Christian Bale has played Batman and Bateman.
Even influencers can't seem to influence platform choice
cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/1455515...
Now we know that everyone on Lemmy is she 30 and olup based on the old memes everyone is posting
The glass is 50% empty or full, but it is entirely made of glass so it is also 100% glass.
Everyone sees their feet the same size - because if they're big you're tall and further from them. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
I feel sorry for dogs who don't have treats. (kbin.social)
Dog is a good boi, deserves a treat.
Iced milk is weird until you put coffee in it
Trees are air roots.
Giving money to gypsies results in supporting their business model and strategy
Abandoned FOSS projects are FOSSils
and forks are using FOSSil fuel....
Is it impossible for toast to fall before it's been buttered?
Political leaders are as much of an asshole as the assholes they (implicitly) shield and protect.
Often political leaders at the top need to maintain some diplomatic composure and have the privilege to leave their dirty fights to subordinates. As a result we often don’t realize how much of an asshole these leaders actually are. A good test is to check what they allow (or encourage) their lower ranked allies to get away...
Babies that have only ever eaten milk are made of milk, so they’re basically sentient cheese.
I see Reddit going down the same path as Facebook. A ad-ridden platform without the young and savvy, full of boomers posting bad memes and politics.
Facebook used to be such an awesome platform. At least until all the ads and boomers....
Are there any left handed chainsaws?
It seems extremely unsafe to use one with an insecure grip
Oceangate Titan silver lining: new execution method
How much would it cost to put someone to sleep on a submersible not rated for immediate-pink-mist depths?
Upvotes on memes function like modern day laugh tracks
They scared now
I was just thinking. In the UK government every cabinet minister, which are those with specific jobs like head of education, or health, also has an opposite “shadow” person from the other main party whose job is to argue with the other. Imagine you had the job of Shadow head of education. Must be an easy job, you just argue...
It must be challenging to give heimlich maneuver to a choking turtle
Irritable Bowel Syndrome is like when someone gets diarrhea of the mouth when they're stressed, but of the anus
It’s basically the same thing, but out of the other end of the GI tract 👌💦💩
Contest could well be short of 'concurrent testing'
I’m a fool if it actually means that.