If you squint hard enough, the capital letter pi (Π) looks like half a circle.
Maybe this is why pi was chosen for half of the circumference of a circle.
With how short streaming seasons are becoming, you will soon see series with 2 episode seasons. 60 minutes per episode.
Losing someone you love to another person isn't what hurts the most, it's when they're burned out from love that does
And that could very well mean that you won’t ever get another shot with them again for quite a long time. So let’s say there is someone you’re crushing on and you’ve been hesitant on asking them out or feeling for them to work on something. But nothing comes of it for reasons....
I wonder where police cars get their gasoline from?
I’ve never seen a cop fill up at the gas station.
If I was Aquaman, I’d call my semen “Aquamayonaise”
pillows for your nose
tissues are basically pillows for your nose
Sign language is just radio communication but on another frequency
Because you use light to communicate in sign language, and light is just an electromagnetic wave like radio but on another frequency. You just need to be in line of sight
If humans had 4 arms, we'd probably have some pretty wild musical instruments
The U.S. Constitution is like a legacy piece of software written by hand and published in 1787.
The Bill of Rights was the first patch deployed in 1791 with an Overwhelmingly Positive reception....
The onomatopoeia, "Chugga Chugga, Choo Choo", becomes "Chugga Chugga, CHEW CHEW" when feeding a young child
The next time you are trying to get one more thing into your suitcase, remember that the entire universe once fit into a pinpoint. So, it'll fit.
There is no limit to what can fit in your suitcase if you are ok with creating a singularity.
If you think about it, Africans are the real "pure blooded" people, because they didn't interbreed with the Neanderthals like Europeans did after migrating out of Africa.
If you flip the N in Niagra upside down..
…it kind of looks like a V....
When replicants become ubiquitous we will tell them apart from us not by their mannerisms, but by their hands
You never see an old man having a Twix
I suppose it just wouldn’t look right. They have their old man toffees like Werther’s.
Chinese people save more money because 8 is a lucky number. In China, it's common to see prices of 188元 and 588元. Meanwhile, Americans are stuck paying $199 and $599.
All people are their parents for most of the negative years span of their life.
Linux has less than half of Linux’s desktop share (www.theregister.com)
Not mine but sounds like a showerthought to me. TL;DR ChromeOS is the “wrong” version of Linux and has 4% while GNU/Linux has 3%
Asians are not just Korean, Chinese and Japanese people
Afghan, Armenian, Azerbaijani, Bahraini, Bangladeshi, Bhutanese, Bruneian, Cambodian, Chinese, Cypriot, Georgian, Indian, Indonesian, Iranian, Iraqi, Japanese, Jordanian, Kazakhstani, Kuwaiti, Kyrgyzstani, Laotian, Lebanese, Malaysian, Maldivian, Mongolian, Burmese, Nepali, North Korean, Omani, Pakistani, Palestinian, Filipino,...
it's quite ironic that English became the lingua franca
100 upvotes on Reddit is 1 upvote on Lemmy
At least that’s my calculation right now
it's so nice to sing
Even though the sound coming from my head is totally analog.
If someone built an anti spam AI bot to answer spam calls the phone lines would just be call centre bots talking to AI bots
What if cars grew from use - like animals. A lot of people with big/small vehicles today would be flipped around.
Just thinking about all the… Shall we say “under used” pickup trucks in my neck of the woods. Bought to look like the owner moves shit - when in reality it just signals to me they have the money to make others do it for them.