Can serial killers sell their carbon offsets?
Apple Vision Pro from a Young Earth Creationist's View
I got the Apple Vision Pro. It’s awesome, but to be honest, it doesn’t do much, yet. It’s amazing hardware and software, but there are few built-in apps. It’ll grow and expand, but there’s just not a lot you can do with it yet....
The phrase “snitches get stitches” makes a lot of assumptions about the quality and expediency of healthcare.
The government probably has super advanced AI at this very moment that we won't see for decades
Every really nice pen I have ever owned was because it somehow fell into my possession. I use them randomly sometimes as a special treat for myself.
Ya’ll jealous of my black 08 prismacolor fine line marker and pilot precise v7 rt....
If God loved the GOP as much as Republicans think he does, he wouldn’t have made Jimmy Carter the longest living president in US history
Tooth doctor doesn't have the same ring as eye doctor
Saying eye doctor in a conversation feels normal. Saying tooth doctor feels like listening to someone who had a bad disco elysium roll and they’re punching themselves in the face to get the words out.
In the future, the artists of retro-looking videos will artificially add compression artifacts instead of film grain.
What if Tyrannosaurus Rexes moved and walked like chicken do?
Bobbing their heads at every step. How ridiculous must have that looked if it was the case.
Later generations will have less attachment to how things were when they grew up because everything changes a lot faster.
Or at the very least less common attachment because they grew up outside of a monoculture.
Money doesn't make people crazy. Money lets people stop having to act sane.
The greatest insult of our time is to accuse someone of being an AI chatbot.
The number of times I’ve seen this accusation in the last year is astounding.
PEMDAS is technically correct, but morally wrong
If we’re supposed to be able to understand math as easily as a language, we should be able to read it from left to right like a language....
Elder waitresses should be called something else, like waitrons or waitriarchs.
cross-posted from: jorts.horse/users/…/111734226439984153...
If nudity weren’t as taboo as it is, most political rant TikToks would be filmed in the shower, instead of in the car
I used to go into the store to find a game. Now I go into the game to find a store.
Are you actually horny or do you just need a shit and it's pressing on your prostate?
Sorry didn’t know where to post this and it’s been heavy on my mind.
The people living in the world of "A Quiet Place" must be IMMENSELY skilled in judging/trusting their farts
If the Spiderman character was invented today, he would be stopping school shootings
Al Jazeera could probably fire/replace its writers with LLMs, rebrand as AI Jazeera, and no one would immediately notice.
I’m not dunking on their writers, just how Al and AI look the same in most fonts.
There's more people who wake up at the same second than people who fall asleep at the same second.
Somewhere along the way Humanity lost the ability for long term thinking.
Imagine if we prepared for Covid back during influenza. Also we should have realize smoking is bad for you.
Cooking is just applied chemistry
You mix together chemicals and compounds, delicately adding them and heating them at specific temperatures to get a desirable output. You often have to care for other factors like air flow (how much to leave the pot closed or open) and material weight (like not adding too much in a cake or it’ll all sink to the bottom)....
If "infant" means child does that mean that "fant" means adult?
Don’t drink fant drinks when you drive!...