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Alto , to news in New York City Moves to Ban Solitary Confinement, Defying Mayor Adams
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There's a major difference between being forced into being alone (doing nothing) and choosing to spend the evening at home watching Netflix

Alto , to technology in NASA uses laser to send video of a cat named Taters over 19 million miles
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Something tells me you're not getting sub 100ms latency with broadband over 19 million miles

Alto , to news in College athletes open to unionization's potential
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Because people are adults and can make their own decisions.

Kids football should absolutely be flag football though

Alto , to asklemmy in Why don't rabies infected humans act like rabies infected animals
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Oh hey you also got bit by a kid in 2nd grade? I punched the kid that did it to me. Walk in the next day and get sent to the principals office. When I told them why I did it they tried looking for teeth marks to prove it. A solid 16 hours later.

Damn bureaucrats

Alto , to technology in Spotify doesn't make profit from music streaming, despite having over 400M monthly active users, because it pays two-thirds of all its revenue to the rights holders.
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Way to go mask off with the 'people' comment bud

Alto , to world in Quebec to raise university fees and mandate French for out-of-province students
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That's how stereotypes tend to work, yes

Alto , to world in Quebec to raise university fees and mandate French for out-of-province students
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There's a reason that most Canadians have a generally positive reputation in the states, but French Canadians are seen as pretentious assholes.

Alto , to nostupidquestions in Sex hormones are powerful. Running through everybody's blood. Creating massive aggression, obsession and mental disturbance. What if we could remove their mental influence?
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That doesn't exist, considering things as basic as hungry is a mind-altering influence

Alto , to nostupidquestions in Sex hormones are powerful. Running through everybody's blood. Creating massive aggression, obsession and mental disturbance. What if we could remove their mental influence?
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"How dare you take what I said at face value!"

Alto , to fediverse in Dear server admins, please defederate threads.net. Dear users, ask your server admin to defederate threads.net.
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I honestly don't understand how some of you have this point of view. This isn't a they've been evil once or twice thing. This is a they've been evil at every single opportunity and actively seek out more opportunities to be evil for well over a decade and you're a fucking moron for trusting them thing.

Alto , to showerthoughts in It's almost impossible to deny being an alcoholic without sounding like an alcoholic
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Nuh uh!

Alto , to greentext in Anon works at dominos
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Used to deliver for them, can confirm all the above. Some other stuff:

  • Yes there's less of each individual topping when you order a bunch of different toppings, but I promise you that you don't want a normal amount of each topping on your supreme pizza. The center would still be raw, probably even if you put it through twice.
  • The 50% weeks are mostly a scam. It's usually cheaper to use the other good coupons (e.g. mix and match) than to take 50% off normal menu price
  • Unless you've got a big/otherwise pain in the ass to deliver order, a $10 order is just as much work to deliver as a $60 order. I personally tip based off distance rather than total because of it, and most my coworkers also preferred this method.
  • Brooklyn pizzas are just normal pizzas using dough 2 sizes smaller (for example an XL brooklyn is just a medium dough stretched thin). In general if you're looking to maximize food per dollar, normal hand tossed is what you want
  • For the love of God don't buy soda from the store if there's a gas station or something that's not out of the way. It'll be half the price at most.
  • The dishes probably aren't being cleaned properly. If you're lucky your local store has 1, maybe 2 closers who actually give a shit and try to do it right. I imagine that's pretty standard in food service though.
  • If you order delivery 2 minutes before close, you're braver than I. I had a hard policy of don't fuck with peoples food but not everyone does, and you sure as fuck aren't getting it on time.
Alto , to fediverse in Dear server admins, please defederate threads.net. Dear users, ask your server admin to defederate threads.net.
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No, the entire point is that you're free to go to whatever instance you want and/or host your own with your own rules. You're more than welcome to go to one that doesn't defederate, just as every instance owner/admins are free to defederate. It's not how "the fediverse is supposed to operate" because a standard for how the fediverse is supposed to operate doesn't exist.

Alto , to fediverse in Dear server admins, please defederate threads.net. Dear users, ask your server admin to defederate threads.net.
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I'm sure Meta won't be awful this time! Sure they've been awful quite literally every single chance they've gotten, but they won't be this time!

Alto , to news in Illinois Strip Club Paid Mayor to Allow Prostitution for Years, U.S. Says
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I think you missed a word there

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