It's possible to lose your virginity before your biological parents with sperm donation and artificial insemination.

Someology , 11 months ago

This is an incredibly badly written sentence.

CrunchyBoy , 11 months ago

This sounds like the start of a prophecy.

shotgun_crab , 11 months ago

So this is how virgins reproduce

Milky , 11 months ago

I love the cognitive dissonance that this produces.

Bilbo_Haggins , 11 months ago

Username checks out

InverseParallax , 11 months ago

Step away from the shower.

wildbus8979 , 11 months ago

Virginity is a social construct.

notsofunnycomment , 11 months ago

Great piece.

scottmeme , 11 months ago

What?

db2 , 11 months ago

It’s op’s first time with the devil’s lettuce

scottmeme , 11 months ago (edited 11 months ago)

After reading the title I’m convinced they might be blackout drunk

OptimusPhillip , 11 months ago

If a man donates his sperm and a woman donates an egg, then a baby can be conceived without either bio-parent engaging in intercourse, through in vitro fertilization (“test tube baby”). If the donors remain virgins long enough (maybe they’re ace or something), then their bio-child could lose their virginity before either of them do.

scottmeme , 11 months ago

Assuming that’s what OP meant, that would be a lot more clear.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 OP , 11 months ago

I didn’t think I needed to go that in depth 😅

Someology , 11 months ago

Yeah, but the way OP wrote the sentence, it reads like they’re saying the children can make a baby before they themselves are born.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 OP , 11 months ago

You can jerk off in a cup and have a girl turkey baster that jizz inside her and she can get pregnant. The kid is born and then has sex before either of you. They lost their virginity before you

megane_kun , 11 months ago

Thanks for that mental image of a girl using a turkey baster as a dildo and jizz as lube of some sort.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 OP , 11 months ago

Here to help 🙂