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minorkeys ,

But won’t rule it out.

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

No plans now.

Let’s just float the idea again in a few years and see how much backlash it then produces…

bobs_monkey ,

Or just slowly start rolling out and hope no one notices

meco03211 ,

Release it as an option with the necessary hardware.

Start with a comically low sub price and seemingly great features.

Hook the user base.

Phase out all non-sub options.

Compete enshittification.

Jack up price.

CEO bails under a golden parachute.

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

Absolutely fucking not

gedaliyah ,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Logi CEO: “Heh, yeah, well you know, there is a rich tradition of tech companies pranking the public with silly, unexpected practical jokes on April 1.”

“But sir, it’s August.”

“Oh, well I guess that’s what makes it so unexpected, heh. Yeah. Unless you want a mouse subscription? No? Oh, just forget that I asked - that was, ah, part of the joke. Apr- August Fools!”

kat_angstrom ,

Anymore

vext01 ,
@vext01@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Netflix has plans to have a subscription movie service!

Bishma ,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Sort of like how excited Wendy’s was to offer surge pricing, until 2 days later when they suddenly had “no plans to ever implement surge pricing, what’re yall talkin’ 'bout?”

yesman ,

This is like the lover who says “wouldn’t it be crazy if you and me had a threesome with your best friend”? Then claims not to be serious when the idea is rejected.

dinckelman ,

This is no less, than a gaslighting tactic

DoucheBagMcSwag ,

NOW they don’t because word got out too soon

“Ahahaha. I was kidding. …unless…?”

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