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TIL the first movie about the sinking of the Titanic premiered only 31 days after she sank, and was written by an actress who survived the sinking, who also starred in it. She later had a nervous brea

TIL the first movie about the sinking of the Titanic premiered only 31 days after she sank, and was written by an actress who survived the sinking, who also starred in it. She later had a nervous breakdown and never acted again.

kfchan ,

I'm having a nervous brea reading this comment thread

Don_Dickle OP ,

read the desc.

kfchan ,

Bro just hop on the joke and laugh with the rest of us, nobody is insulting you, everyone is just having fun with the weird truncation in the title

Don_Dickle OP ,

Oh my bad now reading it differently thought it was an insult since it didn’t contain /s

Tagger ,

Not everyone has to signal their sarca

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Why can’t we all just be fr

Plopp ,

fr fr

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

exactly, double france

jaemo ,

Oui oui!

Empricorn ,

Fromage!

Snowpix ,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

Hon hon hon!

Lucidlethargy ,

I would like to up the ante.

Fr fr

JackbyDev ,

I can’t unsee this as having a /s tag and ending mid thought lol. Schrodinger’s /s tag

boatsnhos615 ,

Is it true that don dickle will tickle my pickle for a nickel?

delirious_owl ,
@delirious_owl@discuss.online avatar

Can you explain to us why you keep stopping mid let

Don_Dickle OP ,

character limit that is why I put the full title in the body.

delirious_owl ,
@delirious_owl@discuss.online avatar

Then change the title to be shorter.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

First brea, now desc - it’s a madhouse over here!!

/s

RobotToaster ,
@RobotToaster@mander.xyz avatar

The film has now been completely lost, there’s no surviving copies. It’s pretty crazy that something that important was just allowed to vanish from history.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Seriously asking - why is it ‘this important’?
Like a still fresh testimony?

RobotToaster ,
@RobotToaster@mander.xyz avatar

It’s perhaps not the most historically important film, but it’s importance seem more than the cost would have been of preserving a few prints in different places.

acockworkorange ,

The only still fresh testimony.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

I read it as

The only still fresh taxonomy.

:D

acockworkorange ,

In Morticia’s voice — Gomez, is that science?

Klear ,
Rexelpitlum ,

This actually is a really good modern example and quite relevant!

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

(I was so sure that this was going to be a Lazy Town song)

Anyway, link to the initiative:

a_wild_mimic_appears ,

thanks for making me aware of this initiative, just signed it!

EarthShipTechIntern ,

Like her (Ms Gibson’s) acting career

Anticorp ,

Awe man! I wanted to see it.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

I think there’s something wrong with the tit

SSJMarx ,

Naw a “Nervous Brea” is just one of those old-timey diseases that they cured with a vibrator.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

She had a nervous brea?

I hate when that happens.

Don_Dickle OP ,

read the description.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,
kn33 ,
TropicalDingdong ,
Volkditty ,
SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

My wife says that every night and I’m like babe I’m already giving you both inches.

Kalkaline ,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Hey two inches long is all you need when you’re 6 inches around, be proud of your tuna can

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

It’s two inches around too.

She calls me Sponge Bob SquareCock.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Are ya ready, kids?!

♪♪ SpongeCock SquareMaggot!! ♪♪

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Next time keep one for yourself, let’s see her get an orga

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar
EmpathicVagrant ,

Okay genuinely asking - how the heck did you make this

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

too much time and not enough money?

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Im using Summit for Lemmy (I’m also the dev). It allows you to take “advanced” screenshots within the app, choosing which comments to include and more.

EmpathicVagrant ,

Android only?

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Unfortunately yes

EmpathicVagrant ,

Just one more reason I need to switch back.

all-knight-party ,
@all-knight-party@kbin.run avatar

Guess old reddit habits die hard. Love to see someone get down votes for not understanding a joke

Don_Dickle OP ,

Maybe I may be used to reddit and a little sore because I got banned for being a bot for posting to much. But and hope you are with me that I am not a bot or spamming or whatever.

all-knight-party ,
@all-knight-party@kbin.run avatar

Maybe you don't get the title perfect every time, but you provide a lot of content that's the sort of stuff I went to reddit for, and I appreciate you!

Don_Dickle OP ,

Don’t know if your being sarcastic or what but as a major wikiphile I do my best to educate people hopefully the Mods can see it and not ban me for being overly active or call me spamming or whatever. And I appreciate your input. …No sarcasm.

Contingencyfork ,

I wouldn’t worry too much about it whatever the case. Between interpreting a comment as one full of positivity VS one that is potentially sarcastic, I would interpret it as a positive comment 100% of the time. I mean, why not? Thanks for sharing!

Decoy321 ,

Hi there, mod here. I want to acknowledge that you appear to not be a spam bot, just some decent dude who wanted to make some posts.

I appreciate you wanting to contribute. Would you do me a small favor and slow it down a bit? You’re getting a lot of reports. I recommend quality over quantity. Take the time to double check your titles. Keep it to like single digits a day for a bit. Avoid reposting topics. Etc.

That’ll all go a long way, rest assured.

Don_Dickle OP ,

alright will do.

Klear ,

Lemmy is more trigger-happy with downvotes in my experience. And way worse at getting jokes and understanding sarcasm. It’s pretty interesting actually.

delirious_owl ,
@delirious_owl@discuss.online avatar

Or how about you fix the title? Just hit the edit button…

Rexelpitlum ,
originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

the yeast of her problems, really

No_Eponym ,
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

Poor Eclair, donut make fun of her like that.

Rexelpitlum ,

Poor Eclair

Didn’t notice that before, this is sooo good! 😆

EmpathicVagrant ,

Worried she’s gonna get burned?

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

She kneads to make it out, or else she’s toast.

Diplomjodler3 ,

Mist!

someguy3 ,

Nervous breath? We’ll never know.

hperrin ,

Spanish for tar. She had a nervous tar, but in Spanish.

TheMightyCanuck ,
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

These broken titles are infuriating and I’ll down vote every single one no matter the content

djsaskdja ,

My instance doesn’t even allow downvotes. That’s like 2 layers of irony lol.

boatsnhos615 ,

I had a nervous brea one time. Nearly shat me britches

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