Everyone be using the eggplant emoji as a penis euphemism, I have two thoughts on this ...
over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and...
We should rename Solar to Patriot Power to make it palatable to the right
The Left is doing it wrong....
After migrating from Reddit, it’s jarring that comment sections aren’t cluttered with hashtag-style comments that are just links to subreddits like /HoLuP/
I love that comment sections here are like, y’know, discussions and stuff. Not just the same jokes and parroted phrases over and over and over.
Everyone makes incest jokes about Adam and Eve and their children but they never mention that there was another woman named Lilith (Adam's first wife) who would have added variance to the gene pool.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith
I wish humans could get firmware upgrades
-bug fix: anxiety has been reduced by 50% -bug fix: memory has been buffed by 50% -bug fix: removed reoccurring memories of past failures
You don't really see people chewing gum anymore.
Any time you're told that the weak and vulnerable are responsible for how bad things are, rather than the rich and powerful, you're being lied to
Why haven't car manufacturers standardized automatic brake lights when a built in accelerometer detects deceleration?
Grocery stores should have food banks
Instead of the perfectly-fine “expired” food going to the dumpster, feed people. Help the community.
I feel like we're all stuck in a movie where all the rich people live on some kind of floating island or satellite with everything they need to live well, and all of us have zero chance of going there
I have seen a few of these with similar story lines and realized we are living it right now. They have the best healthcare, the best food, the best everything and most of us are a few dollars from disaster. That scares some of us to death literally from all the stress it causes.
Wood smells like we should be able to eat it, but we can't.
We should make more random friendly comments here on Lemmy
Like just commenting a friendly joke, a compliment or something like that
The "i" in Linux and Linus have different pronunciations even when they shouldn't.
Shower thoughts are wasting water.
My city is in the middle of the worst drought in recorded history. My showers are typically under 2 minutes and I have to shower with a bucket to catch otherwise wasted water to use to flush the toilet. I also shut the water down when I am wet enough so I can scrub myself without having unneeded water flowing then start it back...
packets of ketchup are super wasteful
The grams of waste per teaspoon of ketchup seems high....
Imagine everything humans could accomplish if we were not a commerce based civilization.
Just realized that "upside down" means "the up side is down", making it upside down
The reason why we never meet time travelers is because our civilization ends before the technology can come to fruition.
Sort of similar to the Great Filter theory, but applied to time travel technology.
With lab grown meat we could see the advent of ethical cannibalism.
It's probably more difficult for kids to throw house parties nowadays when their parents are out of town due to how accessible security cameras are.
Seems like just about everyone has a video doorbell and/or other cameras monitoring their property. Took it for granted in my youth without even knowing it.
We should name the moon. Most people don't call their pets "dog" or "cat".
We're all just in Stockholm Syndrome to whatever culture we were born into.
Dissing car brands is console wars for boomers
Things like “Fiat stands for “Fix It Again Tony”” etc.
Now that it is getting legalized everywhere, Cannabis should fall under the jurisdiction of the ATF rather than the DEA.
And when they perform raids, they should be required to shout “This is a F.A.C.T. jack”! Thank you for coming to my TED talk.