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Thorny_Insight ,

You can. I know a guy who eats a birch log every year. He literally sits on the couch pulling splinters from the log and chews on them while watching tv. He also grinds his egg shells and mixes with oatmeal.

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

This sounds like a terrible idea in the long-term.

intensely_human ,

Wood is a renewable resource

zaphod ,

Why? It’s basically just fiber.

Pandantic ,
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

Is this a thing? Why does he do it?

Thorny_Insight ,

He believes there’s some health benefits to it

OutlierBlue ,

Why wood he do such a thing?

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

Are you sure your friend isn’t just three beavers in a long coat?

DrSteveBrule ,

A friend of mine doesn’t peel shrimp tails

NotMyOldRedditName ,

🤢

intensely_human ,

I don’t peel shrimp tails either. I don’t eat shrimp.

aphlamingphoenix ,

Cinnamon and sumac are two common spices that are made from grinding up tree bark.

echodot ,

Also ginger.

And technically wormwood too, although that’s more you drinking water that is soaked into wood.

die444die ,

Ginger is a root, maybe you’re thinking of something else?

Silentiea ,
@Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I think most would consider most tree roots to be “woody”

die444die ,

It’s not a tree root.

Silentiea ,
@Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Is it woody?

die444die ,

It is not.

creditCrazy ,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Eh what is a root if not wood that is covered in dirt

die444die ,

So is a potato wood? A carrot?

Ginger is not a tree. It’s a flowering plant.

echodot ,

A potato is not a flowering plant it’s a tuba, such as an onion. Totally different thing entirely to a bit of wood attached to a tree.

die444die ,

And potato is a tuber but an onion is not. Both are flowering plants. So is ginger.

Ginger has nothing to do with ‘a bit of wood attached to a tree’ which is exactly my point.

loweffortname ,
@loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Don’t be bringing brass instruments into this…

anindefinitearticle ,

Potato plants absolutely have flowers. Have you ever grown one? Be careful with the potato flowers and fruits. They are poisonous nightshade.

echodot ,

The root of a tree. Made of wood.

die444die ,

No, ginger is not a tree.

pbbananaman ,

You using a different kind of sumac than the rest of us? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumac#In_food

aphlamingphoenix ,

I stand corrected on that one. I assumed it was sumac bark, and you know what they say about assumption. It makes an ass out of u and mption.

Fermion ,

The bit about powdered sumac (bark?) being a powerful dye for marble is pretty interesting. I wish there was an example photo.

Willdrick ,

That’s what whiskey is for

Muscar ,

And smoking anything, it’s definitely part of food as a taste just not the wood it self as an ingredient.

nomous ,

Being used to make the fire/smoke that cooks the food is a really good point, wood is definitely food adjacent even if it’s not strictly edible.

acannan ,

For the majority of human history, we’ve eaten around wood (around a campfire, a hearth, etc), it makes sense it would become intertwined with our food palette

obre ,

You can bake sawdust into bread lol youtu.be/MTC_ETWa3JA

GingeyBook ,

Or a Rice Crispy if you’d rather

youtu.be/AKDal51f5LU?si=mhnNuCnT4FCiUHxe

Taako_Tuesday ,

Also if you believe the stories ive heard from pizza chains like Papa Johns and Domino’s, sawdust is regularly added to pizza dough to make it cheaper to produce

antlion ,
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Maple syrup is tree blood. Kind like tree vampirism.

I don’t think wood smells like food. But I wonder… apparently termites have a bunch of gut bacteria to digest wood. Maybe if you eat raw termites and bark beetles, you can then eat some sawdust. If you continue the process eventually you may be able to eat wood or paper with your own gut biome. Maybe start with a termite, sawdust, and banana smoothie and move up from there. Best of luck.

Anyolduser ,

“Tree vampirism”? Naw dude, we boil the tree blood down first. It’s concentrated tree vampirism.

intensely_human ,

Kinda like centrifuge blood taffy?

olafurp ,

Yeah, it stops being healthy because it’s ultra processed.

Anyolduser ,

My dude, it’s pure sugar. It was never healthy.

Also, I’m not sure that boiling something down to thicken it counts as “ultra processed”.

anindefinitearticle ,

It only gets boiled down to pure sugar. You boil off or break down a lot of the aromatics and volatiles in the original sap to make syrup. It gets processed by boiling to concentrate the sugar and reduce the presence of the rest of what the tree was living on. Maple sap does not become “pure sugar” (maple syrup) until after it gets the good stuff processed out.

This Cleveland Health Clinic page on maple sap mentions the presence of abscisic acid, a plant hormone with anti-diabetic properties, and polyphenols that help you manage inflammation.

suction ,

In the US, a little less sugar = “healthy”

suction ,

Oh, you mean CTV?

JasonDJ ,

5/7 with rice. Thank you for the suggestion.

Prok ,
@Prok@lemmy.world avatar

A grading scale like no other

BlackJerseyGiant ,

We can, and do, eat wood. It’s listed as “cellulose” in the ingredients, and it’s in everything. Your ice cream, your bread, probably up in yo closet doin your Mamma right now

hperrin OP ,

That’s made from plants, including trees, but that’s not really what I’m talking about.

suction ,

Daaayum

captain_aggravated ,
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I spent the day making a planter box out of cedar, and it doesn’t smell like food even a little.

hogmomma ,

Call me weird, but I have never once salivated to the smell of any wood.

lseif ,

weird.

Etterra ,

Hey nobody’s stopping you from gnawing on some cedar shavings my dude.

suction ,

Please don’t make this reddit.

suction , (edited )

All the 10s in my neighborhood love to gobble on my wood, though?

Edit: It was a joke. There are no 10s in my neighborhoods, and if there were, they would probably not choose to have intimate relations with me.

EnderWiggin ,

I’m not sure I agree about the smell of wooe, but the cambium of many different tree species is perfectly edible. Have at it, my friend!

afraid_of_zombies ,

Liquid smoke has warning labels on it

thorbot ,

No it doesn’t

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