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afraid_of_zombies ,

Should new ones be called waitrwards?

feedum_sneedson ,

Waitriarchs is very witty, well done.

Kolanaki ,
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“Bar wench! Where’s me grog?!”

agamemnonymous ,
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Server. Everyone is a server.

andrew ,
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And a group of servers is called a kubernetes.

agamemnonymous ,
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Academically perhaps. In the field it’s colloquially called a “hospitality night”.

Dremor ,
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Shouldn’t it be a “cluster”?

andrew ,
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I thought about that, but I didn’t think that got the joke across as well. Probably overthought it but 🤷‍♂️

Dremor ,
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I doubt many people outside of IT know what Kubernetes is 😅. At least with “Cluster” you get a “Why?” Instead of “What?”.

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

Right, but at least for now that’s most of the demographic on Lemmy.

JoMiran ,
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I am super lazy so I often pick terms like this by default so I don’t have to spend cycles thinking about age or gender.

Dremor ,
@Dremor@lemmy.world avatar

Using which Linux distro?

CrimeDad OP ,

Nginx wench

massive_bereavement ,
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

Waitress superior

tacosanonymous ,

Fellow human seems to work.

daemoz ,

hey are you a fellow human? yeah cool grab me a glass of water please uhh i don’t work here

We are hiring a fellow human for low wages but you might get great tips what do i need to do? youll be a servant to rude dirtbags. can i call myself a waitress instead please? No our culture requires official titles to be fellow human for all staff and patrons and you will all go by the name Sam

CrimeDad OP ,

Yeah, but if I start shouting that in a restaurant I’m going to get everyone’s attention instead of the old lady responsible for my meal.

BruceTwarzen ,

Waitlocks

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown ,

You’re thinking of an Eldritch Waitress. What OP meant was a waitress that fuses metal objects together.

Aremel ,

That’s a wailder. OP was thinking of a waitress that works with locks.

Cocodapuf ,

That’s a waitcracker. OP was thinking of a waitress who just walks into a house of bears, eats their food and falls asleep.

DirigibleProtein ,

Why?

CrimeDad OP ,

I don’t know. They seem more powerful.

mriormro ,
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Meaningless titles with superfluous connotations just leads us to more useless middle management.

We don’t need a new term.

CommunityLinkFixer Bot ,

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !crosspost

Uglyhead ,
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Good bot

Kalkaline ,
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Good human

Uglyhead ,
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bleep bloop

key ,

How dare you say that about their mother!

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