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Darkard ,

Ah yes, the soldiers of the USE

Darkard ,

Won’t take long for the media to start slandering them I’m sure.

But in all seriousness, I hope they are being given some measure of protection considering how rabid Trumps supporters get.

Darkard ,

This post brought to you by the Super Earth Ministry of Truth

Darkard ,

I bet we can easily get a conspiracy theory going that democrat spies are checking mail in ballots and destroying republican ones.

Darkard ,

Imagine if this was your work on a wall like this being unearthed.

This could have just been another day of hum-drum work for them. But now their legacy has been revealed at an unfathomable time in the future.

So very few people will ever have this and I’m sure nothing I ever accomplish will be remembered or delight so many people upon it’s discovery in the future, should any of it even survive that long.

Darkard ,

The woke radical leftist publication Bloomberg you mean?

Darkard ,

Don’t, be evil!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/386c820f-956e-4c76-9e40-5c4503cc3617.jpeg

Darkard ,

She sent it via secure email, so he printed it out to take a photo of it for facebook?

Darkard ,

Companies expect you to slog your guts out for the false promise of a reward. But being a hard worker, at least in my environment, just means you get the hardest work.

I’ve had the biggest pay rises by changing job. There’s no reason to be ambitious and stay loyal to a company that will run you ragged and offer very little in return.

Darkard , (edited )

I believe some people call it “docking”

Google it, enlighten yourselves 😬

Darkard ,

Without any right wing or left wing boogie man traits to point at, the news cycle just moved on to the next shooting that occurred the following day.

They never found a solid motive, so unless there’s some political points to score then the US media doesn’t care.

Darkard ,

The man from del monte says: “you better keep your gods damn mouth shut or you’re gonna find yourself taking a long walk off a short pier. You fucking understand me bitch?”

Darkard ,

A bite received from this monster fierce

Not only skin, with this strike pierce

Darkard ,

Missed the end of the headline

Israel says it is trying to flood Gaza with aid from hydro engineers and a Dam Busters documentary

Darkard ,

I don’t see Saddam Hussain labeled anywhere on here?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/93b47f06-8793-4e6e-9628-ae7be3680544.png

Has there been a mistake? Is Saddam ok?

Darkard ,

He was saved by his seatbelt as air rushed out of the hole, tearing off a pair of socks and one shoe and sucking away…

Darkard ,

One foot sock, one knob sock.

To keep his tackle warm on the flight.

Darkard ,

I’m sure the CCTV will turn up in a hotel car park soon enough.

“Oh no. The CCTV was destroyed by self inflicted injury”

Darkard ,

The article seems to suggest a change on the Google search algo and how Reddit pumps the SEO is to blame as it’s showing up in search rankings above other more relevant results.

I’m assuming “traffic” here is individual page visits, which would shoot up if people are just pulling up one page from a “how do I do X” type of search. I doubt this boost is coming from people sticking around, but I’m sure that’s not how Reddit will spin it.

Darkard ,

SovCits and Child support payments. That classic duo

Darkard ,

The secret Nazi moon base will be getting Nuclear Communist neighbours

Darkard ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a127e2fc-2597-48b0-9ae9-df4ecd471ffe.png

Darkard ,

So, anyone wanna take a guess at what it is this time?

My money is on a self-signed SSL certificate used in the back end somewhere expired. Some SAML setup or something that everyone forgot about.

Darkard ,

This is the sensible response here. While I agree that Trump is a piece of shit and shouldn’t be president again, the obvious outcome is that it would be used as a precedent for future bad faith applications of the same rule.

Darkard ,

“I’m not a photojournalist,” Mr Kaye tells me from his radio studio.

“I’m not out there taking pictures of what’s really happening. I’m a storyteller.”

“I just happen to be telling fictional stories about real people, but deliberately not telling anyone.”

Darkard ,

That’s why the realistic outcome to this scenario is that she fires half her workforce there by maintaining the same level of production while also slashing labour costs.

Darkard ,

Ah yes, the solution in a mass shooting event is to make sure there are more panicked, armed civilians fearing for their lives around the place.

When you have bloodthirsty police who are scared of acorns in the mix too this is just going to lead to dead teachers.

Darkard ,

It’s going to drive the AI into madness as it will be trained on bot posts written by itself in a never ending loop of more and more incomprehensible text.

It’s going to be like putting a sentence into Google translate and converting it through 5 different languages and then back into the first and you get complete gibberish

Darkard ,

SubRedditSimulator?

Darkard ,

Uh oh, is someone loosing control of the wild extremists they have been equipping?

Darkard ,

The attitude of an abusive partner.

“If you leave me you’ll regret it! You won’t find anyone like me!”

Darkard ,

“someone told me that the cold war never really ended, but my cousin Lucy went to Turkey on holiday last year and she said it was really hot and she got sunburnt, so has it ended or is the cold war only happening where it’s snowed?”

Darkard ,

She’s bilingual

Roberta Kaplan says Trump threw papers across table at Mar-a-Lago deposition because his legal team agreed to feed her lunch (www.cnn.com)

Attorney Roberta Kaplan said former President Donald Trump threw papers across a table and stormed off during a deposition at Mar-a-Lago after learning that his legal team had agreed to provide her lunch....

Darkard ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/35f3787c-c5b4-4c30-b022-72525c9a0af3.jpeg

Darkard ,

Was people mistaking bears for baked good a common enough problem that it required an AI driven solution?

Edit: wait waaaaaait. Bear Claws are also a type of baked good.

Darkard ,

He looks like a hardboiled egg that was dropped on a barbershop floor

Climate activists throw soup at the glass protecting the Mona Lisa as farmers’ protests continue (apnews.com)

Two climate activists hurled soup Sunday at the glass protecting the Mona Lisa at the Louvre Museum in Paris and shouted slogans advocating for a sustainable food system. This came amid protests by French farmers against several issues, including low wages....

Darkard ,

I think most of the point here is to get it reported on and the Just Stop Oil protests have shown that it works. If they were just stood in the street with placards nobody would know about them beyond the people who walked past them

Darkard ,

Oh! OH! The clouds are parting. A beam of light shining down on me. AH! A voice. It calls out to me! It says… It says you all owe me 200 bucks.

Darkard ,

I wish this bot would stop posting videos it’s scaped of Reddit with no sound.

I mean, it’s half the content of this one .

Darkard ,

The Jan 6 insurrection was both Antifa leftwing crisis actors and also patriotic Americans doing the right thing.

Darkard ,

No thanks. I play games to get away from real life.

Darkard ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8634c5d0-a494-4679-a46d-70910ab547ec.png

Darkard ,

The heard that its used in the US to mind control people and read their thoughts.

Next month they have mandatory COVID vaccinations so that everyone gets the microchips as well.

Darkard ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6cf6abc0-a623-49f4-b58d-a3508164a768.jpeg

Darkard ,

I have this on my wall, but I live in the UK, so it’s fine.

Not really a threat, just a reminder for if I have any international visitors over.

Darkard ,

But of everyone traveled off peak wouldn’t that then make it peak?

Darkard ,

Warhammer 40k : Boltgun is an absolute blast if you like your doom-esq shooters. Showing as 80% off, but I don’t know how that’s going to show in other regions

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