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RdVortex ,

But what about an AI mouse?

floofloof ,
QuadratureSurfer ,
@QuadratureSurfer@lemmy.world avatar

Wow, a mouse with an extra button that can only be used to launch some process which opens up a window to ChatGPT. What a great use of AI!

Click for more info here!/s

RustyShackleford ,

Imagine it’s like your Rolex. You’re going to really love that.

The fact he said this, makes you want to punch his smug face.

cygnus ,
@cygnus@lemmy.ca avatar

Least out-of-touch CEO

Jambalaya ,

The ceo is a woman, FYI

helenslunch ,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

sh-sh-sh-shaaa

Bishma ,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Sort of like how excited Wendy’s was to offer surge pricing, until 2 days later when they suddenly had “no plans to ever implement surge pricing, what’re yall talkin’ 'bout?”

yesman ,

This is like the lover who says “wouldn’t it be crazy if you and me had a threesome with your best friend”? Then claims not to be serious when the idea is rejected.

expatriado ,

Fruit of the Loom has no plans for a subscription underpants.

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org avatar

"Subscription expired, reverting to transparent burlap trial version."

floofloof ,

I’ll stick to my regular forever underpants then. Literally.

dinckelman ,

This is no less, than a gaslighting tactic

DoucheBagMcSwag ,

NOW they don’t because word got out too soon

“Ahahaha. I was kidding. …unless…?”

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

No plans now.

Let’s just float the idea again in a few years and see how much backlash it then produces…

bobs_monkey ,

Or just slowly start rolling out and hope no one notices

meco03211 ,

Release it as an option with the necessary hardware.

Start with a comically low sub price and seemingly great features.

Hook the user base.

Phase out all non-sub options.

Compete enshittification.

Jack up price.

CEO bails under a golden parachute.

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