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daggermoon ,

Why not just declaw at that point?

Telorand ,

Long nails can look pretty, and while I’m sure this would help people with long nails, I think it would just give me an RSI or just be differently frustrating.

No thanks. I’ll paint my short nails so I can—you know—use my hands. And that’s free.

tobogganablaze ,

A solution to a self inflicted problem.

AbouBenAdhem ,

Typing with long nails is the embodiment of “beauty is pain.”

The pain is real, but the beauty is subjective.

Gormadt ,
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To me long nails are ick

The longer the more ick

stoy ,

I will never forget when I had to help a coworker with her laptop, she had long nails that had worn grooves in her keyboard keys.

She typed on her nails, the sound it made was terrible.

wesker ,
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I’m not a fan of the long nails because it hurts my insides.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

Tell your girlfriend to get a queer manicure next time.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Also fecal matter and bacteria are stored in abundance under long nails.

wesker ,
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That part I like.

JWBananas ,
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This thing costs about the same as one good set of nails

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e46250fd-a227-485f-a8df-bfa5c154b369.jpeg

Deceptichum ,
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Don’t use that on your bum.

MisterMoo ,

It’s a sharp bidet.

Deceptichum ,
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A chiclet membrane to go over your non-mechanical keyboard, it’s like double hell.

Nougat ,

Sounds like typing on a keyboard made of Jujubes.

veeesix ,
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I’d eat that in a heartbeat.

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