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PanArab ,

Insult upon injury

FuryMaker ,

Satire is well & truly dead.

orbitz ,

I thought it had to be a joke article from the title. Yeesh wouldn’t want to be the person who gets the fallout from this idea.

anachronist ,

m.youtube.com/watch?v=15HTd4Um1m4

ohmyiv ,
@ohmyiv@lemmy.world avatar

“To express our gratitude, your next cup of coffee or late night snack is on us!”

A $10 Ubereats gift card will barely cover fees and taxes, let alone the actual item. What a clown ass gesture.

acosmichippo ,
@acosmichippo@lemmy.world avatar

My brother in law was stranded across the country for two days. $10 probably covers it lol.

digdilem ,

I lost a day’s holiday, and our team spent 8 man days on this entirely preventable mistake.

$10? Try extending our licence by another year for free, that might start going towards it.

Macaroni_ninja ,
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

In total?

MehBlah ,

Here is nothing but we are really, really, south park sorry.

over_clox ,

All they gotta do is change their company name to avoid lawsuits. Anyone got any ideas for a new name for them?.. 🤔

ClusterFuck comes to mind…

ICastFist ,

ComputersOnStrike could work, I’d say

verity_kindle ,

CardStrike?

Ghyste ,

On Wednesday, some of the people who posted about the gift card said that when they went to redeem the offer, they got an error message saying the voucher had been canceled. When TechCrunch checked the voucher, the Uber Eats page provided an error message that said the gift card “has been canceled by the issuing party and is no longer valid.”

You can’t write comedy this good…

sunzu ,

Classic corporate behaviour tho

Voucher was for PR, not for peasants to use it lol

some_guy ,

Only redeemable for CrowdStrike credits and only at participating locations.*

  • No locations are participating at this time.
Rolando ,

Not nearly enough. CrowdStrike should give a pizza party.

CatZoomies ,
@CatZoomies@lemmy.world avatar

I see you’re channeling the powers of middle management.

Only needs a sticker that says “You’re a rock star!”

sunzu ,

We are family here

SirDerpy ,

Outside, the sign says “Heros Work Here”. Inside, two people do the work of four.

sunzu ,

Above the entrance: "Labour will set you free"

ironhydroxide ,

Not to mention mugs with crowdstrike branding on them, but only for 1/3 the invited people.

acosmichippo ,
@acosmichippo@lemmy.world avatar

hold your horses, we can still use the melon party and waffle party first. no need to jump straight to pizza.

themoonisacheese ,
@themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is a classic move to not get sued, exactly like airlines do. If you try to sue them after redeeming the gift card, they can argue that you’ve been made whole, and do 'ot 'eed additional compensation.

Mango ,

Bruh

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I expect these clowns to lose most of their market share within two years and get sued to oblivion.

My firm bills by the hour and so far I think we are at 10+ billing hours per consultant wasting time with client tech support trying to get back on our VDIs. Nevermind how much time is being wasted doing the work through work arounds. My guess is that our firm alone will bill for about $100,000 extra this month while having accomplished less than normal. I am sure Crowdstrike’s gift card will fix it though.

aniki ,

Fine. You want two?! Will that be enough??

delirious_owl ,
@delirious_owl@discuss.online avatar

They’re backed by the US government. They have a backdoor into most endpoints on many international corporate computers. And CS is behodent to US laws for NSLs.

This is an incredible asset to the US intelligence community. They won’t let CS go out of business.

pelespirit ,
@pelespirit@sh.itjust.works avatar

Holy shit, they also cancelled it. Lmao

On Wednesday, some of the people who posted about the gift card said that when they went to redeem the offer, they got an error message saying the voucher had been canceled. When TechCrunch checked the voucher, the Uber Eats page provided an error message that said the gift card “has been canceled by the issuing party and is no longer valid.”

rand_alpha19 ,

Gotta love some shit icing on the shit cake.

TheReturnOfPEB , (edited )

The gift card is also cursed.

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s bad

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