Netflix documentaries are the high-brow evolution of the Discovery Channel
Discovery used to be science, nature, and well-researched documentaries. Then it turned into the TV version of click-bait....
The most remembered lesson from elementary school may very well be "Don't run with scissors!"
Young people, known for new slang/words, are also a group of people that are taught how to use already-existing language. New and old, creativity and tradition, concentrated in a group.
The more you talk with your friend who writes fiction, the greater the likelihood you'll end up in one of their stories or novels.
Steel type Pokémon should not take damage from hail
Getting lost in thought is kinda like wearing headphones without headphones
The world fades into the background as your thoughts envelope you, and if you’re a musician imagining your music, maybe it’s closer to that than I’d have thought. =O
You can dance the Macarena to other songs besides the Macarena.
Try it sometime.
Since anglophone pansexuals love pans and hispanophone pansexuals love bread, do they all love tortillas, crepes akd pancakes?
Upvotes on memes function like modern day laugh tracks
They scared now
I was just thinking. In the UK government every cabinet minister, which are those with specific jobs like head of education, or health, also has an opposite “shadow” person from the other main party whose job is to argue with the other. Imagine you had the job of Shadow head of education. Must be an easy job, you just argue...
It must be challenging to give heimlich maneuver to a choking turtle
Irritable Bowel Syndrome is like when someone gets diarrhea of the mouth when they're stressed, but of the anus
It’s basically the same thing, but out of the other end of the GI tract 👌💦💩
Contest could well be short of 'concurrent testing'
I’m a fool if it actually means that.
Retirement Twist: Gabe Newell Bundles Company in the Valve Complete Pack and Sells It to an Unsuspecting Gamer
A jungle is technically just a crowd of plants
Ignoring the movies, Josie and the Pussycats were a way better cartoon band than Jem and the Holograms
Lemmy exists to provide something to do while waiting for Lemmy to compile
Once you reach a certain age, all hairs are pubes because you grew them post-puberty
I wonder if an argument from the elite against gender fluidity is that the future AI models to track us all via camera will find it harder to assign gender.
Marshmallows are the boba of the hot chocolate world.
there's probably someone out there that attempted to cut a lion's hair
Someday there will be an inflection point and agreeable people will be considered contrarians.
The US was late to WW1 and WW2. Trump apparently wants to go 3 for 3.(when he invites Putin to attack NATO members who "don't pay")
*Downvotes likely from Americans that don’t know/don’t want to admit they were late.
The release date of Bowling for Soup's hit "1985" was closer to 1985 than it is to 2024
King Charles III must have felt really awkward when he watched the Lion King and heard the "I just can't wait to be king" song.
Also I bet he found himself humming it and got really upset with himself.