Pythagoras was smart but I never knew he invented time travel. So cool!

Klear ,

I binged all of Game of Thrones to be able to laugh the memes making fun of the last season.

Klear ,

You’ve either misunderstood me, are willfully ignorant, or not very bright.

Try “all of the above”.

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