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MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown , in Video Gabe

That caption reads a children’s book

Mr. Newell wants to distribute games over the internet.

Mr. Jobs wants to distribute music over the internet.

Mr. Ballmer wants DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!

mindbleach ,

All three of them were right, but one of them was doing the wrong amount of cocaine.

p03locke ,
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hperrin ,

Mr. Torvalds is a communist.

five82 , in Video Gabe
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That’s just crazy talk. Crack some skulls and get Half-Life 2 out the door Mr. Newell. Everyone knows that you buy boxed PC games at the mall like normal people.

samus12345 ,
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Next they’ll be saying that console makers will be selling their games over the internet!

Thteven , in Video Gabe
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Dudes fuckin cheefed in that pic lmao

daqu , in Video Gabe

I really hated steam at first. Got HL2 on DVD and it took forever to decrypt and install. I just wanted to play!

BabyVi ,

Steaming pile of shit we called it.

Retrograde , in Video Gabe
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When my parents bought me the physical edition of Half-Life 2 when I was a kid, I was absolutely gutted that I needed an internet connection to play the game because it wanted to install Steam. We lived in a rural area without Internet so I simply just couldn’t play it at all :(

tombruzzo ,

I had the same experience. Real OGs hated steam and slowly came to accept it as the default distribution platform. It’s good now, but my account was created on December 25, 2004 and I remember how it was

ZombiFrancis ,

I installed the first version of Steam directly to my C drive instead of putting it in a folder named Steam.

So I uninstalled it with the plan to reinstall.

After a curiously long time I realized the uninstaller was working its way through deleting my entire C drive. All my bookmarks, m t mp3s, my winamp skins… everything not on a zip drive… I tried to stop the uninstaller but it was clear I would have to do a full format and dig out the FCKGW XP key.

Ah Steam. Fuck you. You came around for the most part, but fuck you for that.

JackbyDev ,

Honestly, Steam’s UI still needs some work. A better way to control what games get auto updates comes to mind. Also, Library and Downloads not being different tabs is odd because I click Library expecting to see my Library but I see downloads.

JackbyDev ,

I distinctly remember when I decided Steam was best. I hated it and bought Borderlands (the original) through some other service. My friends got an update through Steam and I didn’t get it for a long time. The patch from the official website only worked for the physical edition.

mindbleach ,

I had great internet, and it was still frustrating bullshit.

Valve really abused their big-ass sequel to force their DRM’d marketplace upon PC gaming. We just got used to it because they’re competent at UI development and happy with console-level gouging of publishers.

JackbyDev ,

Steam used to suck ass, for real. It wasn’t for very long, but the early days were rough.

PrimeMinisterKeyes , in Video Gabe

John Lennon at home:

doofy77 , in Video Gabe

Old mate looks like Daniel Jackson.

Reddfugee42 ,

Indeed

coaxil ,

Walmart Daniel Jackson

BorgDrone , in Video Gabe

Cool idea, let’s hope it takes off.

mydoomlessaccount , in Video Gabe

Can’t wait until they give up on this gimmick and we can go back to connecting over WON. Any day now.

BlackEco , in Steam users have spent $19 billion on games they’ve never played
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SchmidtGenetics ,

Yeah 75% of my library of 1500 games is from humble bundles, so paying like 10% of regular price.

Still a neat stat though.

ThirdWorldOrder ,

I feel it would be a lot more useful as trivia if we knew how much money that was per person as well.

SchmidtGenetics ,

And actual bought price, I think it used current market price. So lots of old games are going to be extremely undervalued.

Blxter ,
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Yea I bought one humble bundle (some earthquake relief or something?) and now I have like 150 games I will never play…

meldrik , in Steam users have spent $19 billion on games they’ve never played

Dunno how I feel about being part of that statistic…

FunderPants , in Steam users have spent $19 billion on games they’ve never played

And I helped

Quazatron , in Steam users have spent $19 billion on games they’ve never played
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Sorry everyone. Ill try to do better, I promise.

RotatingParts , in Steam users have spent $19 billion on games they’ve never played

It’s okay since I only buy games on sale … oh wait, that doesn’t matter as they still sit unplayed. Never mind.

iegod , in Steam users have spent $19 billion on games they’ve never played

And I’ll keep spending. You can’t stop me.

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