I think trump might win, and it's due to shitty memory and DND
I was playing DnD with my friends, but unfortunately we are retarded get distracted easy so the whole game we would move nothing....
I'm surprised more rain jackets don't have Ziploc-style pockets that can be sealed shut
Maybe this is a thing and I’ve been buying cheap rain jackets....
Humans were lucky that it worked out that bigger dogs generally are less mean.
Maybe aliens don't want peace and understanding on Earth
This is a thought experiment that came up just now...
The word movie is probably only about 100 years old, yet incredibly ingrained into our culture.
We're all just in Stockholm Syndrome to whatever culture we were born into.
No matter what cat litter you buy, It's all the same shit.
Some animals' claws are like finger fangs, and their teeth like jaw claws.
The smartphone has made a game of hints harder for future generations.
Holding your phone can mean tons of stuff now.
As far as we know, there are 0 Taco Bells on Mars.
Coffee is a mana potion and Cough Syrup is a health potion
When someone starts with I'm not racist it usually means they are.
Edit: here’s my thought process. Why do they need to tell someone they are not. Then proceed to say the most racist thing, lmao.
Films where a Predator dies are a failed coming of age films.
From the lore of the Predator species, a Predator who goes for a hunt is trying to prove they are worthy of adult status in their society. As each Predator dies in the film they fail to attain adult status in their society.
A hydraulic press is like a giant hole puncher.
Stereotypical religious nutjobs in the 80s and 90s were all "The end is nigh!" Now that science supports them, they're all "Everything is A-OK!"
Peanut butter and hummus are the same thing.
Both are pastes made of mashed beans (peanuts and chickpeas are beans.) They also have a similar nutrient profile and are both used for similar dishes.
If Wolverine had been American instead of Canadian, he might refer to the alloy on his bones as Adamantum.
We're probably pretty fortunate that humans have at least some degree of self control over when we stop eating.
Like, I just was thinking about how lots of pet species will just eat as much food as you give them to the point of making themselves sick, and keeping them at a healthy weight requires not giving them access to too much food. Obviously some humans have problems with this, but imagine how bad things would be if everyone were...
You can boil water with water by using the electricity from hydro power to power your kettle.
You have probably done it without even noticing. The modern world is clearly miraculous.
Hannah Montana was meant as a silly premise, but now it just makes sense.
After a certain point in popularity it is assumed the celeb is going to sooner or later:...
People, please, it's "ex-twitter"
I still don’t get how - with such a perfect tee-up - we settled on “X, the platform formerly known as Twitter”....
Applicants probably spend more time skimming job openings than Managers spend skimming through CVs
Much easier to reject bad CVs. On the other hand every job post is the same and you have to check Glassdoor and Crunchbase before applying to a potential bad company
The lack of "real world complaints" and "anger" in popular music genres helps keep the masses docile
Been thinking a bit about this, popular music (the ones that hit top 100 charts or whatever) never has lyrics that point out real problems or point to culprits and how they’re fucking our shit, which is very easy to find in punk rock and some variations, as well as rap....