If two children are conceived on the same day but one is born prematurely, both children are technically the same age.
Because of the date of conception and all that.
if you dot your t's and cross your i's, you'd still get t's and i's
Reddit will, at some point, be automatically installed on some phones likes Facebook and Twitter.
Steamed Hams is the new Aristocrats joke
Imagine how gross it would be if our pets sweat like humans did...
Thoughts during my 3rd cold shower of the day, trying to keep cool in this muggy weather in the North East
Curiosity is not a guarantee of intelligence, but a lack of curiosity is the opposite. Curiosity is far easier to probe in smalltalk and interviews without self awareness filters.
Barbie and Chevrolet parternered, but it wasn't to promote the Malibu.
Just seems like a missed opportunity
As we witness the recent mass exodus from Reddit to Lemmy - Whoever named this Platform after Lemmings, must have had a freaking good foresight.
Why the fuck do cars still have analog speedometers? Surely digital ones would be more accurate and much easier to read without looking away from the road for too long.
Guys it’s been 8 months. It was a bad take.
Term "healthy" applies to mainly foods, but jot medicines, which are in fact the most direct way to make us healthy
Christian Bale has played Batman and Bateman.
If you have reddit coins that are about to go to waste... I would search for a "fuck u/spez" post and award it as much as you can
A little extra traffic will go to reddit… but fuck them. They’re taking monetary value away from your account, so ya might as well use the coins you have as you see fit (while you still can). Fuck u/spez and fuck reddit
The Croc Hunter would have made a very powerful Animorph.
I’ve been reading the Animorph books and had a realization. So many people commented on how the Croc hunter would touch animals, just pick up something that was venomous or plain dangerous, and act like it was not a big deal. Yes, he always cautioned respect for living things, and the general idea was to show that these beings...
A year in Mars is longer than the ones on Earth, so ppl living on Mars would celebrate less birthdays and technically die younger.
Honking at someone when the light turns green is no longer rude because he is probably on his phone
"A Boy Named Sue" is the greatest song about accepting your struggles, while also refusing to pass that trauma onto your children.
The greatest song about accepting your struggles as key to making you who you are, while also refusing to pass that generational trauma on to your own children, is Johnny Cash / Shel Silverstein’s “A Boy Named Sue”...
Thermostatic faucets are like printers, years of development and they still break easily
A User Setting on Lemmy to View Only Votes from Your Instance
It would be interesting to have a user setting on Lemmy to view only the votes from your instance. This way, you can have a unique experience depending on the instance you are in, as there are instances that cater to different audiences. For example, the instance lemmy.dbzer0.com is for piracy, while programming.dev is for...
Given that we vote for entire comments, we don't expect people to split their comment into many sub-comments.
A different thing are conversation back and forths: each comment is in a new branch of the comment tree.
Tales about Kobolds imply the existence of Monobolds
And I am really scared about those creatures. Kobolds are most often seen alone and presumably searching for their matching partner to unleash their full power in cooperating. But Monobolds probably have their full potential even when working alone. so be aware of some creature looking like a single Kobold!
FPV drone pilots(like the guys from the footage ginning from Ukraine) are the closest we have in this world to Wargs in the Game of Thrones universe
The problem with AI alignment is that humans aren't aligned
I’m sure there are some AI peeps here. Neural networks scale with size because the number of combinations of parameter values that work for a given task scales exponentially (or, even better, factorially if that’s a word???) with the network size. How can such a network be properly aligned when even humans, the most advanced...
They really named Black Noir "Black Black"
The First Rule of Warfare is that the "First Rule of Warfare" is always the First Rule of Warfare.
You may have heard that the First Rule of Warfare is… [insert actual advice here]. ie.; don’t attack a stronger enemy, there’s no such thing as overkill, the weapon is always loaded, etc. They’re all the First Rule of Warfare.